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I am a pilot and must admit to quite a few younger women why ? Don't know ;) but used to fly with a co pilot who was about 42 and married to a woman of 57! He had a girlfriend of 62 , serious ! Why is it always older men with young women who get the stick and not the other way ?
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"get the stick" :lol:
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Senpai in the streets, hentai in the sheets eyebrow waggle.
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On the streets, the act of taking Nyquil to get high is called ‘robotripping.’
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I don't think Native Americans celebrate the success of the white man living through winter like we do.
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I find that letting Mr, Eno take over your senses whilst listening, helps in the enveloping your mental processes.
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Met this lady who drove me on Salt Spring to my dance class. She basically broke it down really quick that I wasn't a REAL dance teacher because I didn't go to an accredited school. I was like ok. SO you don't know how the street dance thing works. Thats ok. Thanks for the ride. lol.
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my favorite beetle is adorno
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This girl rocks..... call Ellen Degeneris
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Self-care is often a very unbeautiful thing.

It is making a spreadsheet of your debt and enforcing a morning routine and cooking yourself healthy meals and no longer just running from your problems and calling the distraction a solution.

It is often doing the ugliest thing that you have to do, like sweat through another workout or tell a toxic friend you don’t want to see them anymore or get a second job so you can have a savings account...
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just a couple of month6s ag5o I found wh6at my biolog5y teach6er friend th6inks is a badg5er skull
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If you can use sound waves to propel a object though space eg could you build a shell around the earth surrounded by speakers am use the speakers to travel in space and if what am thinking is right it would also act as a shield because the sound waves will not move so they will be like a sound barrier so if you build a shell around the earth cover it in speakers and have one really big one and have that as the back so you would have to calculate where on earth would be the safest escape from the solar system we have are own planet spacecraft
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No one can boost your credit that fast .. this post is a lie and his lips are chapped..
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I've only had one lover like that. I want a passionate soul connecting relationship. The problem with the only one was that was the only part that worked after a year like he wouldn't even look at me after or hold my hand at Walmart but our sex .... We had some good sex. I want good sex again.
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Lizzo certainly guaranteed that this Lakers game would be one that everyone in the audience would never forget.
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Fuck people they're mostly an ignorant herd that believes in the system and the media but because they're the majority they intimidate cool smart people like you to speak their mind
So keep saying whatever you want and forget about the Zombies that just repeat whatever they've been told cause they're not smart enough to come to any conclusions about anything
Saddly we all been institutionaly brainwashed by an Evil system that we're just now started to understand, but the majority still remains in the Shadows and like in The Matrix movies they'll kill you defending the stupid notions they've learn out of the system, parents, religions and societies which they turn them into the Enemy instead of other fellow Humans
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This is a movie made by human. Not by politicians.
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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This cassette cure my depression
The amount of spinach in this turkey sandwich has divided people
I know, I’ll probably get roasted and ridiculed for holding this point, but when you’ve seen spirits come out of your walls and start choking you in the middle of the night, then yeah, you start to believe in the reality of these things.
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Antonio Valadez listen up clown. I teach at havard so before you take a jab at my honour I suggest you lower your explanation peasant
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I’d consider uploading the full version if/when I finish it but knowing my luck I’d end getting sued by Necrobutcher.
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Seth Meyers represents me and my thoughts ... he's the best late night talk show host...
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The conference theme was “Decolonizing our Collective Work,” a seemingly meaningless concoction of buzzwords that does little except signal wokeness.
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So what's your funeral music gonna be?

I always wanted Stairway to Heaven as everyone was trudging in, the Highway to Hell as I was consigned to the flames.

My mind changes regularly on what I want my middle piece to be. Nuclear Assault's "Hang The Pope" maybe? Start a pit?
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