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Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:09 pm

Hahaha I don't even know where to begin
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:29 pm

If it gets better than the :40-:50 mark, I won't believe it.
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:39 pm

Friendly Goatus wrote:Hahaha I don't even know where to begin
Yeah, that shit is fucking sad.
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Is he pregnant?
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:47 pm

holy fuck, the audience is WAY better than him at Her Black Wings (latter part of first vid)

and ... his from-behind bald-spot :theylive:
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Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:Well now, this video shouldn't be missed either. Go to 1:00 for the fun.
Bahaha. I love how they just clear the monitors off the stage. "You wanna fuck with our gear? Fuck you. No monitors for you, pipsqueak."
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:03 pm

a thousand pounds of mayonaise?
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danzig is a mumble bee
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:25 pm

Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:Well now, this video shouldn't be missed either. Go to 1:00 for the fun.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5nmFGN8 ... detailpage<
Fantastic
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:06 pm

The last time I saw him they had a very strict no photos at all policy, at one point he went off stage and they made another announcement for no cameras cause I guess he saw one and if he saw another one the show was over. I'm surprised that video is still up on YouTube.
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:33 pm

I was going to say "man he's fuckin' Danzig, he's allowed to let himself go a little" but then I watched the video man oh man that is laughably bad, in every way shape and form.......
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:07 pm

this is badass guys.
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:14 pm

was there ever a time when he didn't sing like this? and now he's more forceful and trying to prove he belongs up there so he's more angry and crazy

shit fucking rules

he looks like meatloaf

he should just let those pants fall to the floor in the middle of the set and drool like eugene from oxbow and this would be the best thing of the decade
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look at this fucking shit. he's prowling the stage like a crazed ape
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:32 pm

i'm so fucking into this

that giant grampa gunt is the member of the band thats always been missing this last decade
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:42 pm

this is amazing. i really didn't know something could be so depressing and so awesome at the same time

"if i catch him, i'll come there and rip your fuckin' face right off your fuckin' skull motherfucker.

okay? i will fuck you up.

you just know that, okay?

you just know it."
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:45 pm

that sash/belt is hilarious

somebody buy this guy a bigger shirt
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:46 pm

man

what if he performed onstage right next to a giant stack of bricks

and he just fuckin stood on top of it and raged through the whole set.

i need more footage. this isn't enough.

:what:
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Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:Well now, this video shouldn't be missed either. Go to 1:00 for the fun.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5nmFGN8 ... detailpage<
ahahahah jesus christ this video

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Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:51 pm

copstache wrote:
Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:Well now, this video shouldn't be missed either. Go to 1:00 for the fun.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5nmFGN8 ... detailpage<
ahahahah jesus christ this video

what
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oh man when he spins at 1:46, the bald spot REALLY catches the light
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:54 pm

there goddamn well better be some video of him doing misfits material from funfunfunfest

he'll just stop singing in the middle of teenagers from mars to flip over some speakers and flip off the stagehands

and then hurl empty threats at audience members
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Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:51 pm

I refuse to believe there was ever a time that he could actually sing live.
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Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:47 am

Necrometer wrote:oh man when he spins at 1:46, the bald spot REALLY catches the light
ross are you actually taken aback by the fact that a guy in the latter half of his 50s has a bald spot? why have you called this to people's attention twice in this thread, given all the other ridiculous things a guy in his 50s is doing on stage to impress dumbshit kids?
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