Five Finger Donkey Punch - new bassist flyer

[riley-o]

pics of faces you hate on steroids & crack times infinity

it's almost as bad as dwyer's

[Necrometer]

Is this guy fucking serious? He's got brass knuckles on his hand while he's performing? I think these assholes are trying too hard.

hey frickin' slayer is that an astrological sign on his arm there?

[the awesome Assassin]

Is this guy fucking serious? He's got brass knuckles on his hand while he's performing? I think these assholes are trying too hard.

[SHOOTME]

Asshole.

[copstache]

Welp, they got their man .............





New photo shoot with the new guy and everything. Anyone who says the lead singer either needs to be crouching or standing on something is just crazy.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Crazy accurate that is.

whoa, hobo Varg

[The Bill]

Asshole.

[triple clutcher v2.5b]

yep, still showin' off the sick tats.

[BUNGVOX]

so did they find their bass player at the greyhound station or what?

[monsterod]

No way is he under 35.

[SHOOTME]

yep, still showin' off the sick tats.

Five Toe Faggot Shoes is what the band should be called.

[SHOOTME]

[BUNGVOX]

i don't see why someone wouldn't wanna jump on that gravy train. looks like a total party.

[Tony Twist]

Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?

[BUNGVOX]

Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?

dude.....their performance pix say it all........these dudes are tearing up stages all over the world.

[Tony Twist]

Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?

dude.....their performance pix say it all........these dudes are tearing up stages all over the world.

Yeah, but is there anyone watching?

[triple clutcher v2.5b]

... aaand more sick tatties. I'm almost willing to pay for this guy to get his other arm done.

Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?

I may have posted this already, but at work I often hear the local modern rock station. I know they play these guys, but every time I try to think of what they sound like I end up thinking of other songs by other (equally douchey) bands. So I guess imagine the most generic angst-metal imaginable, and then make it even more trivial.

[ThePhillyExperiment]

The real question is why was SHOOTME following this band's exploits? Are you on their street team?

Street Team SHOOTME: Santa's helper elf for bands

[BUNGVOX]

these are the type of bands who totally have 'street teams'

[SHOOTME]

The real question is why was SHOOTME following this band's exploits? Are you on their street team?

Street Team SHOOTME: Santa's helper elf for bands

I'm not sure whether to be more furious over you thinking I like this shitty bro-core band, or you calling me an elf. Once I decide...be prepared to die.

[Necrometer]

hey F slayer is that an astro sign on his arm or what? it looks like 2/3 of a cap

[Ogre of Disgust]

Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?

OF COURSE NOT. "A sandwich made from fresh steaming dog shit? Has anyone even tasted it?"

[postaddiction]

yeah, they play music. It sounds just like a band called "Five Finger Death Punch" should sound.

[Frickin' Slayer]

hey F slayer is that an astro sign on his arm or what? it looks like 2/3 of a cap

hey,wat an astute observation! yes,it n fact Duz look like he has the capricorn symbol tattooed on his arm! the pics of him wearing the fedora, his preoccupation with masculinity, and as u pointed out his apparent self-consciousness abt his physical stature, r all dead giv aways that he is a capricorn! well done,my friend! im gona add thiz to his file.

[Necrometer]

[Broken Into Pieces]

why is he wearing the knuckleduster with the fingers through the wrong holes?