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You know what's REALLY incredible?

The Sheik and Dory Funk Jr. Vs Stan Stasiak and Bulldog Kent 1978.
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That Firefly Funhouse match was my favourite thing in wrestling in two decades, and probably ever. Fucking incredible.
Yeah, man. David Lynch deconstruction of why John Cena was actually a heel throughout his career. If this results in a new n.W.o. or just Hollywood John Cena (ala Hollywood The Rock) future it’s just icing on the cake, although not necessary for this piece to work. I’m sure many people like Cornett won’t get it, but it wasn’t silly outlaw bullshit. For me Avant-garde > reality based > cartoony.
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Outlaw mudshow bullshit.

I can't wait to hear Jim Cornette skewer it.
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kevin hash wrote:
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Outlaw mudshow bullshit.

I can't wait to hear Jim Cornette skewer it.
Only way he’d like it is if Kevin Sullivan did it.
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Outlaw mudshow bullshit.

I can't wait to hear Jim Cornette skewer it.
Only way he’d like it is if Kevin Sullivan did it.
If kevin Sullivan did it then it would rule.

I just saw the taskmaster about 2 years ago choke a motherfucker out with jumper cables. He isn't fucking around.

Modern wrestling sucks balls and YOU fucking know it.
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Just as predicted.....Jim Cornette hated that stupid boneyard match.

Rightfully so. I watched highlights and I was embarrassed.
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I knew he’d hate the Firefly “match” but he was less angry about it and more about the industry is dead. We all knew he wouldn’t like it, but I’m surprised it completely confused him. While you would need a scene by scene study of the various intricacies put forward I thought the overall idea was laid pretty bare despite its artsy dressing. I mean, maybe my mise-en-scene power level dwarfs his.
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I just like old school wrestling with maybe just a light sprinkling of razzmatazz but goddamn.
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The Bill wrote:
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riley-o wrote:
Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:40 pm
That Firefly Funhouse match was my favourite thing in wrestling in two decades, and probably ever. Fucking incredible.
Yeah, man. David Lynch deconstruction of why John Cena was actually a heel throughout his career. If this results in a new n.W.o. or just Hollywood John Cena (ala Hollywood The Rock) future it’s just icing on the cake, although not necessary for this piece to work. I’m sure many people like Cornett won’t get it, but it wasn’t silly outlaw bullshit. For me Avant-garde > reality based > cartoony.
normally i steer clear of this thread cause its fucking depressing, but :cheers:

i also got some Evangelion vibes from it.

i can listen to / read Corny talk about the history of wrestling all day, but he gets overwhelmed by the whole "terminally aggrieved 'rasslin gatekeeper hate-batin' in the woods to his tear-stained Apter Mags" bit.
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JC did like some of wrestlemania. He just likes matches not bullshit.

I like matches. I hate all the extra shit.
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Speaking of Cornette & Sullivan;


https://youtu.be/YCPRZtPVYFQ
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Great interview.

I love listening to Corny totally destroy the cena/wyatt fiasco.

What a bunch of crap.
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Love Sullivan. Wish there was an easy way to watch his “Satanic” stuff. The network, despite owning Florida wrestling, doesn’t seem to have anything outside short clips. Any ideas?
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The network has to make plenty of room for sasha banks and Braun strowman documentaries.

For all the really good old school stuff that's on there, I always think of stuff that they don't have like the Florida stuff.
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Oh and I did watch that firefly funhouse match and it totally reminded me of the youtube pooper videos except not as funny.
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don't feel like digging through a hundred pages to see if this has already been shared;

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Dude....you're quarantined what the fuck else do you have to do?
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don't feel like digging through a hundred pages to see if this has already been shared;

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-CJKt ... 3iIVjgVWhg
Everyone always hated Dusty Rhodes. I kinda feel bad for him sometimes.
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kevin hash wrote:
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don't feel like digging through a hundred pages to see if this has already been shared;

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-CJKt ... 3iIVjgVWhg
Everyone always hated Dusty Rhodes. I kinda feel bad for him sometimes.
I never hated him. My all time favorites were the Road Warriors and I swear he and them actually had a six-man tag team championship together in NWA. Didn’t he also tag team with Magnum TA once in a while?
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Introvert wrote:
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kevin hash wrote:
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Foot Foot wrote:
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don't feel like digging through a hundred pages to see if this has already been shared;

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-CJKt ... 3iIVjgVWhg
Everyone always hated Dusty Rhodes. I kinda feel bad for him sometimes.
I never hated him. My all time favorites were the Road Warriors and I swear he and them actually had a six-man tag team championship together in NWA. Didn’t he also tag team with Magnum TA once in a while?
Yes and yes.

By the way dusty is one of my all time faves but that guy had haters.
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Who the fuck hates Dusty? Besides two fat women that would follow him to all the NWA/WCW shows. Didn’t people riot when the Horsemen had him trapped in a cage. Even his polkadot WWF shit was good. Sure, the “Dusty Finish” can be farty but compared to anything Russo it’s A+ graded on a curve.

P.S. anything late 90’s WCW ( not counting Russo stuff) that does not involve Austin, Foley, or Rock is better than Attitude Era. Although, personally, I can’t stand Sid Vicious.
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