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Me.

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:fonz: wat's her sign?
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no prob Ross. :tup:
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Does this mean you've exorcised your innersadsack?
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Friendly Goatus wrote:Does this mean you've exorcised your innersadsack?
the demons have left the building.
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Frickin' Slayer wrote::fonz: wat's her sign?
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Fung Tunt wrote:she rocks the cock...
that she did. :cheers:
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inglebert humperdink wrote:no prob Ross. :tup:
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inglebert humperdink wrote:
Frickin' Slayer wrote: :fonz: wat's her sign?
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I still can't believe it happened. I got in the car and said "humperdink, we are not going home till we find us a whore tonight" and it worked!
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She black?
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Masochrism wrote:She black?
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inglebert humperdink wrote:
Friendly Goatus wrote:Does this mean you've exorcised your innersadsack?
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sounds like about an 12 pack of good beer....
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You could get the same from a tranny for $15 less in Hollywood. Just sayin' it's not the best deal around.
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doubleblumpkin wrote:Just sayin' it's not the best deal around.
Last December, during a gig in Mississippi, one of our dudes got a 24 y.o. whore for $15whoreybux 1 beer and 1 cig.

This was in Pascagoula, where all the woman looked like: twins inbred with each other and then getting the fucked up inbred twin and breeding her with a goat.

Evidently the whore wasn't as bad as the above description and he tried to send her to my room. I passed. My other friend passed as well, but ended up looking for a rub n' tug in Ocean Springs a few days later. Mama-san did good.
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HEY HUMPERSTINK HOW OLD WAS SHE??

I HOPE UNDER 16!!!

WILL YOU BE IN LATER??

I NEED TO USE YOUR PHONE!!!!!!
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BEN GLENTON wrote:HEY HUMPERSTINK HOW OLD WAS SHE??

I HOPE UNDER 16!!!

WILL YOU BE IN LATER??

I NEED TO USE YOUR PHONE!!!!!!
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Humperdink, tell him to start posting again. I miss his enthusiasm for feet.
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nice work, pal. :mastoman:
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Forrest City, AR

More like Whorrest City rite?
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Friendly Goatus wrote:
BEN GLENTON wrote:HEY HUMPERSTINK HOW OLD WAS SHE??

I HOPE UNDER 16!!!

WILL YOU BE IN LATER??

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down with fake vinnie vincent. where's the real one?

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I think he made one too many WHATEVER HAPPENED TO threads and got permabanned. maybe he's on a Steve Vai forum, these days?
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Natas wrote:nice work, pal. :mastoman:
Ogre of Disgust wrote:Forrest City, AR

More like Whorrest City rite?
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the bj's I get are all free... 8)
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