Danzig bringing the LOLs

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Fri May 26, 2017 1:05 pm

ive been drinking since 2 over here and this still sounds like caca
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well he sounded like trash but the setlist fucking slayed. they advertised CASTLE DANZIG as the ultimate in twisted horror or some shit like that and was supposed to be people suspended from the ceiling, a lady bathing in blood you get take pictures with and all kinds of shit and it was seriously a fucking wall with an altar and some statues in front of it THAT YOU COULDNT EVEN GO IN!! the camping was literally a dirt parking lot with spaces about 20X6 ft wide. they had showers that ran out of water the day they brought em in. beers were horrendously expensive and you couldnt have a camp fire or cook with charcoal. that being said i still had a good time. apparently the super hot chick next to us gave me a lap dance with her sister but i dont remember that. venom inc ruled hard and heres CASTLE DANZIG


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ghost boner wrote:
Sun May 28, 2017 4:28 pm
well he sounded like trash but the setlist fucking slayed. they advertised CASTLE DANZIG as the ultimate in twisted horror or some shit like that and was supposed to be people suspended from the ceiling, a lady bathing in blood you get take pictures with and all kinds of shit and it was seriously a fucking wall with an altar and some statues in front of it THAT YOU COULDNT EVEN GO IN!! the camping was literally a dirt parking lot with spaces about 20X6 ft wide. they had showers that ran out of water the day they brought em in. beers were horrendously expensive and you couldnt have a camp fire or cook with charcoal. that being said i still had a good time. apparently the super hot chick next to us gave me a lap dance with her sister but i dont remember that. venom inc ruled hard and heres CASTLE DANZIG


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sounds smashing.
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Mon May 29, 2017 2:01 pm

“Castle Danzig” also featured a special guest appearance by Dave Navarro"

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https://www.horrornewsnetwork.net/danzi ... alifornia/

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Mon May 29, 2017 2:39 pm

what the fuck? i never saw that asshole doing shit in the stupid fake graveyard. those bodies also look much better in the pictures. it was seriously shit from party city. again i had a blast but it was so fucking stupid it was actually kind of cool
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Mon May 29, 2017 4:19 pm

thanks for the show report, vern!

it's so funny that the "horrornewsnetwork" write-up that foot foot posted is so positive - I know that vern's not one to pooh-pooh a good time, so he says it sucks - it SUCKS. and these sad bloggers are trying to make it sound like it was a cool time... :?
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Mon May 29, 2017 5:21 pm

to be fair i never did see anything going on at CASTLE DANZIG but it seems to be the case that things actually happened. i only saw one freak and it was just a goth juggalo grinding an oversized belt buckle by those plastic bodies hanging from the trees. maybe shit really did go down but i was really hammered day one and the next day only watched 3 bands. in any case it was so low rent it was hilarious/awesome. wouldnt go to another though, unless i got free tickets again
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LA real estate prices are a fucking joke. Good post, though. I love creeping on Zillow. I checked out Terrance from Suffo's house a few weeks ago, too. :awesome:
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Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:07 pm

"Let’s set the stage, to which Danzig arrived 40 minutes late."

https://www.vulture.com/2019/06/glenn-d ... eview.html

The first story in Verotika revolves around a murderous albino spider (played by actor Scotch Hopkins) who takes the form of a pasty humanoid with eight legs. This is his reality ever since he encountered a sex worker named Dajette (Ashley Wisdom), who has eyes for nipples — nipple eyes that are capable of crying, no less! — and whose tears are apparently quite dangerous. From there, the predatory man-spider ventures from one harshly lit set to the next, vengefully snapping the necks of other sex workers along the way. All of the actors have terrible French accents, which is strange because at one point you can see the words “LOS ANGELES” written above a theater marquee frequented by the aforementioned woman with eyeball nipples. It’s at the L.A. theater where men decide to grope her while she’s having a nightmare about the man-spider. “That was supposed to be Paris,” Danzig explained later.
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ITS THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK ABOUT ALL DAY
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amazing
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
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forgot about this thread when this happened
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This place don't make sense to me no more
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FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
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NOBODY UNDERSTANDS DANZIG BESIDES ME

IF YOU DONT WANNA BURN
WALK ON BY

BITCH

DEVILS PLAYTHING

MY LAST RIDE
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satellite
shines on me
geo-tracked
I will never be

see the phone
in my hands
if you call my name
ILL FOLD IT IN HALF

DANZIG'S FLIP PHONE
IN MY HANDS
IF YOU USE BIG WORDS
I WONT UNDERSTAND
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Thu Jun 20, 2019 8:17 am

Glenn Danzig Might Direct A Spaghetti-Western Vampire Movie

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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
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satellite
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I will never be

see the phone
in my hands
if you call my name
ILL FOLD IT IN HALF

DANZIG'S FLIP PHONE
IN MY HANDS
IF YOU USE BIG WORDS
I WONT UNDERSTAND
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Fri Jun 21, 2019 1:54 pm

Wait

I didn't know the score was by Danzig too

He's basically if Dan O'Bannon had to create John Carpenter
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