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I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.

Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.

I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
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What is a movement?.








Madness... American love
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cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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:lol:

You are holding a cup of coffee when someone comes along and bumps into you or shakes your arm, making you spill your coffee everywhere.

Why did you spill the coffee?

"Because someone bumped into me!!!"

Wrong answer.

You spilled the coffee because there was coffee in your cup.

Had there been tea in the cup, you would have spilled tea.

*Whatever is inside the cup is what will spill out.*
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What the fuck kind of voigt-kampf test shit is that?
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Eight Bit Alien
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I think the argument being made is that you should swallow all your cum as soon as you earn it, before someone bumps into you.
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Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am
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Matter of fact...I did know, that I did not know I came from a
genetic/DNA splicing lab located somewhere in Orion's Belt...
Fact #7
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
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the message is basically whatever u carry in u, that's what come out of u when u hit a rough patch


This is the only version, it’s illegal that she dulled down the hee hees I blame basic ass Interscope
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so was this just another thread for you guys to point out “mistakes” made by people better than you, so you can feel a bit less like losers every day? whatever works for you, I guess :lol:
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I know it's a bit uncouth, but could I get the context on that one?

Although causative genes and aberrant signaling pathways have been investigated for decades, lack of effective and less side-effect treatment for the disease still perplex vast clinicians.
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Although most old school punks voting for trump just to be punk rock
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With the dinosaurs, tread the Jurassic earth, meet the legendary T-Rex, walk through vast plains with the velociraptor or fly with a pteranodon.
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a steampunk is someone who curbstomps steamnazis
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is your blood pressure so high that you accidently clicked on the submit button twice?
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Favorite song is ‘Sweet Caroline’ and has every episode of ‘Friends’ downloaded and on DVD. Eye roll.
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Sorry to bore you all, but my father loved this song, and I loved him
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classic rock is the best genre ever.
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Not to sound cocky or none. But I got Hulu , Netflix , and Disney + . You not finna talk to me any kind of way.
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but so I think, I think it would be, I think it would be very, very, I think we'd have a very, very solid, we would continue what we're doing, we'd solidify what we've done, and we have other things on our plate that we want to get done
I think this one clears the bar - won't make a habit of this
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Lyrical themes:
Medieval class struggle
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Hahahhahaha oh man fuck off
Pm me context pls
Zerohero wrote:
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I knew that he hated seeing violence in movies, but I only learned why shortly before he passed in 2005. He always thought that when a character died in a film, they killed the actor playing the role. When I pointed out that the deaths were faked, he openly wondered why anyone would want to watch a movie that "tricked people that way."
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Chigurh wrote:
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I knew that he hated seeing violence in movies, but I only learned why shortly before he passed in 2005. He always thought that when a character died in a film, they killed the actor playing the role. When I pointed out that the deaths were faked, he openly wondered why anyone would want to watch a movie that "tricked people that way."
That reminds me of a letter I read in either Fangoria or Gorezone when I was a teenager. It was from someone who claimed to work with disturbed kids and they said one of the kids they worked with asked what they do with all the dead bodies after they kill someone in a movie, the kid was allegedly so fucked up they couldn’t distinguish fantasy from reality. The counselor bought copies of horror magazines and showed the kid the articles on how they do the special effects to show how it was make believe. I’m sure it was probably a fake letter to counter all the anti horror moral panic hysteria.
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I'd like to think that the above quote is made up, but the post definitely seemed real, and I know from my work that there are many people who can't tell movies from reality...
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