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Wed May 08, 2019 7:34 pm

Show has way too much hack Hollywood garbage writing now. I shut that episode off after the scene between Arya and Gendry..."That's not me." Fuck outta here.

Kindly avoid giving any spoilers away for the next ten to fifteen years, because I've decided to wait for the books.
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Wed May 08, 2019 7:51 pm

"the dragons will fuck up their ships"
10 seconds later
"aww fuck! really big crossbows!"
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Thu May 09, 2019 12:19 am

Eight Foot Manchild wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 7:34 pm
Show has way too much hack Hollywood garbage writing now. I shut that episode off after the scene between Arya and Gendry..."That's not me." Fuck outta here.
I dunno, she already said "I don't want to be a lady" like in the first season, so I kinda saw that line coming when Gendry said he wanted her to be the lady of his castle.

The problem to me is just that the characters don't sound like themselves anymore because they ran out of books to adapt. They really badly should've somehow gotten GRRM to write the dialogue for the show. I don't care nearly as much about the constant teleportation as I do about the fact that the characters are all wrong these days.
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Thu May 09, 2019 2:40 pm

the only thing I hate worse than boats is the motherfuckers who choose to spend their time on boats

and then double that for people who use their boat time to KILL DRAGONS

that was seriously traumatic

my dragon-only viewing of this show has been a bumpy road, emotionally
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Fri May 10, 2019 11:15 am

I really don't get all the hate and I think a lot of it is people trying to mentally prepare themselves for a disappointing finale outcome. It's been entertaining as fuck. It's not The Sopranos or The Wire, and it never has been. Sure, the writing was a little better when the show could be more sprawling and build characters and the universe with no regard for wrapping up the series, but blame GRRM for not actually writing the fucking books if you feel the pacing or writing is "dumber" now. It's still a fun, big, dramatic, action-packed, stupid show about politics, war, and fucking dragons. I'm excited as hell for the last 3 episodes.
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Sun May 12, 2019 8:39 am

Arya channeled Chronicles of Riddick Vin Diesel
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Sun May 12, 2019 7:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

In terms of a battle scene that was so much more satisfying then the winterfell episode but my god everything else about it

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Arya is obviously gonna put on greyworms face or something and kill dany and then hopefully d&d will never be allowed to write anything again
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Sun May 12, 2019 7:42 pm

My eyes rolled so far into the back of my head when euron popped out of the ocean im lucky i dont have to go to urgent care
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Sun May 12, 2019 9:26 pm

10/10
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FVBTVS wrote:
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10/10
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Mon May 13, 2019 12:03 am

^ lol

Best episode of the last two shit seasons
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Mon May 13, 2019 6:47 am

I dunno, guys, it's kind of amazing how they've had 8 full seasons of foreshadowing and somehow still managed to make Dany's heel turn seem to come out of nowhere. That's.... kind of an accomplishment.

Luckily, though, my expectations are so low at this point that I'm just glad that they kept it grim and brudle this time, so I thought it was pretty okay. But that's really all they did.

Also, the Mountain looked like the zombie baby from Braindead crossed with Darth Vader. Ridiculous.
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Mon May 13, 2019 7:02 am

Does this mean I won't see Evil Mia Farrow's tiddys this season
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Mon May 13, 2019 10:21 am

Nobody gets their tits out anymore.

I read some reactions on Twitter, by the way, and the bitter fangirl tears from everyone who loved Dany because she was "fierce" are fucking delicious, I must say. I hope all these idiots named their kids "Khaleesi", too.
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Mon May 13, 2019 10:53 am

yep

should've named your kids Stannis instead
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Mon May 13, 2019 6:40 pm

When The Hound knocked The Mountain’s helmet off, for a second I thought it was zombie Varys and was like oh shit what a twist ! Then realized I’m retarded
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Mon May 13, 2019 6:41 pm

I love how Jorah and Missandei were essentially Daenerys' heart and soul, and when they were taken away from her she's descended into a wild, destructive animal like Drogon. As much as she tried to stop being her father, she ends up being just like him. (Just like Cersei was turning into the ruthless part of Tywin.)

They were trying to get rid of Cersei, but got a dictator much, much worse. That pure look of rage on Daenerys' face when the bells rang and she couldn't get her revenge was :moreawesome:
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Mon May 13, 2019 7:48 pm

Only three acceptable endings:

1) Ayra sails out into a storm with Bran’s body, she is shown sometime later in a cabin with a beard.

2) Bruce Campbell and a car fall from the sky.

3) King’s Landing appears in a snow globe while Paul Reiser stares into, possibley showing that GOT and Mad About You exist in the same universe.
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Mon May 13, 2019 11:00 pm

riley-o wrote:
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When The Hound knocked The Mountain’s helmet off, for a second I thought it was zombie Varys and was like oh shit what a twist ! Then realized I’m retarded
Guess I'm the R word too
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Mon May 13, 2019 11:01 pm

FVBTVS wrote:
Mon May 13, 2019 10:53 am
yep

should've named your kids Stannis instead
you stan stannis
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
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FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
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Tue May 14, 2019 8:32 am

I’m fine with Daenerys heel turn I’m not fine with it happening over a few scenes. She’s always been ruthless but if you want her to convincingly go from breaker of chains to the mad queen it should have been developed in season 7 not halfway thru an already short season 8. If she doesn’t kill John , Tyrion, and the rest of the Starks I’m going to vomit. What’s the point of her being a villain if she is going to be defeated within one episode?
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Tue May 14, 2019 11:23 am

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