The Impossibly Fat Food Reviewer Thread: Thread For Fatsos

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if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Tits are greater than ever

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he is slowly turning into Peter Griffin

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he's going to skip adult male and go straight to midwestern grandma

edit: just saw the peter g comparison, haha

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Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:13 pm

this shit is basically airplane food mailed to your house?

https://www.graze.com/uk/explore/variety

I HATE the little cartoons & descriptions on that page

don't call 10 g of dried fruit a smoothie thx

"jam doughnut" =
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raspberry strings, almond slivers, raspberry infused cranberries and sponge pieces

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I seriously can't watch him for more than 5 seconds... The perpetual shortness of breath. Fuck. From time to time I ride the elevator with a lawyer who has a rasp in his wheezy breath and all I want to do is end it all for him. How the fuck do people live like this.

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we should start a kickstarter to get a motorized cart

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...that's set on auto pilot for a wood chipper

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Necrometer wrote:this shit is basically airplane food mailed to your house?

https://www.graze.com/uk/explore/variety

I HATE the little cartoons & descriptions on that page

don't call 10 g of dried fruit a smoothie thx

"jam doughnut" =
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raspberry strings, almond slivers, raspberry infused cranberries and sponge pieces

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I got a promo code for them so I had a sub for a little while. despite being hilariously pretentious for a fucking snack company, at least the food was pretty good
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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Black Jacques wrote:I seriously can't watch him for more than 5 seconds... The perpetual shortness of breath. Fuck. From time to time I ride the elevator with a lawyer who has a rasp in his wheezy breath and all I want to do is end it all for him. How the fuck do people live like this.
yeah now that you point it out i was never able to narrow it down but the pinched lack of oxygen in his voice is really quite unnerving after a while..

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oh shit you guys
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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"makes sense because i'm a fucking fat fuck"

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that fucking hat

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I want to fight this kid so bad
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RY4N wrote:that fucking hat
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Erik13 wrote:I want to fight this kid so bad
hahahahahaha
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road

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Sat Jul 11, 2015 11:32 am

3:22 pretty sure he is mocking you with that "paaakin laht" shit.
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He's only two towns away...I'll find him
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Erik13 wrote:He's only two towns away...I'll find him
What are you gonna do, bleed on him?
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i see people at wal mart that put more effort into their appearance

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That kid is dying before our eyes. Eating himself into the grave. Guys, we have to do something here....
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Hostage Grenade II wrote:That kid is dying before our eyes. Eating himself into the grave. Guys, we have to do something here....
Where's your fucking taco video cock sucker!!??
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