PISS MAKES IT ALL BETTER.

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PISS MAKES IT ALL BETTER.

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thinkin about lunch i decided on a chicken sandwich. so i got a chikin patty outta the freezer. got the buns out........then i thought 'ya know i could really spice this chikkyn sammich up with just a lil seasoning.'

so..........
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threw a lil seeezuning on them bunz.

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then while thingz were kookin i thought 'hey i'll do some laundree while i waite'......so i found this yellow tank top that was lookin a little faydid and figured maybe it needs a lil extra coloring.

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tip oneil.
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then i thought.....'damn....a mylksheikh sounds awfully good with a chykin samwich. maybe a chocolate shake with a lil whizz to really....as emeril lagassy is so fond of saying.....kick it up a notch

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you're a fucking degenerate
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the beauty of it is that it will never end.

piss keeps happening.

you should know something about this already since you're an alcoholic.
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Erik13 wrote:you're a fucking degenerate
At 43,000+ beers since 1996, you're clearly The Urinator™... surely you've developed piss nooks and targets amongst your yard, and have used the sink more than a hundred times?

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:tup:
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This reminds me of a Robert story someone told where he was doing a set of noise/spoken word ramblings and drank a 211 on stage, pissed in the empty bottle and then drank the piss.
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Someone told me Robert ate a poopoo straight out the toilet, too.
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:tup:
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don't worry guiz i got it all under control.

a piss for all seasons up in this motherfucker.
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since evreeone and their cuzzin has a koffee shoppe i figured i should get in on the acktion too. i have the advantaj of puttin a lil somethin extra in my cough-e which will put my special brand over th topp.

thinkin of kallin the place PISSBUCKS.

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need to work on my aym tho.
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do you do requests? do you have any stuffed animals or dolls?
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:theylive: nice Vans!
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CAN U PISS ON SUM SHIT????
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pAppY wrote:CAN U PISS ON SUM SHIT????
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i was pissing lain an alley and these girls iwer like wy are guys awlay s peeling in alleys ?


i was like

bitch

don't front


because

fredu was a philitosopher and he has some ideas i thinkg maybe you guys shoulsd discuss


discuss
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thas't expactly what freud said
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enought !
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Erik13 wrote:you're a fucking degenerate

POOR OLD ERIK THE PRUDE EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I BET YOUVE DONE A FAIR FEW SLASHES IN YOUR PANTS IN YOUR TIME AINT THAT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT ABOUT KAKA I BET YOUVE HAD SOME SHITS LODGED IN YOUR PANTS TOO YA FUCKIN BELLEND LAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pAppY wrote:CAN U PISS ON SUM SHIT????
good idearrhea.....i shall biss on some shid.
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