Five Finger Donkey Punch - new bassist flyer

[postaddiction]

must be the proper way to administer a five finger death punch

[Broken Into Pieces]

of course! the empty hole outside the pinky finger is the fifth finger! how could I have been so stupid...

[Tony Twist]

These assholes really don't give a shit about anything other than looking as stupid as possible. They just posted the behind the scenes of the latest photo shoot. I'm sure the demand for that was through the roof.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=159892

[soiled depends]

I don't even know what knuckledusters or fedoras are....

[Necrometer]

I think he has to dwarf his way to the front, actually

[Necrometer]

singer with his hero:

[Tony Twist]

I wonder if he's standing on a phone book or two in that photo.

[BroMan]

Only good thing Ivan was in, was Motorgrater before that band imploded.

[Cascade Whore]

I like the second from the right guy. He's got that heroin-leg style.

I'm pretty sure that's Rex Brown.

Isn't that first asshole the devil driver guy?

[Necrometer]

correct on both counts

[Songs of Love and Hate]

Isn't that first asshole the devil driver guy?

Yeah it's Dez...

Edit - Ross beat me to it.

[Cascade Whore]

Isn't Rex recovering form pancreatitis? Probably why he's so withered looking.

[Ghost Dad]

Chin Driver

[Idget Child]

It's funny to think that someone, somewhere, thinks this picture is really cool. Possibly badass.

[Friendly Goatus]

Only good thing Ivan was in, was Motorgrater before that band imploded.

God dammit broman.

[Tony Twist]

Man, these mother fuckers are edgy.

[Necrometer]

The Pulse Of Radio reports: With one controversial album title behind them in 2009's "War Is The Answer", FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH has chosen another provocative name for the band's third set, "American Capitalist". With debates raging in the country right now about the economy and wealth and Wall Street, guitarist Jason Hook told The Pulse Of Radio why it was the right title for FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH. "You know, it's kind of wearing it on our sleeves how we feel about just the competition and struggles in life and business in general," he said. "You know, it's kind of like dog eat dog, it's the survival of the fittest, and we're sort of putting it out there as a positive thing. It's like, we are American capitalists, we will divide and conquer, we will — we're going for the throat and we're not ashamed to say that."

fucking amazing find

[The Torsion]

Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah dog eat dog bro. These fucking idiots wouldn't last one shift unloading trucks at UPS.

[Raw Ting]

death punch are down

[Cascade Whore]

Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah dog eat dog bro. These fucking idiots wouldn't last one shift unloading trucks at UPS.

They went for an interview and the supervisor was worried about the one guy's hottopic chinese belt buckle vest getting snagged on things while moving around fast and the singer might get run over by a pallet jack.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

I was a behind a truck that had 5FDP spray painted on the tailgate. Until this thread, I didn't know what that meant. Now I know that guy sucks at life.

[SHOOTME]

[SHOOTME]

Must...go see them and spend the entire set pelting them with little toy dogs.

It would send that bassist right into a Nam flashback.

"Bring it!!"

[SHOOTME]

[Lord Darksoul]

I dare you to watch this.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgOBw5dM ... re=related<

There needs to be a phone call where Ron repeatedly asks the singer "Are you tough, motherfucker?"