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FVBTVS wrote:
Tue Jul 14, 2020 10:49 am
a business owner that does something that endangers the lives of its occupants and customers would be held liable and faces criminal negligent charges.
right? where all my esquires? i haven’t read a book since r.l. stein’s “deep trouble.” ok, just kidding about that but the kid did have every goosebumps book all the way up to “beast from the east.”
anyway, so how come dude gets a pass for opening the state. mad scientific motherfuckers like “nah don’t do this mann. cats gonna die.” but bigman was like “but the economy! we must get señor frogs reopened!”
desantis looks like if someone yoked out on mescaline at burning man tried to draw alec baldwin and sell it for ten bucks, but instead the drawing came to life and forced us to watch him bury us all slowly with a sandcastle shovel.
this whole thing was fucked from rip.


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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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This is way I love turmenater for two reasons the main theme and man agent masin good work who loves skynet?
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They said Maxwell has shown a skilled ability to hide. When FBI agents went to arrest Maxwell at a mansion in New Hampshire on July 3, instead of obeying the agent's order to open the door, Maxwell fled to another room and closed the door behind her, according to the court filing. After the FBI breached the door they found Maxwell inside and arrested her.
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The U.S. Army has a Twitch channel that it uses to fish for potential recruits. Last week, it came under fire for issuing bans to viewers who asked about war crimes. This week, a report by The Nation dug deeper, pointing out, among other things, that the channel had a habit of running fake controller giveaways that redirected viewers to a recruitment page. Following widespread scrutiny, Twitch says it’s forced the Army to stop.

According to The Nation, the giveaways—which took place “repeatedly” in chat—offered viewers a chance to win an Xbox Elite Series 2 controller. Clicking the associated link, however, would send viewers to a recruitment page “with no additional mention of a contest, odds, total number of winners, or when a drawing will occur.”
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Am I the only one who hasn't noticed the hole in the internet left by Peterson's absence until just now?
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You know, we always called each other gay fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a gay fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were gay fellas. Homos. But Jimmy and I could never be pozzed because we had neg blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was trans heroin addict. To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent pozzed so they can trace all your antibodies back to patient zero. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you bareback. It also means you could fuck around with anybody bareback just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to poz. It's a license to do anything. As far as Jimmy was concerned with Tommy being pozzed, it was like we were all being pozzed. We would now have one of our own as a member
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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A long novel. Fun for me. I've seen it all... No boredom... I loved her
How sad story it is, l, m crying now while l write
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What kind of a Trumpian world do we live in?
A sweet cherry tree? Kill it!
Hemlock? No problem.
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Brain experts who have studied these athletes say the symptoms most likely stem, at least in part, from years of enduring the notorious crashes, routine head banging, brain-rattling vibrations and strong gravitational acceleration forces that are common in their sports.

The athletes even have a name for the exhausted fog that even a routine run down the track can leave them in. They call it “sled head,” a term that troubles brain experts because they say it has normalized the classic symptoms associated with concussions and mild traumatic brain injuries familiar to football players and others who participate in high-impact sports.
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sign me up for some of that shred head 🎸🤟😈
Reese Witherspoon wasn't nominated for an Emmy. People are not okay.
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sign me up for some of that shred head 🎸🤟😈
Reese Witherspoon wasn't nominated for an Emmy. People are not okay.
almost posted this as well :lol: :tdown:
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The work was first performed at an International Composers Guild concert in the Klaw Theatre on March 4, 1923. The audience laughed throughout the performance and hissed during the ovation. Someone got on the stage and urged the audience to take the work seriously. It was repeated to no better effect on the crowd. There was one report of a fistfight between two men who were exiting the hall.
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Whoa two men LEAVING the hall FIGHTING? you know you're a badass when the hall is not good enough for your likes
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you can’t record a noise tape once every three to four weeks and think that’s going to be enough.
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Deep in my Soul is where this music is felt
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I put a little bit of my own semen in my smoothie because sexual transmutation and glowing radiant skin and also yes paganism lol
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Whoa two men LEAVING the hall FIGHTING? you know you're a badass when the hall is not good enough for your likes
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This filled me with yearning for a time I hadn't realized was over...
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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DID U KNOW THAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON U HAVE SEX WITH LEAVES THEIR SPIRIT ON YOU SOME MEN AND WOMAN HAVE VERY BAD DEMONS THATS WHY IT AINT GOOD TO LAY UP AND SLEEP WITH EVERY BODY THEN U WONDER WHY U BI POLAR OR EVERY SINCE U BEEN DATING THIS ONE PERSON U LOST MORE THEN U GAIN HE OR SHE HAS PUT A DEMON IN U THAT ITS WHOLE FOCUS IS TO MAKE SURE U BLINDED BY THE SEX AND NOT BY ALL THE THINGS YOUR LOSING IN LIFE BE CAREFUL WHO U LOVE AND GIVE YO BODY TO. #DEEEEP !
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"Do you like me?"
"Obviously."
"But do you, like, like like me?"
"I don't want to hurt you."
"Then don't."

Spoken by sensitive actors, the exchange vibrates with vulnerability and humor...
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From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
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Well I am totally sick with remorse. In 1973-4 I went to Sun TV in Columbus, Ohio. I bought a Marantz 2325 at 120 WPC, and an Akai 570 touch sensitive Cassette Player, and the salesman showed me the RTR Series II E. They are 150 Lbs. each. I paid $440.00 bucks each, $880.00 for the pair. So here is my story. I took care of my mother in her last 8 years. While doing so My home was in some disrepair but not terrible. Troubl was is that the city I live in wanted the property for city buildings. They hammered me ever time they could with lawn mowing once the house got condemned for two cracked windows. Once they wanted it mowed so I did. Three days later as I was coming back from mom's doc appt. I seen someone leave my home. I ran him down at a stop light. I asked him what he was doing there. He said mowing. I said, IT WAS MOWED 3 DAYS AGO ! Well they said they wanted it mowed. Bull S, He just clipped one area and hoped to get 250 bucks. Shysters. I took care of that at the mayors office.
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More like Lana Del Taco
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