ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

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Shia laboeuf sent me here

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I am a Black American Women that loves hard rock and metal music. I am obsessed with Helmet period no matter who Page Hamilton picks out to be in the band he founded called Helmet. Unlike most Mainstream bands in which Helmet is more like an Independent band Helmet does not Auto Tune a damn thing or use Pro tools to help fix their music to make it sound legitimate either. Page Hamilton voice changes according to the mood of the theme of the music he is singing to. Page Hamilton is a work horse always improving on his own craft. Page Hamilton is a unique and versatile musician period.

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What exactly is wrong with Louis CK saying that Chinese men are like women with massive clits?

[Wormholegenerator]

Ellen is about to forgive Liam Neeson on her show and say "Look I've known this guy since 1862, haha he mistook me for a horse & carriage valet, and I gotta say, he hasn't got a racist bone in his body!"

[Geeheeb]

frame 3 is the two gangsters making up for their "mistake"

[the awesome Assassin]

CAN THE ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!
WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN OLDER WOMAN SHE ’S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER NAUGHTY BITS.
SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BY THIS BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON!!

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Goatse in US jurisprudence

On 20 September 2013, the United States Department of Justice filed a response brief[45] in the United States Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit in United States v. Auernheimer, an appeal in a criminal case from the United States District Court for the District of New Jersey, which involved the access of AT&T customers' email addresses by Goatse Security.[46] The brief explains on page three that "The firm’s name is a reference to a notoriously obscene internet shock site" and includes a footnote which reads "For a more graphic description, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse." The fact that a brief filed in a U.S. federal appellate court linked to a page about Goatse, even if only a Wikipedia article, caused a stir on social media.[47][48]

[Eight Bit Alien]

Heather Brookes you are this special women that takets every man and womens dream and make IT real.you are My hope and dream

[riley-o]

I love that you’re still doing Heather Brooke research in 20 god damned 19

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[cxwx]

As a writer you slant all evidence in favor of the conclusion you want to produce and you rarely tilt in favor of the truth.

You think...... Michael Jackson has something to do with this?

[Eight Bit Alien]

I love that you’re still doing Heather Brooke research in 20 god damned 19

ill never stop, ever

[FVBTVS]

Another artist, Courtney Jaye, who was then 35 and not signed to a label, got a direct message from Adams on Twitter in 2013 with immediate offers to collaborate. “You are a psychedelic Ronstadt hybrid,” he gushed. “Come let’s make some music.”

[postaddiction]

What is it with this? I've never wanked to anyone's pics! Lmao I don't bother with as my stamina got fucked up from brain and nerve damage so last time I came was over 4 years ago and that was after over 7 hours of pumping

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BTW, Mary "Floppins" was not a flop; it was an underperforming minor hit.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Doom is just too politically-incorrect for today's special snowflake gamers. Doom is all about a white heterosexual cisgender male, not that strong-independent-women LGBT people-of-color diversity bullshit from today's games.

So lads we'll just have to wait to make gaming great again.

WHY IS THERE A COMMENT LIKE THIS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET

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Do music festivals have zero awareness or are they fully aware and just dont want epileptic folx to attend? Watching story's from III points and like... an epileptic person couldnt last 2 seconds there or at most music events for that matter

Or at most clubs or bars?

Just do better your lack of regard for the disabled is showing and its not cute

as someone who suffers from epilepsy (which thankfully hasnt been triggered in a while) and autoimmune issues - i feel 0 fomo seeing all your stories of III points. the lack of consideration for chronically ill folx in spaces to enjoy something universal as music is astounding.

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so True Fighting is two nearly naked men hugging on a padded floor? Who knew the Gay community has been honing their "fighting" edge for aeons?

listen to t pain without auto tune hes better than michael jackson when he was black

[ghost boner]

Black metal, as we understand it, create it, and perform it, is the purest and most distilled manifestation of Satanism possible within the genre of metal music. This soul of black metal as a genre exists, however in a historical and musical context, lending its various iterations the tradition of a particular atmosphere and musical ethos. Therefore, in order to present a convincing performance when we play live, Teratism, and other sincere, practicing bands in this genre, must create an atmosphere of, if not *true believers*, then sympathetic participants in the audience. Through our history, we have tried whenever possible to book, and accept when invited, shows where the lineup consisted only of other sincere bands, preferably of the same rarefied genre, whose contribution to the music was being made seriously and in good faith.

In fact, we don’t even like booking shows with death metal bands, even though several members of Teratism, myself included, have been or are currently in bands of that genre. We’ve tried playing shows with eclectic lineups. They seldom pay off. A sympathetic audience is everything: it is the difference between experiencing a moment of profound and terrifying conviction of the presence of real diabolical power, and a bunch of drunk frat boys laughing at guys in Halloween costumes and raccoon makeup. We have had to endure fistfights over exactly this kind of difference while on the road during our storied history of touring as a battle-tested and serious black metal band, and we have quite literally bled and suffered for the luxury of taking ourselves seriously when we perform live.

So when I, who have been deactivated from social media for two months, do not book our shows, and do not follow our internet presence, was finally forwarded a flyer for the show, and saw bands from genres that aren’t even metal, and with names like “Neckbeard Deathcamp”, I was livid, and I lobbied to get us off this fucking bill. With a name like that there can be little possibility that they are anything other than a joke band with no loyalty to, investment in, or even understanding of black metal as it is defined and practiced by us.

I have no opinion for or against joke bands per se, but, as I have just elaborated, this kind of fast and loose mixing of incompatible subgenres on a lineup is antithetical to creating and sustaining the particular atmosphere we need to pull off a convincing live performance. Few people would try and invite a comedian to do a bunch of toilet jokes as the eulogy at a funeral; to expect us to attempt to ply our solemn craft following a satire band is equally unworkable.

If I had known that the lineup was going to be this across-the-board, let alone with bands from not only incompatible but outright hostile approaches, I would have never wanted to do the show in the first place. It’s nothing personal. We’ve tried it before. It’s not worth it for us. I built a recording studio that was a massive altar dedicated to Satan, not because I’m in it for the laughs but because, whether or not you think I am a fool for doing so, I take our art seriously. Perhaps we are just idiots that any of us believes any of this shit, but even if so, we still do not owe one minute of our time lending the legitimacy of this band to a lineup of bands that not only don’t take their own art seriously but make what we do ten times more difficult to pull off convincingly.

After fielding a phone call from our vocalist the next afternoon, he informed me that there was a hurricane of flying gorilla shit breaking out on the internet over all this. As a result, I feel the necessity to point you all to the real culprit here. I am your man. If you want someone to hate, blame me. I was the one who most colorfully and vociferously expressed doubts about doing yet another show with a bunch of unsympathetic bands from incompatible genres.

To make matters even more absurd, I have since heard that this band are in fact Antifa trolls. I can’t speak to that rumor because I don’t know. What I do know is, whether they have a partisan agenda underlying their trolling or not, I was just not interested in flying halfway across the country, donning full ritual garb, lighting candles and incense and then attempting to convince an audience of strangers of the palpable presence of a terrifying spirit of cosmic evil indwelling the world, after waiting for the the fake-black-metal scene’s equivalent of Weird Al Yankovic to clear their rubber chickens off the stage.

For those looking to use us as pawns in some cynical power game you're playing because our decision is politically expedient to you, I’m afraid, sadly, you will have to go fuck yourself. This includes the white supremacists, who, I am informed, are currently on our Facebook page claiming that one cancellation is somehow a “victory for the white race.” It also includes the masked brick throwers among you who are using the same decision to hoist us on a petard as your Bugaboo du jour with accusations that we are fascist sympathizers because we’re not keen on being used as a prop in a stunt orchestrated by cynical actors with an agenda that has nothing to do with furthering the music itself.

Furthermore, if I understand Wrath correctly, a post made earlier by our drummer, Defiler, is largely what has caused this storm of controversy. I haven't read it, but I’ve been given the general details. From what it sounds like, he was probably being overzealous about our discussion to to keep our shows deeply and securely within the purview of legitimate black metal, as has been our policy since pretty much the beginning, whenever possible, and it sounds like he added his own opinions to it. He has a right to have opinions. While the rest of us think it was a pretty stupid post (sorry Man) and do not share many of those opinions, we will not be throwing him under a bus over one shitty post because a mob of repressed drama queens, none of whom have ever spent a dime supporting this band, are suddenly scandalized by the revelation that we would rather not play shows with comedy acts.

I have also just been made aware of the accusation that we withdrew from the show because we were bowing to pressure from right-wing bullies. This is a funny one. As far as I am concerned, we ARE the bullies. And within the band, *I* am the one who exerted the lion’s share of the pressure to get us off this bill, right or wrong, for reasons I’ve clearly enumerated. If cowardice is at the heart of this decision, would I be publicly taking responsibility for it? Think about it, Einstein, and then go fuck yourself.

However, I did not intend for my private reservations to be conveyed to the public so nakedly and artlessly. So I apologize for that embarrassment. To the degree that the band I named by name are not who I believe their name suggests they are, namely, a troll parody band that mocks the very genre it claims to be contributing to, they are welcome to contact me personally through Teratism’s Facebook page. If they can succinctly show me that I misjudged them, I will, representing myself alone, happily and succinctly retract the accusation. This whole thing has already been enough of a distraction, so, please, emphasis on the word ‘succinctly’.

As long as we’re not asked to attempt to pull off a legitimate black metal set on the same bill as these kinds of acts, I couldn’t care less what music they play, what they call themselves, or what illusions they cling to in the voting booth. They have the freedom to do what they want; we have the freedom to refuse to be a pawn in someone else’s.

To our tiny cabal of friends and supporters around the world who have a dog in this fight, who ordered an album of ours from a legitimate distributor or dropped a sawbuck catching us at a show or buying a tee shirt: I apologize TO YOU for the needless drama. I have to say that I *do* stand by my very vocal, colorful, and emphatic decision to lobby the rest of the guys to demur, but I should have done it earlier. I dropped the ball, spoke far too late, and one member's personal opinions, which developed in part as a reaction to my own hyperbole, were rushed to press. To everyone else: piss off. You’re only here because you‘re rubbernecking. You weren’t fans before and you won’t ever be. We owe you nothing.

Finally: we may be fools for taking our art seriously, but we are not your fools. We won’t be a prop in a political stunt, nor will we be a token of currency in somebody’s culture battles.

Hail Satan
Gilles de Rais
Bassist,
TERATISM

[Eight Bit Alien]

[Necrometer]

So when I, who have been deactivated from social media for two months, do not book our shows, and do not follow our internet presence, was finally forwarded a flyer for the show, and saw bands from genres that aren’t even metal, and with names like “Neckbeard Deathcamp”, I was livid,

I was just not interested in flying halfway across the country, donning full ritual garb, lighting candles and incense and then attempting to convince an audience of strangers of the palpable presence of a terrifying spirit of cosmic evil indwelling the world, after waiting for the the fake-black-metal scene’s equivalent of Weird Al Yankovic to clear their rubber chickens off the stage.

[Wormholegenerator]

I wish I had more input on the whole thing, but I was just a kid, and ultimately, a prop. As my mom was very ill after our house burning down and a heart condition/brain damage, and my dad wasn't able to find work, it fell on me to earn our roof. Micro Machines were the only toys to survive our fire in 1989, picking through the ashes. The fact that I'd later end up endorsing the video game had a certain poetic logic to it.

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I went & listened to 3 songs from Bruno Mars, since you spoke so highly of him. However, I did discover that I was familiar with his material. Just didn't know it was him. An old girlfriend of mine use to listen to Bruno Mars. I use to refer to it as masturbation music. His music is essentially indistinguishable from all of the pabulum which has plagued pop music for decades. All that is missing is the constant low frequency hum of a vibrator with a fresh pair of batteries.

[Wormholegenerator]

Lady has tourettes, REALLY SEVERE TOURETTES. You can't mention a certain fruit around her as it sets off one of her ticks to the point where she coughs up blood, one of her worse ticks is masturbation acts as the way hers does it's thing is in "being inappropriate". But she's a fantastic whistler as it's the only way she can barely control it in public. You should see some of her other clips. Always good to know she'll fist ya.