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Toilet Fleet wrote:
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Wait

I didn't know the score was by Danzig too

He's basically if Dan O'Bannon had to create John Carpenter
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poster says GLENN five times

cannot wait
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JUST GET THE FUCK
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I had a choice; go to the stage where misfits was playing with all my friends, or go alone to the pool stage and watch The Faint
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pretty dignified for a Danzig meltdown though right?? I don't think he came off looking too bad, there.

Assuming the person actually did something wrong of course
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Oh FUCK yes! Thank you so much man!

There was ZERO info on the web about this getting any kind of physical or VOD release last week, I was getting nervous again.
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FUCK I just read this

THIS IS A PREORDER DISC THAT IS DUE TO BE RELEASED ON OR ABOUT 02/25/2020

ALL ITEMS ORDERED TOGETHER WILL BE CHARGED AT THE TIME OF THE ORDER

AND SHIP TOGETHER WHEN EVERYTHING IS IN STOCK. PLEASE PLACE MULTIPLE

ORDERS IF YOU WISH TO HAVE ITEMS SHIPPED AS THEY ARRIVE

WE ONLY OFFER STORE CREDIT FOR THE CANCELLATION OF ANY PREORDER

ALL DETAILS, INCLUDING RELEASE DATE ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE
this is the type of shit they write when they have no idea if they're actually gonna have something to sell

I DON'T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL FEBRUARY YOU CUNTS
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FUCK YES
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Looks like nothing so much as one of the Witchcraft movies
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i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
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I really just want to know what Danzig's obsession with the brand name "Verotik(a)" is all about. He seems to think it's some sort of genius idea.
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v erotic erotica

and then it looks like the name veronica

can you top that ?
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its a well known fact that Danzigs primary muses are Archie Comics and Julie Strain.
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just saw it last night via that exact upload (using watch2gether.com & zoom)

movie fucking sucks

I'll get brain cancer if I don't get this poison out of my system using the written word, but now is not the time

movie fucking sucks

looking forward to that HITB :tup:
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Necrometer wrote:
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just saw it last night via that exact upload (using watch2gether.com & zoom)

movie fucking sucks

I'll get brain cancer if I don't get this poison out of my system using the written word, but now is not the time

movie fucking sucks

looking forward to that HITB :tup:
Is it really so bad that it isn't even MST3K-ish? There's no The Room or Troll 2 joy in it? I just don't understand how things could have gone so wrong.
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in my opinion, it is not a "so bad it's good" movie. I also have no fucking clue how it's as BORING as it is. I suspect this sort of stuff would fare better in the form of a comic book, and since nobody ever told him that verotik comics sucked, he figured he'd make a movie in the same vein.

it is like Cats - people will assure you that it's the next rocky horror or whatever, but they're just being idiots

(trigger warning for MPD)

you'd be WAY better off watching the evil within and pretending danzig directed that
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this story is in the movie. how do you fuck THAT up?

watch verotika to find out...
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Word

Ive been procrastinating on the evil within for a while anyway
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I want to be clear - if anyone had a laugh and generally enjoyed Verotika in any capacity - then good for you, I'm rooting for you, I am your fan
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