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i agree with chad here.

dude lived it.....LIVED IT..... rocked packed houses with STP / Velvet Revolver....hella ripped on the best weed, snorted the best coke, shot up the primo heroin, got his dick sucked by the hottest rocker bitches in the world. he sang...and cunt's got wet. he got driven around in big limos while getting his drugged out pisser gargled on. went to the top studios and created some albums with tunes that are quintessential 90s rock. you look back at the glory days of the 90s and you see sweet lord weiland yammering into a megaphone. THAT'S how you get to be a goddamned legend. he lived life....did stuff.....made art and cranked on a 1000 coal chutes attached to hot young horny college bitches, porn stars, and soccer moms. all of us on this board COMBINED cant live the amount of living this motherfucker lived.

while it's true the dude was clearly living and performing on borrowed time.....he had already stamped his name on the 90s. he already captured YOUR heart. he already had rocked us all. he didn't give a fuck if it was some 50 person club or a sold out arena.....he clearly no longer had that sort of awareness. His soul had already gone up to the USS nuremberg to be ushered into valhalla by sweet emperor hitler. the virgins await the primal rock and roll cock of WEILAND. his body unfortunately, was left behind to lead THE WILDABOUTS and it twitched, stammered, and struggled through the last years to the final end. Without a soul to guide it.....the body of weiland had trouble taking off his fancy jackets, had trouble holding that golden precious megaphone, had tempo issues which affect his fellow band mates. In the final analysis we must not be too hard on sweet weiland, his soul had already transcended all of rock stardom, much like high priest kurtis kkkobain, and the king of rock n roll elvis presley. He became a rock and roll god.....and the drugs worked in tandem to help him reach his fullest potential. It allowed him the courage to jump out of life's figurative airplanes with his cock dangling out of fine leather pants. I celebrate tonight the life of our precious 90s legend, the guy who owned you before you pretended to graduate to grown up music like Napalm Death and NON. you disowned the 90s, dissed STP, and yet you couldn't stop humming and tapping your feet to 'interstate love song'. Weiland owned you, he always owned you. Now I will crank some STP and jack off into an ashtray.

you need to bring your skills to the fucking party boys....that's all there is to it.

what sorts of debauchery are you getting up to tonight? guaranteed it's nothing like what Sweet fucking weiland had planned for tonight. the night he never got see.
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dude....i remember when hearing 'army ants' on a radio station in san antonio in spring of 94 right before 'purple' came out. i had already been wearing 'core' out for about a year at that point so i was so stoked to be in on hearing this brand new tune. he really was a rock star in the purest sense of the word. he was lucky to play with such great bands that knew exactly what to do when it came down to giving him a platform to do his thing. love it or hate it but the fact is you simply cannot escape the fact that he knew how to get down and rock. now i feel sorry for those dudes in THE WILDABOUTS because they seem like some pretty solid players in their own right....had weiland been a bit more on his game i think they could have made their mark as well. i'm a pretty jaded and cynical person but i have to admit that hearing he died kinda gave me a twinge of sadness. STP was big in the ol' rock arsenal for me and without him fronting that band...i highly doubt they would have got the attention they got. great, technically solid band with a ROCK STAR for a front man.....the same fucking reason VELVET REVOLVER can talk about auditioning assholes like corey taylor and whoever else they want but mark my words....that band is never going to even try to reform. STP should consider doing something new as well....chester bennington is no scott weiland....no matter what they try and tell people. deleo brothers ripping on scott because he was such a maniac but deep down you know they were so fucking bummed that no matter who they stick on the microphone in the future is never going to even be close to scott weiland.

maybe i'm white knighting for the guy a little too much but goddamn....he jam packed his life with rock and roll, pussy, booze, drugs, money, and jet setting while we all sit around talking about kikes, donald trump, and abortion artists. there are MUSICIANS and then there are ROCK STARS. it is always amazing to follow their trajectory from the beginning to their almost always pathetic ends. but face it bros.....rock stars are a dying breed.

brian may and roger taylor can pretend they got something pretty bitchin' going on in QUEEN by sticking that american idol guy in the place of freddie mercury. the reality however is altogether different....it's a drag queen with a good voice.....nothing special....no dynamics.....no character. just another prissy corporate schmuck. rock stars live by the code of cunt. they are outlaws and desperados.

fuck it....i don't even know what the fuck i'm talking about......maybe his death is going to ruin my weekend. i may have to fall off the wagon tonight.

rock stars.

hitler.
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I got this album in the early 2000s
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We had a mutual friend with the band, this guy named Randy. He was this kind of anarchist experimental performance artist. He was really into tape trading and bands like Amebix and Skinny Puppy, any kind of obscure, dark noise. We were friends with him through our social scene. He used to do weird performance art things up in the quarries up in the hills behind where we lived, or he’d invite people with invitations written on skin fragments or something, and he’d do shadow plays with Einstürzende Neubauten blasting, and then set off fireworks. Really weird psychedelic stuff. Randy was this weird kind of chaos magician, a mutual friend with Neurosis. He was a big Neurosis fan. Randy referred me to them. We agreed to get together and jam, and I brought my sampler and we jammed and screwed around a little bit, and we decided to give it a try.
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I don’t know that it was ever about which record was so influential. It wasn’t that long after I quit the band that I would run into people. I remember being down in Long Beach, probably in the mid-90s, I was actually at the Skunk Records office with the band Sublime, and one of their guys was a huge Neurosis fan. Sublime’s the farthest thing from Neurosis, but one of their roadies was a massive Neurosis fan. The fans that were into Neurosis at the time, it was one of those things, like they would go from show to show, to see as many shows on the tour as they can. They were hardcore fans. It wasn’t like the casual fan. So I always knew there were people who were way, way into it.
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I wish I knew more about those topics but I don’t so I can’t respond to your questions, except the one about Bernie I am disappointed too. I was rooting for him. Seems to me he was voted out though? I think Biden’s stutter is being used as a proof he has dementia. To me it’s pretty remarkable what he’s accomplished in spite of that stutter issue. Anyways, I was disappointed too. Can totally relate.
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Pleaseee don't this hawkguys they are dresed than Village People concert...!!!
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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I love Chuck E Cheese! I loved taking my daughter there. Our CEC is well run and Ive been to several birthdays there. What a shitty cynical view of a great place for children. We used to go weekly when I was a stay at home mom. The food is mediocre, but I didnt go there to eat. The food isn't good at Lazer tag, the Ice rink, or the beach, but I'm not going to those places to eat either. Love the games, prizes, safety, and atmosphere.
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I do wonder why some people bother to have families? Is it just to be able to show off that you have one?
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That’s the purpose of satire. To break the grip of censorship.
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Grimes didn't want it revealed, Musk stated on twitter X Æ A-12 is a boy.
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The tik tok involving a call about a patient's death/poor outcome & then th search for malpractice attorney/jail doesnt inspire much confidence in non-defensive medicine or advance a culture of acknowledge/apologize, which we know reduces legal exposure when done right.
I was trapped by a neighbor, she came to our door with a drone and want us to see it. After 10 shots of brandy she led me to her place while i was drunk and then started forcefully kissing me, i was 10 shots in of some brandy and before i knew it i had taken my junk out my pants but then i caught myself while intoxicated and put it back in and said "i shouldn't be doing this I GOT TO GO" I did not penetrate the neighbor.
a hat trick... potentially a red flag. just press :nopizza: if I need to raise the bar
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this is the song that will play during the credits after I die
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And the introduction song opened the gates of my brain to start bubbling some first English and love words accumulating the word hoard in my vocabulary. I need You, I love Yeah... in 1973 when I was in grade 7 at Mutamba Primary School and then after failing joined Muleya Winter Primary School where I met my first mysterious girlfriend Daddy Nancy Chola, a posh and prettiest in school. I was mesmerised by her beauty. I wrote her a proposal love letter decorated with flowers I spent writing the whole night till late only to be rejected when my friend Robinson Kalaba Kaponde took and handed her the love letter. She thought my friend concocted the letter but later she fell in love with me and started preparing some egg pastry. She really looked like a chicken baby!
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smooth and sexy song, like silk over innocent lips, waiting to be kissed and tasted and then its too late for regrets. the music now has you, and it feels so good . great post, thank you .
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I want too learn about certain questions I have about the universe such as, Why you cant completely touch something and, Why there are gravity anomiles
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