if you're thinking seriously about that question, you've already lost
can't wait to watch that video... the sound-off preview has me pretty angry
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 4:54 pm
by Cascade Whore
Necrometer wrote:can't wait to watch that video... the sound-off preview has me pretty angry
It's fucking great how stupid it is. It has low baritone voice talking parts like in powerman 5000s worlds collide that go on forever.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 7:44 pm
by The Bill
Cascade Whore wrote:
Necrometer wrote:can't wait to watch that video... the sound-off preview has me pretty angry
It's fucking great how stupid it is. It has low baritone voice talking parts like in powerman 5000s worlds collide that go on forever.
Of the few seconds I watched (which was the first time I've ever heard the band) I'd say it sounds like one of those background songs that play when you're in the main menu of a sports video game like Madden or WWE. I get the Powerman comparison. Totally forgettable Bro Jock rock.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:07 pm
by copstache
it's actually impressive how shitty and 1999 those lyrics are
making disturbed and coal chamber seem like legitimate wordsmiths
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:53 pm
by Necrometer
even with expectations where they were, that was impressively terrible
pro-tier cringe-inducer at 3:25
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 9:03 pm
by RY4N
i hate those fucking minions
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:05 am
by riley-o
Why aren't we talking about how bad he sucks at grappling
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:44 am
by Cascade Whore
I qued up that power man 5000 song on YouTube just to refresh my memory and it had an add on it for the Jekyll and hide song
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 3:13 am
by spacehamster
I bet they haven't even read the book.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 3:57 am
by doomeddisciple
riley-o wrote:Why aren't we talking about how bad he sucks at grappling
The head of security or the one whom I would choke out with his dread locks with about 10 hours BJJ experience?
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 6:25 am
by TheMooretician
Beard guy looks an awful lot like Varg
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 11:06 am
by Necrometer
riley-o wrote:Why aren't we talking about how bad he sucks at grappling
it's super terrible... once again surpassing expectations of how deep this barrel goes.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 2:58 pm
by Ghost Dad
Necrometer wrote:
riley-o wrote:Why aren't we talking about how bad he sucks at grappling
it's super terrible... once again surpassing expectations of how deep this barrel goes.
It took every ounce of willpower for me not to spit beer all over the bar after reading about this guy's little bedroom antics.
I was in a shit mood about this terrible show I'm playing tonight until I read the last 2 pages of this thread. There's magic around here yet.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:28 am
by AskForRaffo
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:44 pm
by Foot Foot
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2015 1:18 pm
by Erik13
I'm glad they got back together
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 1:28 am
by nomb
Such a weird band, they're like Nickleback with more distortion and a GOP membership.
damn. I was really expecting the new material to be really solid.
Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 4:36 pm
by doomeddisciple
Word from good sources said they cancelled their Australian tour supporting Black Sabbath on The End tour was because he couldn't get a Visa for bashing the missus. Not because Moody was sick.
It was literally the best thing that could have happened to that show.
That website is still going? Funny reading the comments because in the late 90s/early 2000s that website would have been creaming themselves over that band.
