The Dark Souls Thread

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:41 pm

oh my god i love you riley

everyone call her

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:46 pm

i called from work

i hope they don't list what that number is for on the phone bill

"okay staff, someone from this store called a gamestop in florida. i don't even know where to start with what's wrong with this... i think the most disappointing part is that someone here thought it would be acceptable to call a gamestop in florida from work..."

Spooky Apparition · Post by **Spooky Apparition** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:50 pm

actual conversation:

"hey, are you guys going to be open at midnight tonight?"

"nba????"

"actually it's another game. i'm just wondering if i can pick that up tonight if you're open."

"oh. actually i'm not sure? can you call back at 9:00???"

"yeah, no problem."

weird.

but my gamestop also gave me conflicting info and now apparently they're NOT going to be open tonight

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:56 pm

copstache · Post by **copstache** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:08 pm

At least my store is saving me the trouble and not being open at midnight at all

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:12 pm

A gem of sublime darkness. In the same way that an infamous ring did poison the soul of the one wearing it, this game becomes both the burden and the treasure of the one playing it. Cruel, even more so than its predecessor from which it keeps almost everything, Dark Souls offers a singular atmosphere, one where the player is prey, gambles its life with each step he dares to take, and its sanity every time he makes progress towards more evil that can kill him in a single strike. If you feel crazy enough to dive in, though, Dark Souls will possess you like very few can: it's a drug, and it's in the poison it exudes that lies its virtue.

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:13 pm

hahah french game reviewing

ahahahhaha

copstache · Post by **copstache** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:59 pm

ahahhahh please to be changing the name of this thread to "the david lynch or tupac shakur of video games thread"

The Schwartz · Post by **The Schwartz** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:43 pm

copstache wrote:At least my store is saving me the trouble and not being open at midnight at all

yeah mine too and honestly I think it's some sort of sick fucking joke, but once I get home from work Tuesday holy fuck man

does anyone else do the Kid Chameleon "DIE" sound everyone they get destroyed in Demon's Souls? because I've been saying that all fucking day getting psyched

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:25 pm

4 page manual

tops

copstache · Post by **copstache** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:40 pm

the manual in the first one was hilarious because it was like 10 pages of pictures of shit, nothing useful. just one more random cockslap from the devs

love it

Friendly Goatus · Post by **Friendly Goatus** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:44 pm

My gamestop was sending messages about a midnight release too but when I called they said there was some error in the system and it sent out the messages despite them not doing a midnight release. Something about them not reserving enough copies or something.

jakebonz · Post by **jakebonz** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:49 pm

Sup?

jakebonz · Post by **jakebonz** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:40 pm

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Friendly Goatus · Post by **Friendly Goatus** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:40 pm

YOU DICK SHITTING COCK HOLSTER

jakebonz · Post by **jakebonz** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:45 pm

I just realized that dude I posted looks like Riley...

Friendly Goatus · Post by **Friendly Goatus** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:47 pm

Then he shall be called Richard Shitter.

doomeddisciple · Post by **doomeddisciple** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:12 pm

jakebonz wrote:I just realized that dude I posted looks like Riley...

It comes out here on the 6th....I look forward to your sage like advice getting me through again and following the evolution of Riley through your first playthrough.

Are you PS3ing or 360ing first time through?

jakebonz · Post by **jakebonz** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:30 pm

PS3

I'm already learning things through death.

I did manage to kill the first "boss" on my first try.

Protip: Don't try to kill him at first...that's all I'll say for now.

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:12 am

Hahahaha total nerdzone down here

Big time nerd convention

Look at all these nerds

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:26 am

Someone's going to get pounded if these asshole cashiers don't quit chit-chatting and increase productivity

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:27 am

riley-o wrote:Hahahaha total nerdzone down here

Big time nerd convention

Look at all these nerds

oh! posted from yer interphone

Spooky Apparition · Post by **Spooky Apparition** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:56 am

gaahhhh, i need to get my work done and go get this ASAP. jake, what kind of build do you have, and does it work well? picking a crap class and having to start over a few hours later is one frustration i think i could do without this time around.

guardianoftheblind · Post by **guardianoftheblind** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:00 am

guys, i just started and i'm scared

i picked a Knight. is that bad? seemed to have high vitality and decent attunement

guardianoftheblind · Post by **guardianoftheblind** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:09 am

oh, and i'm probably just a stupid n00b, but i hate that there's no real pause feature

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