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They were NOT Trump supporters. Deep state and antifa rushed the Capitol and if you don't see it you're in bed with Biden and the socialist communist tyrants!
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I'm scared of whole milk and I have never purchased heavy cream, though I use whipped cream sometimes
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Weirdly enough, for me being a black metal vocalist, Corpsegrinder is probably my biggest influence. I was a huge rap fan as a kid, and when I heard the rhythmic delivery on a lot of the Corpsegrinder albums I just ate it up.
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I wish more animals were blue.
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cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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only dude i know with lyme is a miserable bastard who is stone cold MAGA now
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People are noticing that Jax in Mortal Kombat looks a lot like Steve Harvey
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If your 5 year old can crunch the numbers on Lenz' Law, good for you, go breed an army of your fucking superkids and stop bothering me.
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I been tryna tell people John Cena had bars
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A friend of my ex-gf died in the theater while watching the Spice Girls Movie. Fell asleep and never woke up.
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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When she solves a new piece of the puzzle, she posts it to Facebook, where her QAnon friends post heart emojis and congratulate her.

This collaborative element, which some have likened to a massively multiplayer online video game, is a big part of what drew Ms. Gilbert to QAnon and keeps her there now.

“I am really good at putting symbols together,” she said.
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I love how Billie screws up on the original record version and keeps it on the record. It shows how punk they are.
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thread is on fire and I hope I'm not slowing it down too badly
4 hot chics that can rock! God is great!
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dont worry, im here to definitely derail its glory with a shitty story that last comment reminded me of. we played a show in this total shithole town (palmdale, ca for context) at this vfw or elks lodge or something like that someone had rented out. cattle decap headlined and before they went on to play the bartender said the show was shut down due to the sink being broken in the bathroom. obviously the whole place was having none of that as theres no way cattle d is ever coming back to palmdale again and started arguing with her. she was the only person in charge as far as i could tell and when asked why she thought the sink was broken intentionally she said well i dont know if it was on purpose or not but i saw that guy *points to some random kid* go in the bathroom with 4 girls and before she could even get out another syllable the entire place erupted in applause and praise for this obvious badass and she kind of just realized that was that and walked away. cattle still played and fucking destroyed. that is all, carry on, gentlemen
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...and that boy's name was barron trump
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Is mask-slipping the new manspreading?
Can anyone help me by suggesting some good GFUEL flavors?
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you don't want to even hear anything other than your own opinion. You know you can unfollow Doug right? You don't have to see another one of his "crazy posts". Im presenting you with just unbiased information, and then assume I'm telling you to wear a tinfoil hat, you're the actual definition of a bigot.
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how quickly you forget and change it to fix your narrative. The tracker was there 24/7. Let’s not kid ourselves here.
Do you have anything better to do than wait for a post from Doug to comment on? Doesn’t really seem that way.
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I'll preface this by saying that I'm new to paganism, I follow the Norse pantheon, and I'm deathly allergic to peanuts.
Wish we could still spoiler... this context is too good not to share, so I'll make it super tiny. Sorry for breaking the rules.

Yesterday my homeroom teacher was handing out homemade cookies. He said they didn't contain peanuts, and I was hungry, so I was excited to get one. But when he got to me, it felt almost as if someone was holding my arms back. I couldn't reach to grab a cookie, so they passed me. Today I found out that they did have peanuts and caused another student to go into anaphalaxis. I know that someone intervened to save me (I don't have my EpiPen at school). How do I go about figuring out who that is? I want to thank them but I need to find them first.

Edit: I've done some prayer out in the woods by my house, and I think I've encountered... Someone. In a bird form at least. It was a bird I've never seen before and I can't identify it online. It had the shone of a NYC pidgeon, and it was that size, but the back pattern of a chickadee, and much longer legs. It came up to me, closer than a regular bird ever would, and just sorta, watched me as I prayed. It might just be a curious bird, but it was just so... Amazing to me... I feel like it's the sign I've asked for... Problem is, from all the research I've done, Gods and goddesses usually take the forms of larger birds; never something as small as a pidgeon... Unless I'm missing something?
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i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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Why One Neuroscientist Started Blasting His Core
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james that context is wonderful
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Coach Hank Stram told him, "you're not a football player, you're a man who is trying to play football." Amos approached Stram with a poem he wrote about a mythical creature that passes the door of all players who are cut from a team. He read it to the team and received a standing ovation from all the players and coaches.
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