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Does anyone know how to repair the glass from a grandfather clock
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goddamn that's good

riley had a few winners on the last page, too :tup:
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Jeroen Peeters wrote:Very informative!
So was the back of the Tiger Tony box for some
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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Especially given the nature of how inappropriately verbally ABUSiVE my current roommate treats his “roommates” through violent yelling outbursts, calling me every disgusting name imaginable: trash, “you are like a homeless person”, dirty, you are disgusting Iris, are you disgusting garbage because you were raped by a pedophile, no one would ever want to be your friend or ever live with you because you are an “asshole”, you will die alone because you were raped as a child, men don’t want to marry a raped woman, telling me I’m going to be punished because I don’t share the same religious beliefs as him, yelling at me for hours because i accidentally walked in on him praying when i didn’t know it was the time to pray (i had no intention of disrespecting him by simply leaving my bedroom to use the bathroom), our apartment is all open so there is no privacy anywhere or way to carefully check for privacy...

Today, he woke me up violently yelling cursing and calling me trash, garbage, lowlife, asshole, yelling violent words and posturing, getting into my face really close, triggering my SEVERE Post-traumatic Stress Disorder that I developed from being repeating raped, exploiting, threatened and told by my pedophile Daniel Franklin Sears that if i told he would kill my mother, father, 2 sisters, 2 brothers and then end by killing me. I was 7 years old and he abused me for over 4 years. I was then raped at age 25, beaten to death, strangled so tightly that my heart stopped, i woke up from the dead gasping for air.
:cry: but maybe also :roll: because [context spoilers] this is in a post about the roommate who is on the lease over-charging for rent... even more context this women is super incredibly attractive
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I'm glad she recovered from being beaten to death. Rising from the grave is pretty awesome, and if I remember correctly The Crow was also gasping for air when he woke up from the dead. Too bad she can't tell a coherent fucking story, otherwise she might be as cool as The Crow.
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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never in my black ass life have i looked at an older man and been like, man, i'd like to ride that. i am a big girl, i will give an old man a heart attack. BET
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If the girl that was taking all the pictures and was showing me them after the derby’s is on here can you please message me it’s the guy who broke his seat and snapped his steering wheel in half
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We know most of the runtime will be some guy reconciling with his ex and his mutant or autistic kid, some geeks technobabbling, and some military asshole who dies at the end. There’s no man made structure or major city we haven’t seen destroyed by a kaiju. Why bother?
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Jared Kushner you duck voiced prep school scum. You cannot escape the milkshakes forever you dumb little pomade cotillion ball escort. You fancy little Nazi dog
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This man and his music are decidedly fascinating, to be sure. I find myself slipping into some type of dreamstate.... like a flowing stream, or river; softly comforting, soothing. Not unlike feeling love. Thank you! Quite the penultimate 'find'.
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I just love this trade space show
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Not only is this just Dethklok-level awesome over-the-top metal, but
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You should have given her aids and said 'who's gay now?'
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In some cases, the targeting segment can have a length of from 7 to 100 nucleotides (nt) (e.g., from 7 to 80 nt, from 7 to 60 nt, from 7 to 40 nt, from 7 to 30 nt, from 7 to 25 nt, from 7 to 22 nt, from 7 to 20 nt, from 7 to 18 nt, from 8 to 80 nt, from 8 to 60 nt, from 8 to 40 nt, from 8 to 30 nt, from 8 to 25 nt, from 8 to 22 nt, from 8 to 20 nt, from 8 to 18 nt, from 10 to 100 nt, from 10 to 80 nt, from 10 to 60 nt, from 10 to 40 nt, from 10 to 30 nt, from 10 to 25 nt, from 10 to 22 nt, from 10 to 20 nt, from 10 to 18 nt, from 12 to 100 nt, from 12 to 80 nt, from 12 to 60 nt, from 12 to 40 nt, from 12 to 30 nt, from 12 to 25 nt, from 12 to 22 nt, from 12 to 20 nt, from 12 to 18 nt, from 14 to 100 nt, from 14 to 80 nt, from 14 to 60 nt, from 14 to 40 nt, from 14 to 30 nt, from 14 to 25 nt, from 14 to 22 nt, from 14 to 20 nt, from 14 to 18 nt, from 16 to 100 nt, from 16 to 80 nt, from 16 to 60 nt, from 16 to 40 nt, from 16 to 30 nt, from 16 to 25 nt, from 16 to 22 nt, from 16 to 20 nt, from 16 to 18 nt, from 18 to 100 nt, from 18 to 80 nt, from 18 to 60 nt, from 18 to 40 nt, from 18 to 30 nt, from 18 to 25 nt, from 18 to 22 nt, or from 18 to 20 nt).
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Breath of the Wild is a great metaphor for Zelda’s unrecognized labour both within and outside the game, and it’s a shame she’s not treated as a hero simply because she’s not wielding a weapon
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Meet Lord Rod, the sweet potato king of Yokohama, Japan
There’s only one thing to call a person who installs an oven to roast sweet potatoes on the back of their Mazda Miata: a legend.
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Life Pedal empowers the operator to immerse themselves in the same full spectrum overdriven sonic palette as used on the Life Metal album. Chasms are cleared, mountains sheared, glaciers calved, novæ birthed. Transcend to complete saturation enlightenment.
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no but putting giant holes in the ground and moving that mass elsewhere around said planet would put it out of balance using science's logic. ;)
Example, spin a solid sphere on the spot - now remove a chunk from i tiny spot and put it elsewhere - spin again, it wont spin straight. it will wobble. Shouldnt the same apply on a planetary level?
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so sorry for your lost!
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Punching people barehanded only hurts the guy you're punching.
You can jump through glass unscathed.
People with autism are naturally good at math and/or pattern recognition.
Aliens in general.
Ghosts in general.
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is that from here?
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absolutely not!
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but isnt it though
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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