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Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:09 pm
by Friendly Goatus
Hahaha I don't even know where to begin

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:29 pm
by From Blintzes to Crepes
If it gets better than the :40-:50 mark, I won't believe it.

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:39 pm
by fecal flakes
Friendly Goatus wrote:Hahaha I don't even know where to begin
Yeah, that shit is fucking sad.

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:41 pm
by spacehamster
Is he pregnant?

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:47 pm
by Necrometer
holy fuck, the audience is WAY better than him at Her Black Wings (latter part of first vid)

and ... his from-behind bald-spot :theylive:

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:49 pm
by spacehamster
Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:Well now, this video shouldn't be missed either. Go to 1:00 for the fun.
Bahaha. I love how they just clear the monitors off the stage. "You wanna fuck with our gear? Fuck you. No monitors for you, pipsqueak."

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:03 pm
by CROSTY
a thousand pounds of mayonaise?

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:03 pm
by james
danzig is a mumble bee

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:10 pm
by Tony Twist
Before there was Five Finger Death Punch ..............................

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:25 pm
by Friendly Goatus
Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:Well now, this video shouldn't be missed either. Go to 1:00 for the fun.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5nmFGN8 ... detailpage<
Fantastic

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:43 pm
by badgevvrecker
KING OV EVIL GUT ROCK

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:06 pm
by doubleblumpkin
The last time I saw him they had a very strict no photos at all policy, at one point he went off stage and they made another announcement for no cameras cause I guess he saw one and if he saw another one the show was over. I'm surprised that video is still up on YouTube.

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:07 pm
by fallbacktostone
this is badass guys.

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:14 pm
by fallbacktostone
was there ever a time when he didn't sing like this? and now he's more forceful and trying to prove he belongs up there so he's more angry and crazy

shit fucking rules

he looks like meatloaf

he should just let those pants fall to the floor in the middle of the set and drool like eugene from oxbow and this would be the best thing of the decade

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:15 pm
by fallbacktostone


look at this fucking shit. he's prowling the stage like a crazed ape

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:32 pm
by fallbacktostone
i'm so fucking into this

that giant grampa gunt is the member of the band thats always been missing this last decade

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:42 pm
by copstache
this is amazing. i really didn't know something could be so depressing and so awesome at the same time

"if i catch him, i'll come there and rip your fuckin' face right off your fuckin' skull motherfucker.

okay? i will fuck you up.

you just know that, okay?

you just know it."

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:45 pm
by copstache
that sash/belt is hilarious

somebody buy this guy a bigger shirt

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:46 pm
by fallbacktostone
man

what if he performed onstage right next to a giant stack of bricks

and he just fuckin stood on top of it and raged through the whole set.

i need more footage. this isn't enough.

:what:

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:48 pm
by copstache
Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:Well now, this video shouldn't be missed either. Go to 1:00 for the fun.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5nmFGN8 ... detailpage<
ahahahah jesus christ this video

what
why

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:51 pm
by Necrometer
copstache wrote:
Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:Well now, this video shouldn't be missed either. Go to 1:00 for the fun.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5nmFGN8 ... detailpage<
ahahahah jesus christ this video

what
why
oh man when he spins at 1:46, the bald spot REALLY catches the light

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:54 pm
by copstache
there goddamn well better be some video of him doing misfits material from funfunfunfest

he'll just stop singing in the middle of teenagers from mars to flip over some speakers and flip off the stagehands

and then hurl empty threats at audience members

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:51 pm
by father of lies
I refuse to believe there was ever a time that he could actually sing live.

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:47 am
by Spooky Apparition
Necrometer wrote:oh man when he spins at 1:46, the bald spot REALLY catches the light
ross are you actually taken aback by the fact that a guy in the latter half of his 50s has a bald spot? why have you called this to people's attention twice in this thread, given all the other ridiculous things a guy in his 50s is doing on stage to impress dumbshit kids?

Re: Danzig bringing the LOLs

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:56 am
by doubleblumpkin
He's slowly turning into Meatloaf...