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Is there anything more pleasing to the ear? Imagine i'm 77-years and many miles distant , on the south-american continent and am spell-bound . Dear God,
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He’d spend 2-3 hours in the tub blasting Peterson lectures, while also having all of his food on the kitchen stove and in the microwave, warming, waiting for him.
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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This one is really too long, but the way he writes is fucking killing me.
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The 'stoicism' subreddit is a fucking goldmine
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There seems an ever-present pretence that our existence, filled with a seemingly never-ending series of difficulties, ought to be nothing than happiness-filled. Notions similar to "I just have to get through this hard time and then everything will be good again" are common place. However, this is an illusion, a thin veil thrown over the top of life to provide comfort or an ideology designed to distract us from the reality of life. Life, with the veil removed, indeed shares, sometimes disproportionally, the things we'd rather not deal with or what society has morphed into shielding us from. The sooner we accept and embrace that life is actually like this and shape our minds to the ebb and flow of sadness and happiness, the more realist we become and better trained at dealing with the times when things do not go well for us.

It seems as though we'd be better equiped and shaping happiness in that sphere rather than hoping for what life simply isn't. This I feel is similar or synergises with Stoic philosophy in that, we worry less about the things we cannot change and with a steel mind, are able to more adequately and perhaps more quickly, cope with the tough times.

This reminds me part of the lyrics of the song "Broken Hands" by Lamb of God;

"Well there's those that do and those that just do talking. We're all going through hell, it's burn or keep on walking."

I assume every single one of these posters is a pretty cool 17 year old boy who just needs a GF, two semesters at college and a new favorite band.
Reading all this is like going through a teenage journal I'm embarrassed by, but can't bring myself to destroy.
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Which Hollywood Star Has Punched The Most Animals?
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me: italian girl billie stan
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Which Hollywood Star Has Punched The Most Animals?
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I know that image doesnt work. Dont care. Too much work on my phone to just give up. Also when googling 'Arnold punches camel gif' I found a shit load of gifs of him punching animals, so arnold is the answer
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Which Hollywood Star Has Punched The Most Animals?
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This is pure black metal. If your ears can't handle this go listen to Dimmi Borgir. If you can't even handle them just listen to Justin Fucking Bieber
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fuck yeah
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They started having sec months ago. It really messed with me because it started with her,anf her friend that i liked.
He started being,an,ass.he would knock my my,door. When i let him in he would go STRAIGHT tk her door and i wouldnt see them again.
Im jealous of him because i,cant have,sex, a,rare condition i just cant physically. He acts like a greek God now,because he is getting tons of sex from different girls all attractive.
They made a video two days ago. And,i,watched,it. And im not just jealous, i,am so mad he gets very well,endowed andnhe, has womedoythat treat,him like,God and treat me a littlw joke. Over male defects. Idk what to do
He is a creep but he gets very well ebdowed
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ok.that s very best music in the worl... a demon..that behind our souls.... let s going suicide

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I have no problem whatsoever with elections being rigged against Democrats even if by way of "Russian interference." Why? Because they have a sizeable percentage in their base of baby killing women and their dickhead husbands and boyfriends. They should not be voting but be felons in jail. So fuck them and fuck their right to vote.
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I've tried to sign up for twitter cannot remember my e-mail password. I've requested new password, temporary password. Would love to be on twitter.
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Being a musician of the genre, you cant possibly think I take this war metal stuff seriously. I'm a musician first, I like music of many styles and genres. It's lame as fuck talking to metalheads in particular about music, cause they are stuck in their little one dimensional world or they try to one up you by either saying "oh I got that on vinyl" or proceed to list like 20 bands that sound exactly the fucking same. Its like homey did I ask you? I dont give a flying fuck. I be listening to shit on youtube. You dont need to try to impress me. You wanna kind of impress me, name at least 10 artists outside of your preferred palette. Yall boring as hell. Stale ass taste having ass mfs.
I say this shit all the fucking time bro. Irritates the fuck outta me when whiny metal cunts disapprove of the music i listen to. Guilty pleasures don't fucking exist in my world. If you like it, you fucking life it. I can go from listening to TEITANBLOOD and switch it up to some BACKSTREET BOYS, and what!? Hahaha.
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How did you go about getting into BM, I cant really get into it either.. thanks in advance.
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On Friday at work one of my coworkers was wearing a mask all day talking about how he wasn’t fuckin around with coronavirus. On Monday before work we had a meeting where they announced the same guy died over the weekend because he was doing 100 in a residential on his motorcycle and splattered himself in to an SUV
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Holy shit
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:drool: :lol: Sh6it like th6at always reminds me of Spaceh6amster calling5 motorcycles "Darwin mach6ines"... dumbasses.

Anyway, on th6e subject of boardg5ames:

"Have an existential crisis.

We have a regular group of friends (male and female) who are pretty serious about boardgames. We were all on a trip somewhere with our families, and so a wife who didn't usually join in was encouraged to play one night. We started with some wine and Telestrations to help her feel comfortable. She did great and everyone was having a fun time, so we decided to try Sheriff of Nottingham.

The poor lass ended up in tears. She was shocked everytime certain people bluffed.

She knew the game involved bluffing, but she couldn't bring herself to do it, and while there were some of us that she "expected it from" including her husband, she couldn't handle it when her best friend, her daughter, and one other person bluffed.

She said it wasn't so much that they "lied" to her, because she knew it was just a game, but that they were so good at it that she honestly had no clue! Every time it happened, it compounded her sense of betrayal. She was very sweet and not at all obnoxious or accusatory about it, just shocked to her core.

She tried to laugh at herself, but she couldn't get over the idea that these particular people could lie to her while looking her in the eye, and have no tells that she could discern. She was absolutely disillusioned. It was like watching someone get the rug pulled right out from under them, the end of innocence. She just couldn't find her way back, could not keep the tears at bay. She was very obviously deeply struggling. It was wild."

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