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Another artist, Courtney Jaye, who was then 35 and not signed to a label, got a direct message from Adams on Twitter in 2013 with immediate offers to collaborate. “You are a psychedelic Ronstadt hybrid,” he gushed. “Come let’s make some music.”
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What is it with this? I've never wanked to anyone's pics! Lmao I don't bother with as my stamina got fucked up from brain and nerve damage so last time I came was over 4 years ago and that was after over 7 hours of pumping
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BTW, Mary "Floppins" was not a flop; it was an underperforming minor hit.
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Doom is just too politically-incorrect for today's special snowflake gamers. Doom is all about a white heterosexual cisgender male, not that strong-independent-women LGBT people-of-color diversity bullshit from today's games.

So lads we'll just have to wait to make gaming great again.

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Do music festivals have zero awareness or are they fully aware and just dont want epileptic folx to attend? Watching story's from III points and like... an epileptic person couldnt last 2 seconds there or at most music events for that matter

Or at most clubs or bars?

Just do better your lack of regard for the disabled is showing and its not cute
as someone who suffers from epilepsy (which thankfully hasnt been triggered in a while) and autoimmune issues - i feel 0 fomo seeing all your stories of III points. the lack of consideration for chronically ill folx in spaces to enjoy something universal as music is astounding.
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so True Fighting is two nearly naked men hugging on a padded floor? Who knew the Gay community has been honing their "fighting" edge for aeons?
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Black metal, as we understand it, create it, and perform it, is the purest and most distilled manifestation of Satanism possible within the genre of metal music. This soul of black metal as a genre exists, however in a historical and musical context, lending its various iterations the tradition of a particular atmosphere and musical ethos. Therefore, in order to present a convincing performance when we play live, Teratism, and other sincere, practicing bands in this genre, must create an atmosphere of, if not *true believers*, then sympathetic participants in the audience. Through our history, we have tried whenever possible to book, and accept when invited, shows where the lineup consisted only of other sincere bands, preferably of the same rarefied genre, whose contribution to the music was being made seriously and in good faith.

In fact, we don’t even like booking shows with death metal bands, even though several members of Teratism, myself included, have been or are currently in bands of that genre. We’ve tried playing shows with eclectic lineups. They seldom pay off. A sympathetic audience is everything: it is the difference between experiencing a moment of profound and terrifying conviction of the presence of real diabolical power, and a bunch of drunk frat boys laughing at guys in Halloween costumes and raccoon makeup. We have had to endure fistfights over exactly this kind of difference while on the road during our storied history of touring as a battle-tested and serious black metal band, and we have quite literally bled and suffered for the luxury of taking ourselves seriously when we perform live.

So when I, who have been deactivated from social media for two months, do not book our shows, and do not follow our internet presence, was finally forwarded a flyer for the show, and saw bands from genres that aren’t even metal, and with names like “Neckbeard Deathcamp”, I was livid, and I lobbied to get us off this fucking bill. With a name like that there can be little possibility that they are anything other than a joke band with no loyalty to, investment in, or even understanding of black metal as it is defined and practiced by us.

I have no opinion for or against joke bands per se, but, as I have just elaborated, this kind of fast and loose mixing of incompatible subgenres on a lineup is antithetical to creating and sustaining the particular atmosphere we need to pull off a convincing live performance. Few people would try and invite a comedian to do a bunch of toilet jokes as the eulogy at a funeral; to expect us to attempt to ply our solemn craft following a satire band is equally unworkable.

If I had known that the lineup was going to be this across-the-board, let alone with bands from not only incompatible but outright hostile approaches, I would have never wanted to do the show in the first place. It’s nothing personal. We’ve tried it before. It’s not worth it for us. I built a recording studio that was a massive altar dedicated to Satan, not because I’m in it for the laughs but because, whether or not you think I am a fool for doing so, I take our art seriously. Perhaps we are just idiots that any of us believes any of this shit, but even if so, we still do not owe one minute of our time lending the legitimacy of this band to a lineup of bands that not only don’t take their own art seriously but make what we do ten times more difficult to pull off convincingly.

After fielding a phone call from our vocalist the next afternoon, he informed me that there was a hurricane of flying gorilla shit breaking out on the internet over all this. As a result, I feel the necessity to point you all to the real culprit here. I am your man. If you want someone to hate, blame me. I was the one who most colorfully and vociferously expressed doubts about doing yet another show with a bunch of unsympathetic bands from incompatible genres.

To make matters even more absurd, I have since heard that this band are in fact Antifa trolls. I can’t speak to that rumor because I don’t know. What I do know is, whether they have a partisan agenda underlying their trolling or not, I was just not interested in flying halfway across the country, donning full ritual garb, lighting candles and incense and then attempting to convince an audience of strangers of the palpable presence of a terrifying spirit of cosmic evil indwelling the world, after waiting for the the fake-black-metal scene’s equivalent of Weird Al Yankovic to clear their rubber chickens off the stage.

For those looking to use us as pawns in some cynical power game you're playing because our decision is politically expedient to you, I’m afraid, sadly, you will have to go fuck yourself. This includes the white supremacists, who, I am informed, are currently on our Facebook page claiming that one cancellation is somehow a “victory for the white race.” It also includes the masked brick throwers among you who are using the same decision to hoist us on a petard as your Bugaboo du jour with accusations that we are fascist sympathizers because we’re not keen on being used as a prop in a stunt orchestrated by cynical actors with an agenda that has nothing to do with furthering the music itself.

Furthermore, if I understand Wrath correctly, a post made earlier by our drummer, Defiler, is largely what has caused this storm of controversy. I haven't read it, but I’ve been given the general details. From what it sounds like, he was probably being overzealous about our discussion to to keep our shows deeply and securely within the purview of legitimate black metal, as has been our policy since pretty much the beginning, whenever possible, and it sounds like he added his own opinions to it. He has a right to have opinions. While the rest of us think it was a pretty stupid post (sorry Man) and do not share many of those opinions, we will not be throwing him under a bus over one shitty post because a mob of repressed drama queens, none of whom have ever spent a dime supporting this band, are suddenly scandalized by the revelation that we would rather not play shows with comedy acts.

I have also just been made aware of the accusation that we withdrew from the show because we were bowing to pressure from right-wing bullies. This is a funny one. As far as I am concerned, we ARE the bullies. And within the band, *I* am the one who exerted the lion’s share of the pressure to get us off this bill, right or wrong, for reasons I’ve clearly enumerated. If cowardice is at the heart of this decision, would I be publicly taking responsibility for it? Think about it, Einstein, and then go fuck yourself.

However, I did not intend for my private reservations to be conveyed to the public so nakedly and artlessly. So I apologize for that embarrassment. To the degree that the band I named by name are not who I believe their name suggests they are, namely, a troll parody band that mocks the very genre it claims to be contributing to, they are welcome to contact me personally through Teratism’s Facebook page. If they can succinctly show me that I misjudged them, I will, representing myself alone, happily and succinctly retract the accusation. This whole thing has already been enough of a distraction, so, please, emphasis on the word ‘succinctly’.

As long as we’re not asked to attempt to pull off a legitimate black metal set on the same bill as these kinds of acts, I couldn’t care less what music they play, what they call themselves, or what illusions they cling to in the voting booth. They have the freedom to do what they want; we have the freedom to refuse to be a pawn in someone else’s.

To our tiny cabal of friends and supporters around the world who have a dog in this fight, who ordered an album of ours from a legitimate distributor or dropped a sawbuck catching us at a show or buying a tee shirt: I apologize TO YOU for the needless drama. I have to say that I *do* stand by my very vocal, colorful, and emphatic decision to lobby the rest of the guys to demur, but I should have done it earlier. I dropped the ball, spoke far too late, and one member's personal opinions, which developed in part as a reaction to my own hyperbole, were rushed to press. To everyone else: piss off. You’re only here because you‘re rubbernecking. You weren’t fans before and you won’t ever be. We owe you nothing.

Finally: we may be fools for taking our art seriously, but we are not your fools. We won’t be a prop in a political stunt, nor will we be a token of currency in somebody’s culture battles.

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So when I, who have been deactivated from social media for two months, do not book our shows, and do not follow our internet presence, was finally forwarded a flyer for the show, and saw bands from genres that aren’t even metal, and with names like “Neckbeard Deathcamp”, I was livid,
I was just not interested in flying halfway across the country, donning full ritual garb, lighting candles and incense and then attempting to convince an audience of strangers of the palpable presence of a terrifying spirit of cosmic evil indwelling the world, after waiting for the the fake-black-metal scene’s equivalent of Weird Al Yankovic to clear their rubber chickens off the stage.
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I wish I had more input on the whole thing, but I was just a kid, and ultimately, a prop. As my mom was very ill after our house burning down and a heart condition/brain damage, and my dad wasn't able to find work, it fell on me to earn our roof. Micro Machines were the only toys to survive our fire in 1989, picking through the ashes. The fact that I'd later end up endorsing the video game had a certain poetic logic to it.
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I went & listened to 3 songs from Bruno Mars, since you spoke so highly of him. However, I did discover that I was familiar with his material. Just didn't know it was him. An old girlfriend of mine use to listen to Bruno Mars. I use to refer to it as masturbation music. His music is essentially indistinguishable from all of the pabulum which has plagued pop music for decades. All that is missing is the constant low frequency hum of a vibrator with a fresh pair of batteries.
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Lady has tourettes, REALLY SEVERE TOURETTES. You can't mention a certain fruit around her as it sets off one of her ticks to the point where she coughs up blood, one of her worse ticks is masturbation acts as the way hers does it's thing is in "being inappropriate". But she's a fantastic whistler as it's the only way she can barely control it in public. You should see some of her other clips. Always good to know she'll fist ya.
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Porn is still an issue for me, it is a literal and palpable hell. It has been tormenting me and my biggest fear is people hating me or thinking less of me for giving it up, if that makes any sense. Right now, I'm being my own worst enemy, causing myself to fear irrationally on what will happen when I try to go cold turkey on viewing it, including Source Filmmaker and the like. What will people think of me? What will people do in response? The last thing I want is a falling out with anyone who knows me and when they find out I'm going cold turkey on porn, then what? I know these fears are completely and utterly unsubstantiated, but I still think on what they'll say. What I need to do is focus on more wholesome activities, such as taking RAW photos and editing them in Photoshop, and since I love taking pics of foxes and other adorable animals, I think it's a great whole activity. Photography brings many people, myself included, a lot of joy, Speaking of photos, I want to apologize for not keeping my fox thread up to date, I've been meaning to and I will try to keep it up to day, so, I apologize for that. Um I know I must sound pathetic, and I just don't know how else to word this, I hate this feeling, I hate the literal hell I'm in, this torment. I want to be free from this once and for all, and the first step is admitting I have an issue, the second being removing SFM and all pornographic materials from my PC, saving me countless GB's of space. I just want to thank you for all your support so far, I know I haven't been a good member and have been a pain in many members' side, but still, thank you.
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I missed Rare Disease Day by a day, but shout out to my Cutaneous Polyarteritis Nodosa sufferers.

It’s classified “rare” although there are 22,000 cases a year so it’s not too awfully rare. Rare enough that there’s no prescribed course of treatment, so there’s that.
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From the comments, it's bizarre to me how so many people seem to love this music, yet revile the man and his politics...?

For the record, I think Varg's political views have much merit to them, but his "music" (assuming one can extend the definition of music to encompass the simplistic, buzzy droning he vomits forth) is utterly fucking awful. I honestly struggle to see how anyone with an IQ above 75 could
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Trying To Censor My YouTube Comments There’s A Turd Destroying All The Music & The Videos Also And He Has The Police Violating My Civil Rights Throwing Me Off Of My Own Properties & Have Me In A Homeless Shelter That I Supposedly Own & HE has The Police Violating My Rights There Also Now He Has Me In Gracie Square Hospital East 72nd Making It Look Like I’m Delusional Dr Keith Pearlman 6/18/18 11:37 am
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the angle the accusers #WadeRobson & #JamesSafechuck the media frames #MichaelJackson in making it out he had a gay relationship with these young boys comes from them reciting #VictorGutierrez own perverted degenerate mind of vicariously using mj to live out his own butt hole gypsy dust fantasies of raping kids like #JordanChandler, his goal was trying to normalize pedophilia into the LGBTQ fold using this case to push elites pizza gate agenda.you already know LGBTQ movement helped open the floodgates for the oligarchs in government politics and Hollywood to go ahead brainwash the masses into normalizing more degenerate behavior & perversions. they're using Michael Jackson #billcosby #ojsimpson #chrisbrown #rkelly old debunked aquitted cases as proxies in psyop kangaroo court show trials to lynch their character, legacy to reinforce their negative stereotypes to tarnish the negro in general. Me too times up is a scam to push a heterophobic agenda with keywords (toxic masculinity) trying to redifine the sexuality of indigenous men & women . them bum ass washed up shaggy haired crackers were bribed and paid handsomely to dare parrot these explicit yarns of being raped by a man they're trying to finesse money & 15 mins attention from. The Jew & white identity extremist owned media job is to try to keep the heat of white criminal activity off on the negro community as propaganda to justify a Nazi state genocide on us to keep the attention off these real rapist & pedophiles who are white or Jewish men & women in gov. & Hollywood. They know masses court of public opinion are too retarded xenophobic & lazy to fact check evidence & listen to repeated coded language in hit piece articles. Robson safechuck infamous #Neverland5 just read this book to come up with these stories to sell to tabloids & media to emotionally cast spells on your conscience to keep you from #firstthem judgement. victor Gutierrez is a #nambala #magpie advocate, he dedicated his book to this organization romanticizing Chandler and Michael's friendship out to be some kind romantic relationship between consenting adults when young children aren't thinking of sex
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I recently played a song from {The Downward Spiral} at a butoh jam here in Dharamsala (India), and yes, it's aged very well!
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