metal archives "random bands" part 2

[Tony Twist]

Apparently the clown black metal band rulebook states there must be at least one member who wears a top hat...

They may always play the synthzzzz but they should be playing the fucking organ grinder.

[The Seventh Son]

Hardgore


Drown the Innocent

[BUNGVOX]

INTO THE WOODS

my thoughts exactly.

[Cascade Whore]

ABGRUND


METALHEAD


RUMMISVAUNUT



SINISTER REALM



MAD BRAIN



ASTARTE


HAMMERED



SAGRADO INFERO



SNOW WHITE
]=


ROUTA SIELU



OLD BLOOD



NAPALM

[Cascade Whore]

REPEATED TRAUMA


LOLITA KOMPLEX


STALE FISH GRIND


5TH ELEMENT


STILL CRAZY


NECROTIC


JAWAD


BLOOMING


BLASFEMIA


SOLGRAV


CARISMA


LOST SOUL


BLACK MIST


APOTHEOSIS


FIRSTSTRYKE


REACTIVE BLACK


DETREVNI


BLACK MISANTHROPY


MOVIMENTO D'AVANGUARDIA ERMETICO


SKYART

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WINDS OF GENOCIDE

[Cascade Whore]

[kickpuncher]

Altracent



Godiva (not to be confused with the chocolatier)



Diamond Plate

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i went to school with 2 of these guys

Aendria



Tantrum

[triple clutcher v2.5b]

Tantrum

tan#cum

[Cascade Whore]

VELLA DONNA

[Cascade Whore]

GLORY BELLS BAND



RABEN NACHT



ANTE MORTEM



NAKED INCISE




AVENGE THEE


NEMECIDE



DESSPO



POWER FROM HELL


DIVINE HERETIC



NOID


GRIM LANDSCAPE



NIMROD



CRYPT



ELEMENT OF ETERNITY


METATONIC



JET TRAIL



SORROWSEED


SEPTIC BROILER


WINTER KRIEG

[Cascade Whore]

WITHIN CHAOS


LAMBOTOMY


NO SENSE




SUBPOENA



OTILA



RAZORBURNER


HAJI'S KITCHEN



HIISI



GALLOWS END


INNOCENT DREAM




BLACKENED SYMPHONY


MONUMENTS TO SORROW


BRIAN MAILLARD


MARTYRIUM HOSPICE


NEW BRAND


BLACK TREASURE



MORGUS DOWN


RAATE


ASTEL OSCORA


OFSOSKI



REBELLION


MOONRAIN




DETH GLOW


HASTASUS


IXION LUX


MORBUS WILSON



DRAMA AND DELERIO


AGONIE

[The Seventh Son]

You guys don't have to post EVERY band you come across. Just the funny ones. We get it, a lot of people in bands look normal.

[BUNGVOX]

POWER FROM HELL

this band could potentially be the greatest thing ever.

for what reason....i'm not sure.

[Necrometer]

INTO THE WOODS

my thoughts exactly.

hahaha

[Cascade Whore]

I just noticed the skinny duded burned off both his man nipples with giant upside crosses. It's time for that pussy Glen "twinkle toes" Benton to get fucking serious

[Tony Twist]

You guys don't have to post EVERY band you come across. Just the funny ones. We get it, a lot of people in bands look normal.

Exactly.

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And occasionally the ones with a piece of ass lead singer.

[Mendicant]

POWER FROM HELL

this band could potentially be the greatest thing ever.

for what reason....i'm not sure.

I think it's because of the Bathory sticker on the car

[Toxicarius]

I so wanted this band to be composed of REAL FUCKING MINERS. Alas, they just sing songs about mining...

[soiled depends]

I count myself in the overall majority who doesn't really care about issues related to mining....

Unless thousands and thousands of pounds of rock suddenly collapse, squashing said miners like bugs....

[Tony Twist]

I so wanted this band to be composed of REAL FUCKING MINERS. Alas, they just sing songs about mining...

I wonder if they do cover songs?

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[SHOOTME]

Fistula




Vat of Fat




Morbid Visions




Path of Needles




Nocternity




Ismirilation




Morlock




RandomWalk




Aterlius

[the awesome Assassin]

"VOLBEAT"


Spacehamster loves these guys...

[SHOOTME]

Man of Sorrows




T.H.C.




Deft Creepers




Babylon

[BUNGVOX]

POWER FROM HELL

this band could potentially be the greatest thing ever.

for what reason....i'm not sure.

I think it's because of the Bathory sticker on the car

i went and listened. it's pretty bitchin'

[Toxicarius]

Ismirilation

Fearsome array of weapons they have there... I guess if the plastic sword fails, they could always flob someone to death with the pool noodle.