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Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:42 am
by FVBTVS
pod has a lovely voice

i have next to zero interest in an hour long battle sequence :fonz:

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:31 pm
by Necrometer
in your stead, I will be happy to watch the dragons fight the zombie dragon and then PM you a summary :idea:

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:56 pm
by FVBTVS
it'd be cooler if its really just a big psych out and he curves to kings landing and sacks the ever loving shit out of that instead

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:33 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
Bran becomes the Knight King and walks away from battle

They take on Cersi and Dany (or Jon) dies eliminating that conflict.

Show ends in a giant orgy.

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:36 pm
by FVBTVS
Necrophilic Mallard wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:33 pm Knight King

:cheers:

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:13 pm
by riley-o
Brianne getting knighted was good :brokenheart:

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:19 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
how many girls got fucked on this show

i only seen season 1

how many g

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:03 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:19 pm how many girls got fucked on this show

i only seen season 1

how many g
all of them

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:11 pm
by featherboa
who asked for a Arya fuck scene by the way

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:13 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
how mane boob

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:12 pm
by copstache
at least 13

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:17 am
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
While not on the level of the show in its prime, this was a huge improvement over last week's episode and probably the best episode since season 6 episode 10. Bryan Cogman is clearly a much better writer than last week's Dave Hill.

My biggest script gripe was the jarring opening due to the pointlessness of Bran waiting all night in the courtyard for Jaime last episode and not having a conversation with him until later, and Theon's next level unexplainable teleportation skills.

Let's hope they don't resolve next week's battle with yet another lazy deus ex machina.

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 7:38 pm
by FVBTVS
Ok that was fn insane

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:47 pm
by hyperviolence
from a technical standpoint that was definitely the most impressive episode they've ever done. I could bitch about certain things I guess but whatever man, im not gonna be that guy, there's enough of those types on reddit and other nerd haven internet shitholes.

SPOILERSSS

I will bitch about this much though. personally the episode took the wind out of my sails for the season a bit. Unlike most I actully really enjoy the white walkers and supernatural elements of the story and it seems thats basically over with. Now we are focusing down south which hasnt been interesting since season 6. Cersei has been reduced to smirking a lot and Euron is maybe the worst character this show has ever seen. I hated Ramsey but its not like the showrunners made him any different from in the books, other than making him really pretty. With Euron they went and took a mysterious, deeply unsettleing character and turned him into a 14 year olds fantasy of what a crazy evil psychopath is supposed to be. Everytime he opens his stupid mouth in a scene an episode instantly becomes worse.
Anyway, without the impending doom from the north it just feels like the stakes have been somewhat lowered.
END SPOILERS

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:58 pm
by hyperviolence
i feel lame that i wrote that all up lol. maybe im just in a bad mood cause my hbo gave out midway through and it took like an hour tonget it working again. totally ruined the mood ya know.

It really was a hell of a spectacle. no denying that

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:09 pm
by FVBTVS
nah you're good :lol:

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:57 pm
by copstache
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/game- ... 0-6466520/

I have a lot to say about the episode but then this guy goes and pretty much says all of it

credit where it's due to the parts that worked (library scene) but man I feel like this had the Prometheus/Alien Covenant curse of "every single character does the dumbest possible thing"

but also

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 10:02 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 10:04 pm
by The Bill
I’m exhausted from all that. Anyone else get Army of Darkness flash backs?

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 10:14 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
I'm not going to nerdy nitpick for now. I'm just going to take it all in and enjoy that great war scene.

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 10:17 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
copstache wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:57 pm https://www.gamespot.com/articles/game- ... 0-6466520/

I have a lot to say about the episode but then this guy goes and pretty much says all of it

credit where it's due to the parts that worked (library scene) but man I feel like this had the Prometheus/Alien Covenant curse of "every single character does the dumbest possible thing"

but also
That write up calls for Arya to pretend to be Bran. For that to happen she would have to had to carve up Bran's face. Whiny nitpicky on failed outcomes without thinking why those boner outcomes wouldn't have worked.

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 10:34 pm
by Necrometer
essentially 10/10 dragon content imo though (minute for minute)

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:53 am
by The Real MPD
Necrometer wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2019 10:34 pm10/10

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 9:26 am
by spacehamster
How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:17 am Let's hope they don't resolve next week's battle with yet another lazy deus ex machina.
welp,

Re: Game of Thrones reminder

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 9:46 am
by Necrometer
This episode should've been the empire strikes back of the season. Instead they kill the emperor at the end of the movie and Return of the Jedi is all about retaking tatooine from Jabba the Hutt.
:yerma: