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Dave Chapelle has always been problematic but I haven't cracked a smile. I don't find most comedians funny though. Matter of fact I don't find stand up funny at all because they can't do it without being problematic. Making fun of people isn't fucking funny. Don't @ me, IDC.
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Sleep outside. Build fires. Roast pigs. Laugh. Compete. Split wood. Drink malted beverages. BYO Pretty much everything. Test your strength. Tell stories. Make pals. Talk to God. Worship with 2000 dudes! Do life together. Camping. For men.
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I learned this from a wise man not long ago- suffering (not to be confused with pain) exists solely in reaction to an attachment. Suffering is in the mind. You CHOOSE to suffer, however you have to pain.

Painful thoughts, situations and memories will arise without your consent, and it is your REACTION to this pain that determines whether or not you will SUFFER because of it... Notice the arrival of pain. Observe the pain. Ponder the pain. FEEL THE PAIN, and then watch as it disintegrates before your very eyes. Use this pain to learn how to overcome suffering. Experience the necessary pain, use mindfulness and awareness to learn how to IDENTIFY the pain, as well as differentiate between the pain (A NECESSARY SURVIVAL MECHANISM) and suffering (A DAMAGING STATE OF MIND.)

Every material possession you own contributes to your suffering. They are heavy bags we must carry into cold, with the intention to return it seemingly vaguely existing for a couple days and POOF it’s gone.

Girl left? That’s attachment. Cut the bitch out. HOLD NO LONGING FOR A “ONE DAY,” “MAYBE IF I...” or “I SHOULD HAVE...” Kids gone? That’s attachment, and although I recognize the complete abandonment of my kids would help my suffering, I’ve deemed them worthy of suffering for.

Ex-girlfriend- NOT worth my choosing to suffer. Children- ABSOLUTELY worthy of my choosing to suffer. Pick your battles. Determine whether or not the attachment is worthy of the suffering but will inevitably cause.

All in all, the lack of possessions and attachments are why you, me and many others like us feel less suffering on the streets than in our houses/ apartments.

Edit: props for jerking off in someone’s tool shed that’s what the meth junkie street life is all about
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(Abridged) Resolutions for 2018 --

□ Improve skills at using the void as a conduit of transformative destruction

□ Install a CMMS to manage bodily maintenance procedures (First Priority: ensure the peaceful departure of chronic yeast infestation in SW/PV)

□ Change internationally recognized title, switch to Linux, and declare independence from the United States

□ Create an in depth infographic detailing ways to approach the queering of good and evil

□ Subvert obstacles of romance in relationships by building deeper, grounded connections that focus on mutual empowerment over affirmation/comfort seeking

□ Develop a marketing strategy/philosophy that deals in the deep rooted dialectics of essence and presence, communicating our essential plurality w/out loosing sincerity/rawness

□ Make a dope-ass interactive web logo to communicate everything on this list

□ Shed more light upon our growing portfolio of transliberal investee enterprises

□ Build an online university to help people learn how to transform their work obligations into research projects

□ Develop an enterprise data-system to archive and query company operations past/present/future

□ Begin work on theory of anti-gravity

□ Define and implement a clearer program for watering plants and tending to the health and longevity of the Cosmic Garden of Feelings.

□ Expand sexuality

□ Begin autodidactically substantiated dissertation on the Tyranny of Taste

□ Begin work on an e-commerce solution for those interested in a multidimensional, mentally and spiritually diverse trade economy
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:moreawesome:

that HAS to be satire
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i can assure you that it isnt satire
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Zzzzzz Do me a favour..BEST ELCTRONIC ALBUM? Fools....I refer you to early Kraftwerk omd human league and Gary Numan as 100x more talent than this bald baffoon.....wake up
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I live in Brazil and the socialists here are trying to implement this crap at all costs and the worst is that they are achieving. Ever watched The Walking Dead? It's just that missing the zombies. Constant struggle to survive
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Bro, my dad now arranged for you a $20 billion deal and you can’t spot me 400 shekels?
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Why isn't LeBron talking about the slave trade thats happening in Libya right now because of what Obama did???
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I consider Mike Ness to be on the edge of genius.., Are you familiar with, "I was wrong?" Good stuff...
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No one, if anyone. can understand the point you're trying to make. Absolute drivel.

And I absolutely will not back down from my POV. Evolutionary Psychology is a real deal in my world view. If you don't subscribe then you don't subscribe—but you sure in hell aren't going to talk me out of what I believe.

I've just blocked you because you will not have the last word and I will not continue to waste my time on you.
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Aaaand deleting master of none season 2 from my watch list. What a jerk
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The fact that Captain America went one on one with Ultron and held is own is absolutely disrespectful and made me wanna leave the cinema but ticket prices are expensive.
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This was my experience reading the account of one young woman’s alleged sexual encounter with Aziz Ansari, published by the website Babe this weekend: the world in which it constituted an episode of sexual assault was so far from my own two experiences of near date rape (which took place, respectively, during the Carter and Reagan administrations, roughly in between the kidnapping of the Iran hostages and the start of the Falklands War) that I just couldn’t pick up the tune.
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I remember Tension doing a cover of Zombie back in the day.. so sad
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I’been trying to trying to quit Diet Coke for most of my life and now thanks to trumps love of it, I have finally quit, like don’t even want to even look at it. Thanks trump.. I still fuck with cokelife thought
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I wanted to write here that the other day I made a public post wherein I mentioned someone as a “crazy bitch” and enabled a thread of comments that had a strong male contingency chastising . It’s not alright to be dropping that kind of language on someone, and in doing that I disrespect all the women I care about in my life. Will make an effort to be less toxically masculine in my affairs moving forward.
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speaking truth to self-power :tup:

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the END OF A AMAZING MUSICAL ERA, Tom Petty last of the ORGANIC musical mohicans,,, r.i.p. brother, your music saved me when i has leukemia,,
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not sure how to edit this so I'm just shrinking some of it. LOL anyway.
Marlon 'marlon' M. wrote:YOU MUST ORDER A SALAD WITH A SCOOP OF CHICKEN
SALAD ON TOP!!!!!

I just had the most bizarre experience at this pretentious "French" restaurant! I noticed they have a chicken salad ("shredded" chicken with mustard) panini. They also have several salad plates such as arugula. So I ordered a salad and asked for a scoop of chicken salad on top. This is something I order in about half a dozen restaurants nearby. The waiterista (you order at the front like in any fast food restaurant) said flatly NO! We do not put chicken salad on a salad plate. I explained I would of course pay for it. Still NO! I asked if they put a scoop of chicken salad on the panini. He said they do. I asked if they could just put it on top of a regular salad since I am gluten sensitive and don't eat bread. Still NO! Can you ask the chef? He went back for several minutes and came back. He told me the chef refused to do this and said they do not put scoops of chicken salad on top of a salad! I asked if the chef said why not. He told me the chef said the chicken salad has a lot of mustard and she will not put it on top of a salad. Period. He then suggested I just get the beef salad which has some beef on top of a salad plate. I don't like beef salad.

My friend had ordered the chicken salad panini or whatever they pretentiously call it. It was a piece of bread, some cheese and a scoop of chicken salad!! i got the arugula salad. My friend gave me some of her chicken salad to taste with my salad. Guess what? We both survived. The world did not end. Trump is still president. And my friend said it did not have too much mustard!

So I am asking every customer that goes into this obnoxious pretentious fast food lunch "bistro" to order:


A SALAD WITH A SCOOP OF CHICKEN SALAD ON TOP!!!!! Maybe then they will realize customer service is actually something important when they loose their customers to the many other options in the area.
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I after some thought and discussing it with friends I've decided to change my stance on knowledge. I'm no longer a probabilistic reliablist but rather a now epepistemological nihilist meaning aka I grant that a proposition can be true or false but that it's truth value is unknowable
Just finished reading Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler. I'll give a review

I thought it was very well written, informative and reflective of Germany in that timeframe of history.

Getting to know the authors backstory was intriguing and really set the tone for the rest of the book. Throughout the book you get aspects of the author's personality sprinkled in with public policies, propagating the masses and making political allies.

I found the authors clear spirituality to be quite clear with his hatred of the Atheistic Marxist regime of his day and his reaffirming of God and his nature.

The Anti Jew language was seen in parts in the book and was always used to show the antagonist to the author and his political aspirations. To say something was Jewish was an insult and he often levered lt to the Atheistic Marxists.

This anti Jewish sentiment while many in his day were born into it the author picked it up from his days in the very conservative Protestant Vienna. He seen them as ruining the things he prided himself on, especially art which makes sense given his artistic background.

A few negative aspects I will point out is the book at times could get tediously boring and it felt strenuous in the reading of some chapters as it dealt with political processes which sad to say didn't catch my interest.

His dealing with propaganda in a few chapters was while heavily detailed at the same time easy to follow. It was great information that really as I know from outside readings to be important in the history of the World War.

I will conclude saying the book was overall good with some flaws which might stem from my disinterest in politics. I would recommend it for anyone who wants to know more about the author and Germany at that point in time
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FVBTVS wrote: Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:30 am
I after some thought and discussing it with friends I've decided to change my stance on knowledge. I'm no longer a probabilistic reliablist but rather a now epepistemological nihilist meaning aka I grant that a proposition can be true or false but that it's truth value is unknowable
not cool, man - I posted that at least 5 years ago :betternotstartanyshit:

I've matured into an epepepepistemological annihilist by now anyway
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idiocy aside I think I agree with them - there's probably no way to draw a firm line between purple and yellow

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No easy way to say this other than my mom accidentally stumbled upon my porn collection two days ago. This would be a non-issue except for the fact that my porn collection is 400+ mother/son incest videos, 30+ mom/son literotica stories, a 600+ image mom/son imgur album and even fucking online comics of the same nature.

I would just like to mention that I don't have any attraction to my mom, NOT AT ALL. I can't even think of her sexually because it grosses me out. This is not some broken arms shit (that story sickened me btw because it was real incest supposedly). But for whatever reason, the mom/son fetish really turns me on (probably due to the taboo aspect) and it's pretty much the only porn I watch.

I guess my mom must have used my computer for something and ended up finding what I thought was my well concealed porn collection. I found out later it was accessed and once I realized this and the color drained from my face, I knew life was gg. Since then my mom and I have not made any eye contact and have not exchanged any words beyond her calling me for dinner. I can't even eat the same table as the rest of my family now and just eat in my room.

I can't describe the shame and terrible sick feeling I'm experiencing. I feel like crawling in a hole underground for the rest of my life. I don't know if I'll ever have a normal relationship with my mom again since I have no idea how to even begin resolving this issue. Now my mom probably thinks I want to fuck her or some shit. I should also mention that a lot of my porn (as evidenced by the video titles) has the theme of the son cuckolding the dad by fucking mom and now my mom probably thinks I want to cuckold my father and claim her as my wife.

I don't think she told my dad since he's been behaving completely normally. How do I even start to fix this? How can I explain to my mom that my porn collection has absolutely nothing to do with her or my dad? How do I convince her this is true in spite of the 400+ videos suggesting I want to fuck my mom?
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