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Sun Jul 28, 2019 7:49 pm

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Dear men, unless you are a student on a campus or on a hike, do not carry a backpack, ever. Backpacks are for school children. Carry a briefcase to your office or carry nothing. You look ridiculous as a grown man with a beard carrying a backpack. Stop it.
I want to hate this but I honestly 50% agree. It might be self-loathing because I've been a backpack boy my entire life, but there's just no way to look like a real human unless your backpack seems like it's part of an athletic image. Fuckin sucks. I just leave my backpack in the car now and go get it if I have a reason to.
show me how to ride a bike to work with a briefcase in tow and MAYBE I can seriously consider the dictum provided by this mystery internet commentor

cause I'd rather be backpack boy than messenger bag guy (RIP noah)

I've thankfully forgotten the name of that brand of messenger bag that was "cool" 10-15 years ago. this is an awesome feeling.

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Sun Jul 28, 2019 7:56 pm

Oh fuck man if that's what you're working with, then you've made the right choice. Honestly though I think you're alright since that's a function of an athletic lifestyle?
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For those of you wondering about my nihilistic episode the past few days I think I owe you an explanation. Recently Josh Harris, author of the popular courtship culture book, "I Kissed Dating Goodbye," has divorced and deconverted. You might wonder why I am not gloating. The fact that he has publically renounced his views on this, and even come to me in private to personally apologize for what the courtship movement caused in my own life has something to do with that. We have had a few conversations since then and are on friendly terms. In fact, I'm hoping to pull him back with QI.

However after these recent events posts have been circulating on facebook regarding him, and invariably his previous work has come up. There are STILL people TO THIS DAY who DESPITE Harris RECANTING HIS OWN VIEWS (on courtship not Christianity) defending his courtship crap. They use all the same rhetoric, same pious sanctimony, with all the same excuses, and if you don't agree they accuse you of loving something more than a God that they make out to be a detestable imposition. They of course try to temper this by saying "Harris was imbalanced in his approach" not to mention that the whole courtship system was a failure and the whole concept is tyrannical and to be destroyed.

Needless to say seeing this all on facebook in the last few days has triggered my PTSD, reminded me why I have been in more than a decade of pain yet have never had a date in my life. They have reminded me of why I have never been in a relationship, never gotten married, never had sex, or kids or a family. It has also reminded me of how this led to the strange events in LA that tormented me day after day for three years straight, how this has enslaved me with $36,000 in debt that I now have to pay off rather than keep, how this caused me to detest and seek to rain vengeance down on God because I had believed He had set the whole thing up via supernatural guidance, and how I need to live with my parents as I pay off my debt at age 35 rather than live a decent life with a wife and a family.

So the last half year I have been generally doing better, but these recent events and the commentary that has come up as a result is what set off the PTSD that led to my recent maltheistic posts. So pardon me if I am moody or temperamental this week, but this is what is going on. I hope you understand.
A friend's comment has made me think of something that in previous years and decades I would NEVER have previously considered. The courtship movement is contingent on the homeschooling movement. One could never enforce courtship without the tight parental controls of the homeschooling movement. He pointed out it also leads to cult-like mentalities too easily and that kids need the sort of social interaction that schools bring.

Which makes me think, might it be a good idea to use the state to enforce a ban on homeschooling? Again I would never have thought of this before but this unusual point made me reconsider.

If state power could be used to destroy the core authority behind the courtship culture it might just be worth it.
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Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:10 pm

At first I interpreted the $36000 as being therapy bills or something, but on my second read-through I think the strange LA events might have been drugs? I also think homeschooling should be banned, but there's no reason raining vengeance down on God needs to be that expensive.
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Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:11 pm

The difference between Facebook hot mess women-posting and Slayer lyrics is brevity.
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Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:44 pm

I don’t think that st.anger was such a disaster. First of all I loved that album, which clouded my vision for a while, but even after I could look at it from another perspective, I became convinced that it’s still beautiful and full of Metallica’s spirit, you know? Just from another angle. Like person not being perfect sometimes, making mistakes, but it’s still the person you love and appreciate its every angle. After all, the band was going through a tough times then, and what was born were just a reflection of that, and a good one.
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At first I interpreted the $36000 as being therapy bills or something, but on my second read-through I think the strange LA events might have been drugs? I also think homeschooling should be banned, but there's no reason raining vengeance down on God needs to be that expensive.
i should make a thread about this guy one day. he's this creepy christian theory of mind student i discovered on youtube and might have posted randomly about once or twice. he hates abortion and thinks women should be executed for it and argues with call in hosts that the world is a hologram. his whole family are these home schooled rabid right wing freaks

im positive he borrowed a shit load of money to kiss a girl or something and it went up in smoke somehow

i have a kind of clint carr esque fascination with him except i would never bully him or invite him anywhere for some specific but weird observer effect reasons
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I get emotionally nihilistic. I find myself doing things that are morally awful in the conventional meaning of the word: procrastinating, sneaking other people's food out of the communal fridge, being casually unkind and unhelpful, breaking promises.
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No no no. I don't panic at all. I'm so sorry to learn you're internalizing this. That's fear based Elizabeth. Go sit in meditation in Northern India for a few months with the Tibetan llamas and you'll see reality is an illusion, we are all the creators of this swirling light into opaque, beta waves, density and perceived conceptualizations. I do fear physical pain, but hope if I'm ever being tortured my pituitary DMT will numb me, or that I can off myself. I'm not religious so I dont fear hell or the inbetween.... and I suspect humanity has died out many times before.... and i also suspect every generation has thought it was the end of times and i know this agenda was written thousands of years ago, it's all part of the plan, the leaders are just told what to do.... don't fear anything. all that really matters is what you make of your own little tiny day, with your own little tiny life, of those closest to you. Appreciate the small beauties, the dandelions, the smells, the air you breathe, breathe deeply and love... fill your spirit with that vibration, hold it, maintain it constantly... all this political shit im informing myself with is just the illusory game of humans..... there's so much more beyond this. fear not and we'll raise our kids the same. Painc is fear, so work on your root chakra... sounds silly hippie hippie shit but it's powerful. You might think im nuts but when the root chakra is out of balance.... people panic. BIIIIG HUGS... feeeeeeel the love and never fear. Know that we will all die :) and we will... maybe sooner than we'd think!!! accidents happen... so live each moment to the fullest.
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Thank you for showing incredible and presidential strength today. You are no doubt the leader God choose to be in power and bring our country back to you.

Today was horrible and I pray that the division in our country can heal so we can all work together to combat pure evil.
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show me how to ride a bike to work with a briefcase in tow
I used the Ortlieb office-bag pannier when I worked at the senate. Could fit a laptop, folder, lunch, and suitcoat. The old one looked like this, but the new ones are better.
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Are you alright @GiaPaige ? Take Vitamins so your body is healthy and strong to shoot and I pray that you are fine and You have teased me with your big and sexy American ass #americasASS and It feels great if I have a girlfriend like you 👏💞😘 I love you EVERYTIME!!! ❤ #1dad
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If you’re cool with pornogrind please block me right the fuck now. I am a sex worker and a victim of sexual violence and you are a piece of shit. You and NSBM fans are two sides of the same shit covered coin.
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I took a picture pointing to the number seven while we were recording, and a lot of the riffs Justin and I brought in were in seven. You don’t really go ‘I’m going to write a riff in seven!’

“You just write a riff and you count it out and it turns out to be in seven. Without being too descriptive about the concept, the main thing is that the seven beat just kept coming up, and riffs in seven kept coming up. It was really weird!

“When we finished recording, I went to the guys and said ‘I think we should call the record Volume 7’ because a lot of the songs are in seven and there are seven tracks on the record.

“Then Maynard told me about a whole concept he had about the number seven. We were all like, ‘Oh My God! This is too weird!’ Then Alex Grey [Tool album artist] basically said the same thing and he has a concept that will reveal itself through video.

“So there are a lot of rhythms and polyrhythms where we explore 7/4 or 7/3, and there’s a riff we count in 21 — which we count as three rounds of seven. I wrote a four-minute lead over something counted in 21, which is crazy!”
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I am currently a DJ for a very nice company in Cleveland. I love it. I play songs I would normally dislike to people who love them and dance. "You are shitting me." I found my home. I love making people happy. Playing music, seeing them dance, recreating this amazing joy every weekend custom tailored to each and every event. And in every wedding you will see me singing along to every track. Whitney Houston, Pitbull, Justin Timberlake, Bruno Mars, Madonna, etc. Because that is how I figured out how to make myself feel better. Feel better about Life, Job, Politics, Religion, etc. I removed the last two, because I don't like the print. But, thanks to TOOL, I was able to understand my emotions and feelings and figure out what makes me tick. We all have our demons and we move on. Guy cuts me off nearly kills me and my kid, TOOL. I had a great night DJ'ing and knocked it outta the park, TOOL. That's not the weird thing. The weird thing is during my day job I listen to Avril Lavigne, Sigur Ros, Lady Gaga, Paul Oakenfold, Tiesto, Bad Boy Bill, Madonna, The Toadies, Silverchair, Dolly Parton, The Dirty South, Old Crow Medicine Band, ELO, Sister Soleil, etc.

And yet it is always TOOL that scratches the itch. The itch when I am frustrated, angry, joyful, happy, emotional, depressed, mad, sad, stuck, alone, pained, ignored, bullied, hopeful, successful, loved, hated, and by myself. Which is sometimes none of those.
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Shameless Self Promotion Post #1:
My reach is crap. I think I may be shadow-banned or something.
So, do me a favor and click the link and hit me up with some likes and comments to help me out
Make sure you're still following as well, as IG keeps kicking people who are inactive from my IG (so, basically, you gotta like my stuff once in a while to stay following me)
Thanks in advance to anyone who cares enough to do this for me. I really do take notice and return the same your way to show my appreciation.
Gurl I'm having the same issue my recent videos have gotten crap views
I don't understand. I mean, I do it all for fun and will do it regardless of the reach. But, it's disheartening to know that I have a lot of followers but none of them are seeing my posts. So, because no one is seeing them, no one can like or comment, which would help more people see it. It's like a depressing spiral
I just love bombed your page lol I went to love jail. Sorry
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Watch the former vocalist of Suffocation bust out some death metal vocals at his own wedding reception - because why not? 🤘
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Well... I had a very bad experience at our Applebee’s in Auburn NY. My husband and I decided to go there for a good meal and a relaxing night. We had decided on the ALL YOU CAN EAT RIBLETS. Upon one of our refills we were informed by our waitress that the manager CARL said that that would be our last because we eat too much and couldn’t have any more!!!!! I pushed my plate aside and said I just wanted my bill and corporates phone number. She came back and said that Carl said if it was going to be a “problem “ we can eat more. I said too late. I want corporates number. Again she asked him and he said he did not know it. So we looked on line and I will be calling tomorrow!!! He ruined our whole evening! That is false advertising as it is ALL YOU CAN EAT RIBLETS!!!!!
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It's so dangerous fighting someone with a knife in a hand on hand combat like this. He should've taken off his shirt folded as a chain to prevent the knife scratch just in case the knife has venom on it.
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We hope it will happen in a blaze of glory, that when you leave a job that’s making you unhappy you will storm out with righteousness on your side. That wasn’t quite the case when I resigned from my job. I hadn’t been there long, a little shy of six months and when I started I told myself it was all an experiment but by the end I couldn’t help but feel as though I had failed. Although I was assured of the contrary, self doubt began to creep in and I realized I was carrying around a sorrow I had no idea how to deal with.

With no plan or even semblance of one, I set out immediately in random directions. Was now the time to start my freelancing career? Should I join my boyfriend in a road trip across the continental United States? I was willing to do anything as long as it kept my distracted from feeling the sadness and uncertainty that came with my sudden decision.

My therapist encouraged me to slow down. An even more impossible task. Like most of my goal-oriented, high-achieving peers I had no idea what it meant to slow down and how to start doing that. For a few days, I admit it looked like sleeping past noon and carbohydrate laden comfort but once I shook the crumbs out of the sheets, I needed a plan, some action I could take to slow down, which was a counterintuitive approach to this task. Without resources I turned to an unlikely source: my horoscope.

Of course, I already knew mercury was in retrograde, but remiss to blame the heavens entirely I sought out my favorite astrologer, Chani Nicholas who incorporates activism and takes a holistic wellness based approach to her readings. “The sorrows we sit with may have no solution” she wrote in her New Moon Horoscope in Pisces, and it really resonated with me.

I was sad to have left my job, and the abrupt, quiet way I went about it left no room to feel that sorrow. In my short time there I had made many promising new friendships, learned a lot about a product I truly believed in and had opportunities to learn and sharpen new skills.
When I let my grief envelop me, my thoughts took a turn for the negative. I began to wonder if I was fit for any job at all and if this unemployment would be unending: baseless worries according to every confidante but the self doubt was swallowing me whole and I could not imagine this is what Nicholas meant by sitting with sorrow.

I endeavored to feel my unhappiness anew: as a singular aspect and without judgement. It was easier said than done but journalling, prolonged discussions over coffee and the odd meditation session led me to acknowledgment that my depression was seeking. Once I let in the feelings I had over leaving my job, I was able to finally find that elusive space to slow down. I feel more confident that I will and surely and must live to work another day, but that I am also blessed enough to take the time to find an endeavor more suited for me. I hope my next venture is a place where I can thrive, where my talents are utilized and appreciated — at least on most days.

Quitting my job isn’t the hardest decision I have ever made, and my process of sitting with this sorrow is only one of many that I could or will face but discovering a system of community support and insight was a powerful tool I hope to hone in dealing with the heartache of my past and future. For now, as my coworkers keep in touch and become friends, as connections grow into a vast network and I discover more the intersections of my passions and talents I begin to feel more brave in the face of this upcoming uncertainty. I wonder, and invite you as well, to see what’s next for me.
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My mom’s chiropractor was the DOCTOR that discovered something wrong in her pregnancy. I would not be here today if it weren’t for him.
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Deleting my recent post on theism leading to Nietzscheanism. I am mostly well past what happened in LA, though things trigger PTSD at times, and recall the negative feelings I had about God. I post on them and then have people implying that God does indeed do these bad things but that they are "good" and that I shouldn't complain about them. Of course this only fuels a PTSD reaction to be contemptuous and/or vindictive toward God further, and none of their silly theological games really do any good here.

So I don't need to fuel that. Hence I'm deleting the post

In any event I know that God can't/doesn't plan to hurt, harm or "take away" from people. This is due to simple considerations to do with EITHER Hoffman's combination theorem or related concepts (the science track) OR simple Liebnizian-style metaphysics to do with God. Out of necessity of God's metaphysics, our conscious states and thus our pain is contained within and is thus part of God's conscious state. So God would have no reason to plan to hurt or harm anyone.

Those people who come on my posts with "theological arguments" for why God does this and why I should love God for doing these bad-but-called-good things, are usually just arguing from Bible-thumping cargo cult theology anyway that is not grounded on or lensed through sound metaphysics. So there is no sense in arguing with them over this so as to fuel my contemptuous/vindictive PTSD reactions towards God, when I know they are wrong on grounds of metaphysics anyway and instead just arguing from simple-minded dogmatic theology.

So that is why the post is gone if anyone wonders.
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Charles Bukowski “War All The Time”

Stephen Law “The Great Philosophers”

Dennis Prager “Think A Second Time”
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