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This is the same kid who almost lost his load over the spicy buffalo Chicken Mcnugget sauce?
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You never showed the product and you were sweating from eating. This was a rookie production.
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Going off the name "Crunch Berries" he assumes that watermelon is one of the berry flavors. Ol' Stay Puft isn't familiar with fruit, what a shocker.
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his feigned ignorance of whatever he's eating never gets old to me..
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Wait'll he finds out you can get a box of just berries so he doesn't have to bother with the sugaryish yellow shit. :awesome:
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fallbacktostone wrote:his feigned ignorance of whatever he's eating never gets old to me..
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a grape can be a green berry :theylive:
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Bored013 wrote:"Just Berries" CC
this is (or was) one of the coveted "sugar is first ingredient" cereals :idea:
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he's back!
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he was grounded :lol:
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Diet Dr. Pepper? Why even fucking bother?


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haha - what the fuck review was that.. uuhh.. its not that hot, but it's pretty hot. It's a buy! Peace out. What a lazy piece of shit.
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Necrometer wrote::idea:

Oh sup dudes.



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good job peer :tup:
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oh christ...



Aunt.. uh.. Jamina? :fp:
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Standing in his kitchen has winded him...
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The state of that kitchen counter had my chef OCD spiking like crazy. :fp:
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it's bad dude. i'm all but convinced at this time that his parents are completely out of the picture
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He's lookin' good but I could do without the swearing.
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this is really tough to watch

the blue language and the booms are bad news

trying to make it a bit longer...

I do enjoy his vocabulary vacancies. absent words: dash, quarter, griddle, cleaver

ah fuck, the butter application demo at 8:00

made it through most... this has gone to a really bad place, like when the Chocolate Rain guy did the Dr. Pepper commercial. not OK
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"Yeah, so, if you guys wanna go ahead and give it a try - post video responses of you making it."

"You don't have to make it, like, as complex as this video"
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yeah... i'm also thankful he decided not to copyright this recipe. Whew.
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According to his shirt he's an official member of the "piss and moan society of America." Gotta be kidney stones.
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whew.. so glad the bomb didn't reach this guy who lives an hour away.
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I wasn't worried about him being around a celebration of endurance exercise.
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