The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos

[Zap Rowsdower]

Anyway, did he say "there should be more videos tonight?" Isn't he wearing the same thing from the last 2 reviews? I hope he keeps up this torrid, one night marathon pace.

I'd like to see a review of him eating the pending death fly.

[right over there]

i believe it was kierkegaard who wrote, "his entire existence is both tragic and comic; tragic because it is ending, comic because it goes on."

[fallbacktostone]

he said he was doing 5 videos in one day today.

[Necrometer]

that claim was made last night and he seems to have recorded them all, but time-releasing them

don't you guys read his FB? http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Food- ... 8528333356

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[Zap Rowsdower]

One better be him devouring the spirit of the Grim Reaper fly!!!

"Mmmm, soft, stygian, full of flavoring. Definitely a buy!"

[Necrometer]

can we compile the full extent of his reviewing system... basically fleshing out these two crucial categories:

texture:
soft
chewy

flavor:
spice
sugar

etc.

[Comrade Slinky]

He's fat and getting greasier over time but he still takes really small bites. Great work.

[riley-o]

his furtive nibbling is possibly the most troubling aspect of this whole mess, slinky

[Comrade Slinky]

I mean I wonder what goes on when the recording stops but his conservative consumption during production screams class act all the way.

[Tony Twist]

It seems as though a meal at McDonalds would be considered gourmet to this kid. Had he been taken to a high end restaurant, I don't think he'd be able to identify anything on his plate as food.

[Erik13]

fuck this guy

[Zap Rowsdower]

He's fat and getting greasier over time but he still takes really small bites. Great work.

I really want to see a time-lapsed gif of him making the same fat stupid look from the beginning of his reviews to document the fat growth.

fuck this guy

You can learn something from his prolific reviews!

[Dr Yail Bloor]

he is going to be fat for much longer.

[Tony Twist]

fuck this guy

Could you PLEASE make that a video response for real-life Cartman?

[kickpuncher]

nothing but pure fucking hatred for lil' deb's mini frosted donuts

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC8V4f08 ... ure=relmfu<

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

he is going to be fat for much longer.

[copstache]

he is going to be fat for much longer.

[Cascade Whore]

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zsA0UEe ... re=related<

He's merged with Fantano in some sort of quantum reality fuck up.

[featherboa]

skimming this thread, he's sick in every video

[Gunther]

the best part about the internet is that you're going to see him make these videos until he dies at 19

[kickpuncher]

note to self: side view NOT the best angle

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocnIgz_M ... re=related<

[Black Jacques]

the best part about the internet is that you're going to see him make these videos until he dies at 19

Hes been sick for a month. Lucky if he lasts that long.

[GoreyGibbler]

skimming this thread, he's sick in every video

yeah but at least he looked HAPPY in his first videos. now he's just a miserable DragonLordJofa of the snack world.

[thelampincident]

The sad part in all this is that the kid deep down probably believes he really is doing something charitable and worthwhile for the world...

"I may not be able to stop world hunger, I may not be able to redistribute the wealth in this country, I may not even be able to help out a close friend with his problems, but what I can do is videotape a mumbled review of Freschetta oven pizzas for the world to know whether or not to select this item to place into their food carts in their local grocery stores"

[The Real MPD]

ban thelampincident