Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

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Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:50 pm

that was fucked up Stallone, there was some great stuff in there even though the retards retarded it up
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:53 pm

A million Hadouken's to your candy ass

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Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:58 pm

I understand man, and the premise of your thread changed dramatically without your blessing. I hope perhaps one day we will see great promos again.
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:02 pm

Bungvox got some of his wishes

fired today

Kozlov
Chris Masters
DH Smith
Melina
Gail Kim
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:27 pm

Melina will still be in the back fucking everyone.
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:33 pm

Well, now that we have a proper thread for general pro-wrasslin' you can reopen the promo thread. Although, I don't see why promos can't be here as well.
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:35 pm

The Schwartz wrote:Bungvox got some of his wishes

fired today

Kozlov
Chris Masters
DH Smith
Melina
Gail Kim
:tup:
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:42 pm

BUNGVOX wrote:
The Schwartz wrote:Bungvox got some of his wishes

fired today

Kozlov
Chris Masters
DH Smith
Melina
Gail Kim
:tup:
Gail Kim actually quit, the others were booted. Which is a shame since she is the best wrestler the Diva's had. Oh, and TNA, just because these folks were in the WWE doesn't mean you need to rush out and hire them, okay?
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:10 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, I interrupt this banter to bring you breaking news...


WWE figurehead Vincent K McMahon will soon be announcing some startling changes in the back, which will surprise the world
when on this Monday night's RAW Vinnie MAc will reveal to the audience (through his puppet HHH of course) that the new head booker of RAW will be
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Gabe Sapolsky
Startled smart marks will be alarmed at the backstage news (that is, not a part of the RAW storyline) that...
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WWE is buying out DragonGateUSA and acquiring all video rights and current contracts of the talent. Sapolsky will not only be directing the overall flow of RAW (and revamping or scrapping all storylines except for the war with CM Punk), but also be playing an on-air personality as well. Sapolsky could not be reached for a comment.
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:53 pm

I'm a fan of pro wrestling. no shame and nothing to hide.
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:59 pm

CM Punk would do well to hit a Pepsi Plunge on HHH
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:06 pm

What happened? Did you lock it? I didn't even lock my "Say stupid things" thread when streven and eh_d had their girl fight.
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:15 pm

This is more gay than Sir Elton John.
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:05 pm

i honestly feel that if they can't properly utilize talent i.e. chris masters then they should just give them their release so that they have a chance to ply their trade elsewhere.
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:26 pm

Another wrestling thread.
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:46 pm

I think Schwartz has overstayed his welcome.
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:34 pm

just to make a point clear; wrestling fans realize it's men in their underwear pretending to hurt each other.
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:56 pm

Molester Stallone wrote:It's not my fault a bunch of jellybrains can't follow some simple rules....

Once SADFUCC got involved I had no choice. I hope you understand Schwartz.
hey look, i'm back. learn to keep your fucking mouth shut and the thread might survive.
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BUNGVOX

Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:22 pm

badgevvrecker wrote:
Molester Stallone wrote:It's not my fault a bunch of jellybrains can't follow some simple rules....

Once SADFUCC got involved I had no choice. I hope you understand Schwartz.
hey look, i'm back. learn to keep your fucking mouth shut and the thread might survive.
the thread deviated from his vision cut him some slack.
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:08 am

first off, locking the promos thread because people were discussing wrestling instead of posting videos is some straight-up crybaby faggot shit

second, someone called Austin Aries a "coked out 'roid freak"... I was under the impression that Aries is straight-edge, is that not true? dude's definitely a vegitarian, claiming "healthy lifestyle" as one of the reasons

third, was nice to see props given to Sami Callihan and Drake Younger on BUNGVOX's list of people WWE should hire, but I gotta say, I love Drake but he's pretty much useless if he's not allowed weapons at all... most of his matches in CZW involve weapon use (even the non-deathmatches), in Chikara he's used real infrequently (usually to lose to somebody while the commentators put him over as a tough guy), and in DGUSA he's seemingly been used for similar reasons to Chikara only with some sick bumps thrown in 'cause DGUSA doesn't need to stay PG... I love Drake as a wrestler, but if he's not allowed to either use weapons or take sick bumps then he's got no place in a promotion, his standard work is pretty sloppy and hit-and-miss
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Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:13 am

Aries has been suspended 90 days by TNA because of their drug policy more than once.
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