what band made the 100% pedophillia pants

[pooptastik]

that's a good point. hhahahaha

[Cascade Whore]

I found that Purulent album in the used bin with the cartoon boy rape version of the art work. I wonder how big of a scum bag the clerk thought I was. I also love how it has the big "FUCK OFF TO GAY METAL!!" in the liner notes with a crude drawing of a dudes cock resting on top of a young boys ass who appears to be wearing a thong.

[T-1000]

"Adolf Hitler divided and Conquered
Scoured the entire world for the shit of Jewish girls

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Waffen SS extract it from her ass
Hitler drinks it from a chalice
Consuming the power of the Hebrew Princess

Dirty bombs fall upon his chest
A Deutschland Steamer right from Anne Frank's ass

The Turd Reich
Yeah!
The Turd Reich

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Waffen SS extract it from her ass
Hitler drinks it from a chalice
Consuming the power of the Hebrew Princess"

Did these guys ever make shirts?

[Tony Twist]

Did these guys ever make shirts?

A few, found these ones:

[spacehamster]

I remember when they played Fuck the Commerce a few years ago... they were one of these BRUDLE bands that everyone was required to like based on nothing but the fact that they were from a relatively exotic location (Colombia, IIRC). They sounded like absolute horseshit, but people loved it and fucking everyone had the "fuck off to gay metal" shirt on that weekend. That may have been the day I lost faith in my Metal brethren.

[Zerohero]

I remember when they played Fuck the Commerce a few years ago... they were one of these BRUDLE bands that everyone was required to like based on nothing but the fact that they were from a relatively exotic location (Colombia, IIRC). They sounded like absolute horseshit, but people loved it and fucking everyone had the "fuck off to gay metal" shirt on that weekend. That may have been the day I lost faith in my Metal brethren.

metalheads are as stupid sheep folk as anyone else, truth

[riley-o]

that shirt is so stupid i can't bring myself to not love it

[Cryptoplasty]

I'm not saying that because he was under the influence of drugs during the incident he is without blame. It's entirely his fault, but he's done his time and he's out now with a clean record.

I guess that's the definition of a 'fuckin' punk rock' clean record.

[Cryptoplasty]

DONT JUDGE HIM UNTIL YOU'VE EMAILED HIM

I was just gonna poke him on facebook. If he pokes me back, he's cool with me.

[postaddiction]

0% PEDOPHILLIA

I am making these sweatpants!!!

[ricin beans]

SWEATPANTS

I HAVE A FEW LEFT

MEDIUM,LARGE,XL,XXL

THEY ARE ALL BRAND NEW

TOP QUALITY SWEATS

FRUIT OF THE LOOM

REGULAR OLD SCHOOL SWEATS

WITH ELASTIC WAIST WITH STRING

ELASTIC ANKLES

THESE ARE %100 METAL AND RARE AS THEY COME

[The Torsion]

SWEATPANTS

I HAVE A FEW LEFT

MEDIUM,LARGE,XL,XXL

THEY ARE ALL BRAND NEW

TOP QUALITY SWEATS

FRUIT OF THE LOOM

REGULAR OLD SCHOOL SWEATS

WITH ELASTIC WAIST WITH STRING

ELASTIC ANKLES

THESE ARE %100 METAL AND RARE AS THEY COME

Is this one of their songs?

[Zerohero]

I misread that this way:

SWEATPANTS

I HAVE A FEW LEFT

MEDIUM,LARGE,XL,XXL

THEY ARE ALL BRAND NEW

TOP QUALITY SWEATS

FRUIT OF THE LOOM

REGULAR OLD SCHOOLKIDS SWEATS

WITH ELASTIC WAIST WITH STRING

ELASTIC ANKLES

THESE ARE %100 METAL AND RAPE AS THEY COME

[Eight Bit Alien]

I still never got these pants

Avril 14th forever

[Eight Bit Alien]

I still want the pants

[Eight Bit Alien]

Wearing those are the most comfortable while being uncomfortable that I think I've ever been.

Did you own the pants??? If not, do you remember who owned the pants when you wore them??

I want these pants

[cxwx]

I like how they just kind of look like Len with really long hair.

[Hunter]

Wearing those are the most comfortable while being uncomfortable that I think I've ever been.

Did you own the pants??? If not, do you remember who owned the pants when you wore them??

I want these pants

I never owned those pants... My memory of them is extremely hazy and unreliable, but I think Paulo showed them to me before we went to an MDF afterparty in the hotel we were staying at. I might have ended up wearing them to the party over my own pants, but doubt I wore them very long. I'm sorting through some serious brain webs here - I'm guessing it was 2007.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Anytime there's a question about who's the coolest the answer is always Paulo.

My quest continues, thanks.