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From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:I defriended two people on Facebook for posting Five Finger Death Punch videos.
I hope you told them posted an update why you defriended them.
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This is on the radio right now :confused:
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Thu May 17, 2012 3:04 pm

They forgot...

*must be willing to have sex with men on the tour bus.
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Fri May 18, 2012 1:30 pm

Apparently this band still thinks mallcore is the "in thing". They are stuck somewhere in 1999-2001. They obviously have child-like mentalities to be their age and have this awful trendy look.
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Fri May 18, 2012 1:47 pm

Little kids still go out and nu-metal like crazy dude. It's absolutely crazy. My generation was the exact target demo for that stuff - I was 15 in the year 2000. Hot Topic opened up and at least a third of my high school was actively shooting money into the whole Ozzfest cloud. Every once in a while I'll go with one of my pals to see one of those bands. Every show is still completely filled with young people in big pants and Slipknot shirts.

I guess I assumed that there was some component of generational overturn to that stuff. Nobody I knew would ever buy Mottley Crue merchandise and you were a weird dork if you listened to that stuff. I figured that in 10-15 years some new thing would be big and that Slipknot, Disturbed and Korn would just be weird old relics that were funny and dumb to everyone. I guess that has happened to some small extent but not nearly to the point where I think it could be argued that it's all 'passe' and no longer relevant in some pop culture waiz.
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Thu May 24, 2012 2:42 pm

FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Frontman Wants His Band's Concerts To Be Life-Changing Experiences

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Five Finger Death Punch want to help those who wish to commit suicide.

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Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:24 pm

CANADIAN CAPITALIST has such a nice ring to it, though
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Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:55 pm

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this is irony at its finest
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ghost boner wrote:
Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote: The people who are successful don't accidentally fall into the successful hole.

this is irony at its finest
hey, it takes hard work to be the Winger of radio metal. And once he retires (voluntarily, of course) from being successful in the music biz he'll keep working hard to get a cushy Oil Change Assistant position at the best damn garage in Bogsfondle, SK.
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Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:14 pm

Really cool band, which record is the best to get started?
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Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:23 pm

fuck, can't stop laughing at "For me, I'm from Canada, so I busted my ass trying to learn and grow and take chances and risks". Especially when his Wikipedia bio makes him sound like a past-his-prime moneywhore. Mandy Moore's backing band? The Bulletboys? Yeah man, risky business. :ax:
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Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:39 pm

I went to see Kill Devil Hill (Rex Brown and Vinny Appice's new band, waste of time by the way) last night and one of these dick knockers was there. It was a small bar show and he was by himself. Funny enough, nobody was talking to him either, even after they announced on the mic that he was there.
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triple clutcher v2.5b wrote: Mandy Moore's backing band?

hahaha

This needed to be quoted.
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Wed May 08, 2013 7:44 pm

Pfft. Tough guy fag complaining about Black Veil Brides scenester glam/fop imagery when their own is about a thousand times worse. I'm not a fan of that other band but at least I might hear an interesting guitar melody.
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Wed May 08, 2013 9:00 pm

there's a metal awards show? and why is it so god damn terrible? fucking embarrassing
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Wed May 08, 2013 9:18 pm

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video is strangely funny..
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Friendly Goatus wrote:there's a metal awards show? and why is it so god damn terrible? fucking embarrassing
Hypocrisy at its finest. Sadly, not the band of the same name.

"All awards shows are popularity contests and don't award metal artists ................. Let's start our own awards show that will only award the most popular, undeserving people on the planet."
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Wed May 08, 2013 9:34 pm

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