Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

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https://youtu.be/SHJsJPpIXWg?t=10m21s

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https://youtu.be/5XYABKd5UGo?t=1m50s

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The fucking eye cross

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Superstar Billy Graham paints the Undertaker!

That's killer actually.

He put it on ebay and i got it!

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That rules

[The Bill]

Was it expensive?

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$205, shipping included. Low in my opinion. Hardly anyone else bid. He sold it directly, too, so even if it's not that valuable, I feel good about giving him the money. The 8x10 wasn't in the description, he just threw that in there. What a sweatheart!

[The Bill]

This does seem low. I mean, I'm very surprise a bunch of collectors weren't all over it like vultures. You've got idiots that will pay thousands of dollars for an old cereal box or a terrible used video game from Blockbuster Video, but something like this... maybe because it isn't an officially WWF licensed item?

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maybe it's not directly related to his wrestling career enough? Seems like the coolest shit ever to me, I'd rather have this than a signed replica belt or another item that would cost about this much any day.

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"I don't need pumped up baloney, I'm already a man" :

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Poor little white boy.

He's morphed into Kenny rogers

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Russo is most annoying motherfucker in wrestling. He sounds like he's trying to sell you access to a highly classified secret for every thing. "Bro, check this out. You're not going to believe THIS. Bro, guess whoooo... GUESS who just signed a... now listen bro, this news is gonna make..." makes it easy to route for guys like cornette when they talk about wanting to kill him. Is it admirable or annoying that he built an entire living out of 2 years of successful television writing and trumping himself up off that even though everything else he's done has been horrible. And the way he talks... being northeastern is like having MS, we're all better off when the symptoms are well suppressed

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this is fuckin me all up.

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Russo is most annoying motherfucker in wrestling. He sounds like he's trying to sell you access to a highly classified secret for every thing. "Bro, check this out. You're not going to believe THIS. Bro, guess whoooo... GUESS who just signed a... now listen bro, this news is gonna make..." makes it easy to route for guys like cornette when they talk about wanting to kill him. Is it admirable or annoying that he built an entire living out of 2 years of successful television writing and trumping himself up off that even though everything else he's done has been horrible. And the way he talks... being northeastern is like having MS, we're all better off when the symptoms are well suppressed

I've made fun of my share of southern accents but jesus fucking god someone needs to shove Balls Mahoneys' unwashed exhumed jockstrap in Russo's mouth.

imagine a recorded extended conversation between Russo and Hogan

"bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro....."
"brother brother brother brother brother...."

It's amazing people hired this piece of shit as long as they did. He was successful with McMahon because he would throw out hundreds of ideas and Vince M could filter out the gold inside the mountain of dogshit.