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Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:26 pm

It is incredible what a few glasses of water will do for your mood.

Drink water you fools.
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good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
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Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:03 pm

lol i missed that thing
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Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:00 pm

☆☆☆☆☆ Want fluffy angle poops? Want to feel like your sitting on a pillow all the time?
Get Biggy with it! Will Smith uses the 2 Flaps Down Cap to get Biggy back 2 Central Oregon
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Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:20 pm

Me and my friends got kicked out of our front row seats for a panel at E3 2003 by fuckin' Sinbad and his family.
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Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:47 pm

I'll bet bikes are responsible for more deaths than guns.
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Sun Apr 21, 2019 5:56 pm

Politicians sole purpose is to create peasants,and while IN that process,they're LIARS,VIOLENT.GREEDY, Mostly SEXUAL DEVIATES and essentially REPREHENSIBLE Scumbags who would KILL to be in "Public Service" so they can practice those Major flaws.Apparently society's SHEEP Beg to put them in office based on the premise of being CRETINS and the need to be Submissive.
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Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:40 pm

You should check out the antman/thanos memes when you get a chance.
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Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:01 am

“The guy goes back in time to end slavery of black people, but in Mortal Kombat universe, Shao Khan has been enslaving people of all skin colors for about a thousand years, but Jax only cares about freeing black people?”
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Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:59 pm

I'm glad my mother wasn't a wrestling fan.....my parents would have been divorced because of Rick Rude.
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Sat Apr 27, 2019 9:17 pm

Danny is on my bed and depressed because Ricky was picked up by a break dancer at the Odyssey on the night of the Duran Duran look alike contest and murdered.
you’re not very good at seeing in the dark
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Sun Apr 28, 2019 2:50 am

I am becoming aware of just how lost inside my life you really are.
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Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:21 pm

why dont you guys use the damn quote feature in this thread?!?
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Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:29 am

ghost boner wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:21 pm
why dont you guys use the damn quote feature in this thread?!?
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Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:33 am

postaddiction wrote:
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ghost boner wrote:
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why dont you guys use the damn quote feature in this thread?!?
aesthetics
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Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:28 pm

what, you tolerate being sodomized but not being called Dracula in jest?
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why dont you guys use the damn quote feature in this thread?!?

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:lol:
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Fri May 17, 2019 9:30 am

I am Japanese man and I love beer. Today I drink punk IPA. There is craft beer boom in Japan. Please recommend delicious craft British beer.



I'm in park not working. Aren't you working? Time difference!
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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tried to make an ideal wife. she had a burn in the center of her forehead..
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Sat May 18, 2019 7:30 pm

Next thing is sadly, American women love to copy one another and that is having a bunch of tattoos and dressing like trash. I mean come on, us men are expected to not be pigs and have good hygiene right? So why can’t women back off on the ink? Maybe have a different wardrobe other then cargo or capri pants. For me, this is one of the biggest reasons why I don’t even look at white women anymore but prefer the Asians over any race. I am white and I am sickened by the amount of low class types in my own race. Even though a lot of men are afraid to say it, I will, I see this as “cheap” and “look at me, I am making a statement”. None of us are perfect by any means but if your just going to “ruin” yourself, then its fair game to be called out. If you were born with a missing limb, deaf, cleft palate, MS, blind or some other birth defect its completely different and I personally overlook this because this is not the persons fault. At the same time, putting a cow ring through your nose is and tells everyone you are starving for attention and you probably need mental help.
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Sun May 19, 2019 8:02 am

fucking lol @ "I personally overlook this". what a guy
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Sun May 19, 2019 2:46 pm

Also could we please be clear - gender assignment of God as male or in very rare instances female is the biggest mistake of our civilization. From now on let’s address God as Them. Lots of things will become easier to deal with.
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Mon May 20, 2019 11:35 am

You convincingly eat it like you haven’t eaten anything for a week, and on eating this heart you will get everything that you’ve ever wanted in life. That’s how you convincingly eat a horse’s heart. I remember thinking, I’ll just eat this as if all my dreams will come true.
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Mon May 20, 2019 2:23 pm

FVBTVS wrote:
Mon May 20, 2019 11:35 am
You convincingly eat it like you haven’t eaten anything for a week, and on eating this heart you will get everything that you’ve ever wanted in life. That’s how you convincingly eat a horse’s heart. I remember thinking, I’ll just eat this as if all my dreams will come true.
holy shit man :lol: :lol: :lol:
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
FVBTVS wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:58 am
tried to make an ideal wife. she had a burn in the center of her forehead..
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Mon May 20, 2019 3:09 pm

It can be very costly both emotionally and financially to clean up the mess one leaves behind. But it has to be done in order to move forward with a clean slate. Only then can there be real.
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