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Well, I have Aspergers and I thought I was able to descern between happy and sad crying.
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With folks having longer lifestyles and it no longer taboo to end a relationship that has run its course, there is no need to pop out two or three kids in your twenties and rot the rest of your life.
Folks living to 120 and looking youthful into their 50s, and having ageless avatars gives much more time to have said children.
Also, if human based AI becomes a thing, is raising an AI any different then a natural child, especially if they could be embodied in a bioprinted body at will.
Goes with my thesis on Transhuman Sexuality I really should write.
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:confused: :lol:
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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The Bohemian Grove, that I attend from time to time—the Easterners and the others come there—but it is the most faggy goddamn thing you could ever imagine, that San Francisco crowd that goes in there; it's just terrible! I mean I won't shake hands with anybody from San Francisco."—President Richard M. Nixon on the Watergate tapes, Bohemian Club member starting in 1953.
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So what is the best Xmas song? You can tell by common sense. Black Xmas by Venom.
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i think this thread is just about over. nothing will top this one
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My childhood best friend died earlier this year. We lost touch in our teens, and he apparently changed a lot in the intervening 15-20 years. He got into a lot of drugs and eventually wound up choking to death on his own vomit as his druggie friends watched.

The funeral home did a slideshow of photos of him. Every single photo showed him getting high, being stoned, drunk, or wearing juggalo makeup.

When his mom gave his eulogy, she proclaimed herself a juggalo in his honor
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

as long as theres still blood in my body and breath in my lungs i will read/post in this thread..
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Whee of the Dead wrote:
My childhood best friend died earlier this year. We lost touch in our teens, and he apparently changed a lot in the intervening 15-20 years. He got into a lot of drugs and eventually wound up choking to death on his own vomit as his druggie friends watched.

The funeral home did a slideshow of photos of him. Every single photo showed him getting high, being stoned, drunk, or wearing juggalo makeup.

When his mom gave his eulogy, she proclaimed herself a juggalo in his honor
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that rules so much and led me to read a needlessly specific plot summary of Air Buddies on Wikipedia

The recent surge of interest in the band Bathory contributed to the high cost of Quorthon’s bones, which six months ago could have been purchased on Ebay for only four thousand dollars.
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eminem sucks dick u must be withe eminem ruined hip hop u faggot how can u say that he turned hip hop from a truly african american/hispanic thing into a mainstream fad that even mcdonalds made their own rap songs hip hop is more than the shit tyga eminem and mac millar put out on the radio its a fucking culture man its a lifestyle came out of the rich musical roots of the inner city jazz, reggae from our jamaican and other counterparts and the deep hard hitting drums of our ancestors from Africa eminem is WHITE and a wannabe gangster thing he is doesnt have the roots that africans and latinos have we have a rich culture and we have been persecuted for years enough has been said brother remember BLCKPOWER and remember the teachings for Marcus Garvey HAIL THE ZULU NATION!!!!!
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New Years Eve show called rockin Eve totally sucked. Hopefully nobody paid money to go see that crap. Sorry but Snoop Dogg aint the man
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And it begins again.....
In regards to my previous post, here are the resolutions I have made for 2015:

Sell my motorcycle.
Learn to whistle using my fingers.
Watch all of "Parks and Recreation." (I have currently watched none.)
Finish "The Dark Tower" series by Stephen King. (My first nerdy fantasy series.)
Listen to all 100 of "Pitchfork's Top 100 Tracks of 2014."
Sell other things I don't use on Craigslist. Probably put money towards accomplishing the resolution above.
Get at least one of the three silly tattoos I thought up while driving home from Cultus Lake after New Years:
- A gentleman Batman
- Something related to the character select screen on old arcade fighting games
- Something luminescent in an eyeball
Come up with 25 new nicknames for my (borrowed) cat.
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riley-o wrote:Sell my motorcycle.
Learn to whistle using my fingers.
Watch all of "Parks and Recreation." (I have currently watched none.)
Finish "The Dark Tower" series by Stephen King. (My first nerdy fantasy series.)
Listen to all 100 of "Pitchfork's Top 100 Tracks of 2014."
Sell other things I don't use on Craigslist. Probably put money towards accomplishing the resolution above.
CL cash redirected straight into a dumb youtube spree? WTF?

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diana lara marin1 month ago

people, do anyone know the name of a song of a black guy that is sit like in a couch drinking somthing, like orange juice, dont know
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wazup homy, yo dis movie be all dat and a bag of chips with jalapenos...This is just straight gangsta beat down one right after the next..
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And that was the day little Timmy got his scrotum exploded out of his anus forcing him to defecate on his fleshy man purse for the foreseeable future.
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Nicholson's routine these days involves sleeping until 1pm and then having a glass of milk to soothe his stomach.
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