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The Bill wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:09 pm So I watched this shit, and it ended with watch Impact wrestling, the scum bag show that one tine had a Women as champion. Fuck you , fuck everything. Fuck! Fuck!!!
That ending annoyed me so much it got me drunk.
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Man I actually enjoyed AEW a lot last night. They needed to do something to shake shit up and Impact hasn't been terrible lately so I'm intrigued. It's about time Kenny is an asshole heel. Sting as a mentor to Darby could be interesting too.

I'm looking forward to NXT Wargames this Sunday.
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I did watch the clip where sting came out.

The best part was when Tony Schiavone screamed:

IT'S STIIIING!!!
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kevin hash wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:36 am I did watch the clip where sting came out.

The best part was when Tony Schiavone screamed:

IT'S STIIIING!!!
I’ll watch more AEW just because Sting has me curious. I will never watch Impact because of Tessa Blanchard.
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The Bill wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:59 am
kevin hash wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:36 am I did watch the clip where sting came out.

The best part was when Tony Schiavone screamed:

IT'S STIIIING!!!
I’ll watch more AEW just because Sting has me curious. I will never watch Impact because of Tessa Blanchard.
Tessa's been gone for months. She's in AAA and WOW now. IMPACT stripped her of the title and fired her back in June.
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The Bill wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:59 am
kevin hash wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:36 am I did watch the clip where sting came out.

The best part was when Tony Schiavone screamed:

IT'S STIIIING!!!
I’ll watch more AEW just because Sting has me curious. I will never watch Impact because of Tessa Blanchard.
I have never given a shit about her.
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Impact Wrestling....



.... riiiiight.
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I have no context to that video... and i don't think any context would help me out here. how is this still on the air?
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zombiehead wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:05 pm I have no context to that video... and i don't think any context would help me out here. how is this still on the air?
I fear out of context makes it better somehow. I think TNA has now been on longer than WCW and ECW combined. That Aces n Eights stuff from a decade ago looks like Shakespeare compare to whatever that clip is.
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Is it true that the wrestling team The Gangstas featuring New Jack used to win matches by affirmative action? Like, the other team would have more points, but then The Gangstas would force the promotion to do a redistribution of the points, so that The Gangstas won in the end?

I heard a rumor of this, but in searching through old footage I haven't been able to find any example of it.
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The Bill wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:55 pm
zombiehead wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:05 pm I have no context to that video... and i don't think any context would help me out here. how is this still on the air?
I fear out of context makes it better somehow. I think TNA has now been on longer than WCW and ECW combined. That Aces n Eights stuff from a decade ago looks like Shakespeare compare to whatever that clip is.
Aces and Eights at times was fucking awesome and hilarious. I'm a mark for good comedy in wrestling though and I know I'm in the minority on that, but there was a scene in a church or at a funeral or something that I remember had me laff'n pretty good
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riley-o wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 9:19 pm
The Bill wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:55 pm
zombiehead wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 6:05 pm I have no context to that video... and i don't think any context would help me out here. how is this still on the air?
I fear out of context makes it better somehow. I think TNA has now been on longer than WCW and ECW combined. That Aces n Eights stuff from a decade ago looks like Shakespeare compare to whatever that clip is.
Aces and Eights at times was fucking awesome and hilarious. I'm a mark for good comedy in wrestling though and I know I'm in the minority on that, but there was a scene in a church or at a funeral or something that I remember had me laff'n pretty good
That was great:

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Mr. Kennedy doing the D-Lo head thing hahahahaha
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Joe going to give Kurt the beer and then pulling it back makes me laugh so fucking hard every time in that video.

I loved that wedding. Only Impact can get away with OTT ridiculousness like that and I'm all about it.
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godofdeadlydeath wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 5:46 am Joe going to give Kurt the beer and then pulling it back makes me laugh so fucking hard every time in that video.
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The Bill wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 3:20 pm Impact Wrestling....



.... riiiiight.
Jesus fuckin christ. I hate modern wrestling. This shit here is the reason I watch the same old Portland Wrestling and Georgia Championship Wrestling clips.
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kevin hash wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:13 pm
The Bill wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 3:20 pm Impact Wrestling....



.... riiiiight.
Jesus fuckin christ. I hate modern wrestling. This shit here is the reason I watch the same old Portland Wrestling and Georgia Championship Wrestling clips.
I’d love to get my hands on Championship Wrestling from Florida. Specifically the Kevin Sullivan run. The WWE network doesn’t have it.
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Wonder if the Graham family is holding that stuff?
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kevin hash wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:42 pm Wonder if the Graham family is holding that stuff?
Supposedly WWE bought the rights but taking their sweet time uploading it. Maybe the video quality is real poor, or a ton of unlicensed music they need to redub. Maybe the devil stuff, but I doubt that since the Sinister Minister and Ministry of Darkness isn’t a network issue. Or maybe WWE is filled with fucking assholes.
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The latter.
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The Bill wrote: Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:10 pm
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I listen to Jim every week. It's better than actually watching the product.

Also....Undertaker running his gimmick into the ground is equal parts sad/funny.

"Give your mom a hug."
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