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riley's capitalism one is aging nicely
He also said it’s because my chakras were messed up and he didn’t want to align his throat chakra with my sacral chakra- but he was perfectly okay with fucking me this entire time.
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My first concert ever was Buckcherry, Smash Mouth, and Lenny Kravitz
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After meager deliberation and zero remorse, I have decided to dissolve ABSU after three decades of existence. Collectively and universally speaking, this decision is finite due to insoluble circumstances, which has led to this ultimate result. No amount of time, exertion, formula or fashion can alter my verdict.

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ahhh yes

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Live in Michigan and saw one take down a house sparrow at our feeder and then eat brain, liver and heart, leaving all meat. Looked like it conducted surgery. When they migrate in they immediately displace the blue jays and red wing blackbirds as the kings of the feeders.
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That Illuminati sign he does at the end... I’m not trying to look into this deep cause I don’t believe in that but it’s always sus when he does that and like no one has asked him why he does that his whole career! Tell me I’m wrong. RIP Kobe.
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The ultimate Super Bowl question: Bud Light or Bud Light Seltzer? The choice may make Post Malone’s brain explode.
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this is metal. distilled and made pure. hate and pain and blood. Endure it. Or flee. I care not which. This is beautiful.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ah, France... Their wine, their old buildings, their history and their brilliant and innovative black metal.
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the awesome Assassin wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:23 pm I jerked off watching the wife get dressed. Is that creepy?
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"Endure it. Or flee." is legendary :awesome:
I was holding the video camera for my wife and her boyfriend last night, and all I could think about is was Bernie’s luscious gray hair as the face of the DNC!
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#TBT Super Bowl XXXIII Half-Time Show 1999 in Miami.
Yup, I’m one of the swing-kids dancing (0:44) with Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, along with Stevie Wonder and Gloria Estefan.
These were the good old days when White, Black, Latin and LGBT vibes all blended without having identity/labels attached to everything. Oh, and no lip-synching.
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Fresh home from a Tool concert vacation. Man I miss Bill Hicks
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Is there anything more pleasing to the ear? Imagine i'm 77-years and many miles distant , on the south-american continent and am spell-bound . Dear God,
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He’d spend 2-3 hours in the tub blasting Peterson lectures, while also having all of his food on the kitchen stove and in the microwave, warming, waiting for him.
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:lol: :lol: fuck
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This one is really too long, but the way he writes is fucking killing me.
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There seems an ever-present pretence that our existence, filled with a seemingly never-ending series of difficulties, ought to be nothing than happiness-filled. Notions similar to "I just have to get through this hard time and then everything will be good again" are common place. However, this is an illusion, a thin veil thrown over the top of life to provide comfort or an ideology designed to distract us from the reality of life. Life, with the veil removed, indeed shares, sometimes disproportionally, the things we'd rather not deal with or what society has morphed into shielding us from. The sooner we accept and embrace that life is actually like this and shape our minds to the ebb and flow of sadness and happiness, the more realist we become and better trained at dealing with the times when things do not go well for us.

It seems as though we'd be better equiped and shaping happiness in that sphere rather than hoping for what life simply isn't. This I feel is similar or synergises with Stoic philosophy in that, we worry less about the things we cannot change and with a steel mind, are able to more adequately and perhaps more quickly, cope with the tough times.

This reminds me part of the lyrics of the song "Broken Hands" by Lamb of God;

"Well there's those that do and those that just do talking. We're all going through hell, it's burn or keep on walking."

I assume every single one of these posters is a pretty cool 17 year old boy who just needs a GF, two semesters at college and a new favorite band.
Reading all this is like going through a teenage journal I'm embarrassed by, but can't bring myself to destroy.
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Which Hollywood Star Has Punched The Most Animals?
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me: italian girl billie stan
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riley-o wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:09 pm Which Hollywood Star Has Punched The Most Animals?
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I know that image doesnt work. Dont care. Too much work on my phone to just give up. Also when googling 'Arnold punches camel gif' I found a shit load of gifs of him punching animals, so arnold is the answer
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ghost boner wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:20 pm
riley-o wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:09 pm Which Hollywood Star Has Punched The Most Animals?
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This is pure black metal. If your ears can't handle this go listen to Dimmi Borgir. If you can't even handle them just listen to Justin Fucking Bieber
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