The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos

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Mon Apr 28, 2014 8:39 pm

that thumbnail couldn't be much less flattering

and the editing :fp:
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Tue Apr 29, 2014 10:30 pm

I actually thought he was dead.
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Sun May 11, 2014 6:58 pm

Necrometer wrote:that thumbnail couldn't be much less flattering

and the editing :fp:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ui2XV-LfAg<



also

"I am starting a diet soon to loose some weight!! What should my goal be?"
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zombiehead wrote:>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ui2XV-LfAg<

also

"I am starting a diet soon to loose some weight!! What should my goal be?"
goal should be to live past 20
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Sun May 11, 2014 9:24 pm

man i was gonna post that dominos review. i dont think ive seen someone so excited to eat
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Mon May 12, 2014 1:15 pm

I want to stick that pepperoni right up this fat fuck's ass
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Mon May 12, 2014 9:07 pm

"I used to hate Dominos."
FUCKING LIAR. :evil:
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Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:31 pm

tuxedo shirt :what:

someone make his theme song into a ringtone for me..
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Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:32 pm

A fat kid liked a donut. So surprised.
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Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:34 pm

the game is puzzling out what he won't like
FVBTVS wrote:someone make his theme song into a ringtone for me..
I beg your pardon, ladies and gentlemen, but there's a breaking food review I must take in forthwith
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Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:39 pm

and once again, the comments on the video are brutal and hilarious
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Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:59 pm

"The cream in the middle is like really, really .................. really good."
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Tony Twist wrote:"The cream in the middle is like really, really .................. really good."
Wank night's cancelled
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Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:27 am

"I normally don't like Dunkin Donuts donuts because I usually think they're pretty gross, but this is actually really good." this kid sucks at his one passion. SUCKS
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Tony Twist wrote:"The cream in the middle is like really, really .................. really good."
My favourite part of these videos is when he takes a bite then pauses to allow his complex palate time to fully dissect the layered profile of his corn pop.
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Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:20 pm

Basically, he tries to act somewhat like a critic for a second, but then realizes that he likes EVERYTHING.
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bunch of new ones.. fuck
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every time this gets bumped i think to myself "ahh man this is it, he's finally dead this time.. :( "
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Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:56 pm

thats the only reason i end up searching him on youtube. "hmm.. wonder if this kid is still alive."
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Wed Sep 24, 2014 7:53 am

the cheese tastes like processed plastic shit; so in conclusion, it's a good pizza. i love this kid.
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Wed Sep 24, 2014 11:59 am

he doesn't know how to describe pepperoni
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