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Fri Nov 16, 2018 5:08 pm

hahaha - that last sentence smacks of above-average AI content
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Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:35 pm

Is this blackened hardcore?

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Sat Nov 24, 2018 5:30 pm

i wrote about my vagina for @nytopinion

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Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:17 pm

As a progressive rock composer, I have authority on what is and what is not progressive rock. Tool does not belong within this categorization, despite their reputation as a "technical" band, because Tool's riffs and composition structure fall more in line with alternative music. Pink Floyd is a pop band and doesn't have an itch in common with progressive rock.

However, it should be blatantly obvious to anyone with an ounce of sense that Mudvayne is a progressive rock band of the particular entity, progressive metal, with their music being rooted in the thrash and extreme (black and death) metal offshoots of prog-metal such as Voivod, Cynic, Atheist, Emperor, Death and Meshuggah, as well as the melodic progressive metal of bands like Dream Theater and Porcupine Tree.

Mudvayne's music is extremely technicality-based, using an assortment of time signature changes that are mathematically based, hence the frequently used label to describe the band, math metal, which originated as a joke made by the band (although math metal, sometimes called mathcore, is now a legitimately recognized genre thanks to bands like The Dillinger Escape Plan, Between the Buried and Me, Protest the Hero and many others). Their composition structures are based in a combination of melodic progressive rock with aspects in common with jazz fusion (on tracks such as "Severed" and "Prod") as well as influences from extreme metal (black, thrash and death metal bands).

However, since there are those who do not believe in reality as it is, who reject facts and make up their own reality, Mudvayne has been miscategorized in a number of assorted metal genres of which it does not belong and I have sought to correct the errors made in the minds of non-absolutes.

Mudvayne was only known as a progressive metal band prior to 2014. Since the Internet's metal community is very troll-oriented, a lot of Internet trolls have gone through the process of changing Mudvayne's genre on various websites, have altered Mudvayne's genre to either include "nu metal", a genre in which the band has never performed, associated with or belonged to, or to make it, inexcusably and ridiculously, the band's primary genre. Since then, a number of media organizations and books have picked up on the regrettably false claim to assert that Mudvayne was a nu-metal band, despite having nothing in common with the genre.

To explain what nu-metal is, I will simply state that it is a style popular in the late 90s and early 2000s derived largely from combinations of alternative music, strong rhythm, sometimes with aspects of hip-hop or industrial music. The bands that defined the nu-metal style all have aspects musically in common: Deftones, Korn, Limp Bizkit and Slipknot are clear examples. Mudvayne's music does not and has never had anything in common with this style.

I decided to email and otherwise contact several of the sources, one of whom is Colin Larkin, author of the garbage tome Encyclopedia of Popular Music, a revised entry of which mislabeled Mudvayne as nu-metal. I gave a simple explanation, in fair detail, of why Larkin is wrong, and asked for a retraction. Larkin responded with this insulting, time-wasting email explaining all too well, that Larkin relied on uninformed, unpaid slave labor to produce his book, who got their information from "the Internet" -- websites who got their information from other websites who got their information from Internet trolls.

This kind of thinking is the rubbish produced by the "non-absolutist" mentality, the mindset that rejects evidence, rejects reason, the mindset that I have fought my whole life.

Progressive rock is the only form of rock music which is a product of the Enlightenment's influence of free thinking, and progressive metal the only Enlightenment-derived form of metal music. Progressive rock and progressive metal are rooted in symphonic, chamber (sometimes described as classical) composition and jazz music. Please keep watching this site as I continue to gather more evidence against the mockery of bad music journalism on display against Mudvayne and their output of 5 classic and influential prog-metal albums (L.D. 50, The End of All Things To Come, Lost and Found, The New Game and their 2009 self-titled release) and the assorted prog-metal singles derived from these releases ("Dig", "Death Blooms", "Not Falling", "World So Cold", "Determined", "Happy?", "Forget to Remember", "Fall into Sleep", "Dull Boy", "Do What You Do", "Scarlet Letters" and "Scream with Me"). Please help all you can by leaving sources in the comments section (subject to approval to screen from troll responses) and help me restitute the dignity, respect and integrity of progressive rock and progressive metal that is under attack by such injustices of poor journalism.
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Fri Nov 30, 2018 12:51 pm

holy fucking shit
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.

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Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:43 pm

that has to be satire. Even a member of the band couldnt write that with a straight face

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Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:45 pm

(as opposed to all the time signature changes that are alphabetically based)
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.

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Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:10 pm

spiritually based? or maybe time signatures relying on irrational or imaginary numbers... (still math afaik)

to be completely above board I earnestly love precisely one mudvayne song (mostly for the bass performance?) and I don't think it's totally reasonable to lump them in with nu metal (same protected status might be extended to system of a down). maybe I (and that author above) are just willing to redefine things to avoid admitting we like any nu-metal. regardless, that essay is something else.
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Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:33 pm

Nah man I've heard like 1000000 people say the same thing about Mudvayne, i'm sure you're right

I just think of genre as some afterthought thing that only exists in ID3 tags, and any spaz attack over labels is really funny, especially if they're super-pretentious
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.

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Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:05 pm

the way that guy feels about mudvayne being commandeered by nu-metal is exactly how I feel about the motherfucking millennials who performed criminal wikipedia-editing to claim people born in 1980 (me) as their own. maybe an insane & condescending wordpress tirade will correct this situation...
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Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:24 am

Back In The Day When Norisk Arisk Black Metal Meant Something,
Aryan Winds Blew Under Fullmoon Forever And Winter Night Was Eternal,
The Mighty Stood Pround In Front Of Burning Religious Institutions,
Death Was The Master And There Was No Escape From The Holocaust And Evil,

Now Everyone Makes Erotic Militant Display On Album Cover,
Collect Them All Like Pokemon And Show Off At Local PTA Meetings,
Your Squad Circle Jerks In Merch Booth At Golden Shower Festival,
Keeping The Scene Pure Of People That Don't Pretend To Be Aryan,
Under The Watchful Eyes Of Communist Artifical Intelligence

SHUT UP NOBODY CARES,
IT'S BLACK METAL JUST BUY EVERYTHING NOW,
QUICKLY, QUICKLY! SO WE CAN OVERDOSE ON THE CULT,
SEND ALL THE MONEY TO RANDOM PERSON FROM EARLY DAYS OF SCENE NOW, AND POST It ONLINE! NOW!
DO IT, DO IT NOW! YES DO, IT NOW!
I Will Be Explicit In My World View, And All Shall Know Of My Obvious Militancy,
Until The Death We Fight Aginst Judeo-Masonic Order By Buying The Same Shit Over And Over Again,
Live Forever In Seclusion From The Modern World In Front Of Blue Lights On Computer,
Stockpile Pornography And Video Games To Go With Die Hard Swril Vinyl Of N S War Black Metal,

Make Everything About Image And Brainwash Culture With Mindless Drivel,
Preach Of Honor While Selling Yourself Over To Highest Bidder For Exposure,
Crush The Poser In Music Scene Built On Posers Posing For Other Posers,
Do Anything To Continue Prostitution Before Pseudo Ninties Scene Guru's,
While They Take Your Last Shekel, Talking Of Tradition Back In The Day,

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Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:32 am

YES WHAT HAHAHAHH
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.

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Wed Dec 05, 2018 3:59 pm

God MUST be sitting rinkside watching The Bulldogs against Owen and the Anvil the NEW Heart Foundation

RIP God called his angels home for a five star match, I bet God’s arena is the old Cow Palace!!!! RIP!!!
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Wed Dec 05, 2018 5:02 pm

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Mon Dec 10, 2018 10:45 pm

This book is the literary equivalent of sitting in traffic on the way to work only to find the door chained and an out of business sign on the door. The disappointment doesn’t stop there. When you get back into your car, it won’t start. It is too far to walk anywhere, and your cell phone is dead. You live in your car for days eating leftover french fries found under the seat only to finally remember you have to jiggle the key sometimes to start your car. Elated, you leave the office an pull out into dead stop traffic. After hours and hours, you finally get home only to find no one had even noticed you were gone.
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Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:03 pm

It's not art. It probably wasn't meant to be art either. There's a lot of talented artists that are able to make the most beautiful pieces out of erotica and sexualities. But this ain't it fam. It sounds more like a sad excuse to reduce a jail sentence because he felt the need to do something "cool" it's an insult to real art and artists.
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Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:24 pm

fam
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.

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Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:49 am

Haters gonna hate and all those ebonic statements... but this is still very much Beherit.

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