metal archives "random bands" part 2

[BUNGVOX]

what the fuck is going on here?

they're about to film an anal sex scene.

[BUNGVOX]

Kedjawen

guaranteed they know about 200 ways to prepare dog.

[You Killed Jesus]

Schwarzer Engel

Fucking faggot thinks he's the Raven-Master or something. Does he ever change out of that stupid Goth-Boy superhero outfit?

Justin Bieber singing Rammstein

[SHOOTME]

Lucifixion


Noctambulath


Evilmare


Vergeltung

[SHOOTME]

Barrabás


Mutilation Rites (Fucking hipsters... )


Darkkreis


Scandium

[SHOOTME]

Chaosbaphomet


Ecö-Shöck


Эйдол (Which I assume translates to "Leather Jacket Faggot")


Sfagnum (They thought they could sneak that in their band name...but I caught the sneaky xasthur fans.)


Fake spider webs bought from Halloween stores make a great black metal accessory.

[SHOOTME]

Clinicamente Morti


Mictlan


Numpty Wizard


Abominus


"Hey guys, I just graduated high school! Quick, let's get a band photo-shoot in while I look so cool!"

[Toxicarius]

Chaosbaphomet

These bands with all the spikes... I wonder what percentage have poked eyes out with those things... and what percentage of that group poked their own eyes out.

Mictlan

Oh dear lord there's so much comedy going on here... that broomface in the lower right...

[SHOOTME]

Mictlan

Oh dear lord there's so much comedy going on here... that broomface in the lower right...

I found a couple more pics of "Broomface" on their myspace page!

[Tony Twist]

Fuck, does he have his own comic book?

[Toxicarius]

[SHOOTME]

Fuck, does he have his own comic book?

If he did, who would his arch nemesis be? Dustface?

Or maybe the futuristic Vacuum-Man?

[ErikTeethoftheDivine]

Temple



Dad? get out of the picture....

[ErikTeethoftheDivine]

The Final Holocaust





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[ErikTeethoftheDivine]

Jeffro Hunter

[SHOOTME]

The Hixon


Why did they pick pictures of each band member with his mouth open?

[BUNGVOX]

cuz they're a bunch of cocksuckers.

[SHOOTME]

cuz they're a bunch of cocksuckers.

Well...obviously. I keep laughing at the guy on the far right. He looks like he's yelling "Gaaaaaaaaay!".

[BUNGVOX]

a bass with more than 4 strings is for total fudge packers.

[SHOOTME]

Violator


Nekromantik Kurse


And the award for the biggest Sadsack band goes to...

Wunjo

"Burrrrr, I'm cold."

[SHOOTME]

Drunk As Fuck


More like Fat As Fuck.


Luzabril


It takes a very special kind of loser to give the devil horns AND the middle finger at the same time. I'm impressed.

[SHOOTME]

Cwn Annwn


I think that kid on the right saw a sandwich just as they took the shot.

[BUNGVOX]

i don't know if i'm sick of black metal bands or what........

[Zerohero]

you know DIY sucks.

need to go back to the glory years where bands couldn't do shit unless some serious vetting by some big corporate label to see if they had actual musicians and not some dorks let loose in a the mall with moms credit cards

though DIY doesn't suck for laffs I suppose.

[Zerohero]

Rip Ride

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Hväänth Byzanthiäm

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Blackened Destructor

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Naberius Sonheillon

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