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This has been quite a week. If you care to, please indulge the comments with something silly/ridiculous you’ve caught yourself saying to your pet. I’ll start...
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it's kind of interesting... when you watch a video like this, you laugh along to the laughter, even when you don't understand... but when you watch a video with anger and hate, you are confused because you can't understand it... speaks something, doesn't it?
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I was never a big radio head big follower at all, but throughout the evolution of music and growing up i have to give it up to mr Thom York as a singer song writer. When that mainstream creep song came out really captured a genuine moment of time and still lives thru this day! Plus last time i checked he's still alive somewhere. Amazing song writing and experience. To me that's what music in the arts is what's all about. No matter what the timeline is it's all timeless. No get rich quick schemes there. It's still relative till this day. Imho.
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With that money, they could easily afford a pack a Marlboro menthols for every man woman and child but noooooo. Gotta go to the moon instead
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I got into New Bomb Turks when most did, around the time Epitaph released "Scared Straight." About a month or so after getting the album, listening to it on repeat and falling in love with Eric Davidson's Little-Richardesque vocal inflections, XxXx and I caught them at Cheers. Can't remember if was a weekday or not. It was an energetic albeit sparsely attended show. Like many bands that rose up in the mid-'90s, their minor popularity faded over the course of subsequent releases of diminishing returns. I bought one more Turks album, a retrospective "singles" collection called "Pissing Out The Poison" and dug it. Then I mostly forgot about them.Now, there are a lot of valid arguments against music streaming services, not the least of which is artists' paltry compensation. But give it this: it's a great way to reconnect with music long fallen by the wayside. Such is the case with the Turks and me. I'd never heard their 1993 debut album "Destroy-Oh-Boy!" before today. Several of its songs appeared on "Pissing," but "Destroy's" gestalt appeal, its fantastic track order and cohesiveness, supersedes the Turks' retrospectively silly best-of compendium that they released only two records into their career, which ended in 2003.
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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If you like communism Biden won. If you love freedom Trump won. Debates didnt shift any opinions. But maybe the far lefties nut jobs will see that Biden isnt going to support their bernie ideals...so maybe it was a Trump win.
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I first heard Radiohead at Newbury Comics in Cambridge. I was maybe 20, and I was browsing the racks and saw this album called OK Computer with a handwritten sign saying, “Such and such magazine called this the album of the year,” and I had never heard of it. I just bought it on a lark. I took it home and liked it, but it wasn’t until a few months later, when I was in college, and I had a lover who was absolutely obsessed with the record. We wound up lounging around and getting to know each other and having a lot of sex and listening to OK Computer over and over again. It was our relationship’s soundtrack, and it really got under my skin, and became the soundtrack to an era of my sexual awakening and my youth.

There was also something illicit about it because I was a real avant-garde non-mainstream music obsessive, and by that point, Radiohead seemed to belong to other people. So, there was something almost subversive about me snatching it back, and saying, “No, I’m allowed to have this band too, and I will shack up in my weird dorm room with my weird love, smoking my clove cigarettes and this music is allowed to belong to me.”

The songwriting is phenomenal, but the production embraces your soul. There’s a spectrum of songwriters, from the very literal to the extremely vague and metaphorical, and the lyrics of Radiohead straddle that spectrum so beautifully that the songs are almost a study in what is possible. I adore Thom Yorke’s ability to go from incredibly broad to the incredibly finite in two seconds. That’s something Leonard Cohen did beautifully, and as a lyricist, listening to Kid A, almost as an exercise, is really helpful — how those lyrics draw from a certain palette, and then all of a sudden, the palette becomes a frisbee thrown off a cliff.
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I'm literally sitting here crying and throwing up at this news. You are the bravest man I have ever seen. I named my first son Donald after you. If anything happened to you I don't know what I would do. Thank you for ending racism.
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Strippers lost their jobs during the pandemic. So, they got creative
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It may be concluded that all that is needed to turn a classical system into a quantum mechanical one, is to define energy as it is only done in quantum mechanics, that is, by diagonalising the evolution operator. After this, one has to postulate that the fastest moving parts of the system must be limited to their lowest energy states. Effectively, this amounts to slightly smearing the amplitudes in the time direction in order to account for limitations in our time resolution.
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Look, you live your life how you want, but I'll be over here drinking my water, exercising, meditating, reading 50 fiction books a year, tweeting, riding my bike, playing video games, loving my cats, going on adventures with my fiance, and making memories.

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WHERE THE FUCKING IS MORTICIAN? I BET IS HIS WIFE.
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I was diagnosed early. ADHD when I was 5, asbergers, ocd, tourretes when I was 11. So I've had a lot of doctors and meds growing up. Made it easy to coast through high school.
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Netflix is creating a problem by cancelling TV shows too soon
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Netflix is creating a problem by cancelling TV shows too soon
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