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Halford is gay for midgets now.

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He even recorded vocals on one of their songs. Just listen to this garbage. :lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-2yuGgp ... Rw&index=1[/youtube]
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i'd pay to see a match with those two.
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Cascade Whore wrote:Pfft. Tough guy fag complaining about Black Veil Brides scenester glam/fop imagery when their own is about a thousand times worse. I'm not a fan of that other band but at least I might hear an interesting guitar melody.
let's not go overboard there tiger.
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I wonder who their stylist is
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postaddiction wrote:I wonder who their stylist is
Their lifestyle determine their suck style
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Cascade Whore wrote:
postaddiction wrote:I wonder who their stylist is
Their lifestyle determine their suck style
this. this right here is the very reason you need to shut up for a while..

this is literally the worst post i've seen in months, dude :tdown:
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I thought for a minute he was going to start drumming and save the show
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FVBTVS wrote:
Cascade Whore wrote:
postaddiction wrote:I wonder who their stylist is
Their lifestyle determine their suck style
this. this right here is the very reason you need to shut up for a while..

this is literally the worst post i've seen in months, dude :tdown:
I was going to post that or " insert generic Metallica death style joke here " I guess I made the wrong choice. But if it annoyed you that much then it's okay :lol:
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single-handedly the most interesting thing this band has ever done
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Isn't Zoltan. Ju jitsu guy? He should have folded mr motor grater up like a paper crane
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Cascade Whore wrote:
FVBTVS wrote:
Cascade Whore wrote:
postaddiction wrote:I wonder who their stylist is
Their lifestyle determine their suck style
this. this right here is the very reason you need to shut up for a while..

this is literally the worst post i've seen in months, dude :tdown:
I was going to post that or " insert generic Metallica death style joke here " I guess I made the wrong choice. But if it annoyed you that much then it's okay :lol:
i love how FOOBTOOBUS has such a veiny hard on for you.

anyhow…..5 finger death punch are one of the leaders of this nu-metal renaissance we are experiencing in the motherfuckin' U.S.A. bringing the toughness and hardness back to metal. lord hitler's favorite band.

ivan moody is the best front man in metal.

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4:25 "You guys have a good time tonight?" "FUCK YOU... I WANT MY MONEY BACK!"

What the fuck was he trying to do behind the kit? Oh man, I felt so embarrassed for this idiot.
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We played a festival a few years ago headlined by Public Enemy who had a live backing band and Flavor Flav stopped the show twice - once to do a bass solo and the next time to have a go on the drums.

This has now overtaken that show.
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Report: Wife of Five Finger Death Punch’s Ivan Moody Files for Divorce, Alleges Domestic Violence


After eventually going to bed, Smith alleges that she woke to find that Moody had put her in a jiujitsu submission hold, and then claims he punched her repeatedly and choked her with a blanket.

Holly Smith is asking for financial support from Moody, who by Smith’s testimony, earns roughly $66,000 per month with Five Finger Death Punch. This adds up to $792,000 each year.
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He waited till his wife was asleep to attack her? Even the typical spineless WWE bad guys in their non too subtle ways aren't as chicken shit as that.

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He's rolling halfway through the video. This fucking clown doesn't know anything and absolutely would have to wait until a woman was asleep to get her in any kind of choke.
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Also it would take a real fucking idiot to put a sleeping person in a submission whose purpose is to put them to sleep.
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YouTube keeps playing ads for one of their songs where the drummer or who ever is lip synching for some reason and sitting at a breakfast table. It sounds like out takes from a static x cover band.
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Who punches without using all five fingers, anyhow? Once you extent a finger doesn't it become a poke or a strike, not a punch anymore? Wouldn't Death Punch be more to the point?
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The Bill wrote:Who punches without using all five fingers, anyhow? Once you extent a finger doesn't it become a poke or a strike, not a punch anymore? Wouldn't Death Punch be more to the point?
I assume they look it from kill bills " five fingers exploding heart punch "
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