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Thu Dec 19, 2019 6:26 pm

The Optimus Prime speeches RIGHT before a Linkin Park song drops were undefeated without question
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Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:58 am

FE: Can you describe your early encounters with Charlie (Gocher), maybe something specific that you noticed about him which made you realize he wasn't like other people?

AB: It was apparent immediately that he was coming from somewhere else. He lived in a fucking trailer park with his drum kit eating cucumber soy sauce sandwiches, drove an old beat-up pickup that never seemed to work, drank like a fish and became violent and completely unreasonable when hammered, had the charm of a serial killer you could trust, he was spectacular in every way. He was the one who could have killed Elvin Jones in a duel in the film Zachariah, but he loved Elvin Jones so he would have spared him.
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Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:45 pm

Wrote a pop song called yo-yo would you be interested?
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Thu Dec 26, 2019 8:29 am

Relevant background: I’m 33, so while I grew up in 1982, I can reasonably say I was “musically conscious” throughout the entirety of the 90s. I was eight in 1990, so that consciousness started out pretty inchoate and surface-level, then grew increasingly sophisticated as the decade went on. I was an early bloomer as far as the alt stuff went — “Smells Like Teen Spirit” was every bit the cliché life-changing experience for me, but I was in 2nd grade rather than a disaffected teenager.
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Thu Dec 26, 2019 8:41 am

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Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:02 pm

There are certain crimes which are so wrong but still kinda metal. Pedo crimes however are not metal in anyway.
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Sun Dec 29, 2019 5:14 am

Rampage looked like he came from the LV strip buffet line and got heated when Fedor took the last cocktail shrimp... belly gut... wow!!
Lost alot of power..!?
Yes. He could still knock me straight into next Tuesday with a jab.
Memories ** randleman getting slammed
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Sun Dec 29, 2019 6:33 am

Rampage took a dive.
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Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:32 am

Information has been TELEPORTED simultaneously between two chips for the first time which could help 'protect the world's data' on superfast quantum computers
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Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:04 pm

Hope this is only a joke. We really need to stop these totally ridiculous subgenre names coming up day by day. Comfy synth, seriously WTF?!
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Tue Dec 31, 2019 3:11 pm

i have a gf in Tel Aviz that is qualified with the uzi and hand grenade
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Tue Dec 31, 2019 3:28 pm

Just realized I’m writing the lyrics to the new SFU album in 2 different decades... trippy bruh 💀
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Wed Jan 01, 2020 9:05 pm

Do you believe in ghosts?
Yeah in a scientific way, not a Blair Witch way.
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Thu Jan 02, 2020 10:54 am

Sure thing! Happy 2030!
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Sat Jan 04, 2020 3:54 pm

Such a strong meaningful dark song I love it .
Do you think a lot of bands are going to rise up to try and prevent the war??
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Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:13 am

When your coffee takes 10 minuets to arrive so you become a Nazi.
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Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:28 pm

Any song that starts with a lot of bass you know is gonna be good
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Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:34 pm

I'm glad your not one of those crazy Vegans that's try to kill people if there not vegans I'm not vegan though I'm only 10
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:53 am

Are you serious? Mother Nature takes with reckless abandon every day. She can kill you with a bolt of lightening, capsize your boat in a squall, see to it you inherit your death with genetic ease. There is no safe place on earth from Mother Nature ... and no amount of friends or money can buy your way out if your directly in her path. You can’t out run her, not even by car. Her job is population control ... read world news everyday and she will show you how easily she can take you out, or many thousands in one fail swoop.
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Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:05 am

I could just fucking smash my phone on the ground right now
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Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:14 pm

Pokémon Black and White Should have been Pokémon Fake and Gay
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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tried to make an ideal wife. she had a burn in the center of her forehead..
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Sat Jan 11, 2020 3:06 pm

This comfy synth sounds like it's getting my hopes up so it can dash them with some inane Semitic moral lesson. Satanic rites are comfier.
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:tdown: :lol: :lol:
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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