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then your anger would give way to the power of metal.

those dudes are living it bro.

fuck. Steelgrave are awesome

Erik13 wrote:fuck. Steelgrave are awesome

fuck yes brother!

Foot Foot wrote: STEELGRAVE

L-R

Shift manager at Fry's electronics, The Gret khali stopped taking steroids, unemployed uncle, Artimus Pyle, Mini-Jim Martin

Tony Twist wrote:

postaddiction wrote:

Foot Foot wrote: DISCONFORMITY

good dudes!

Was just about to say.

Phillow's new band, Mecosario:

pooptastik wrote:
Phillow's new band, Mecosario:

Are they a brujera cover band? that's awesome.

Although, girly there coulda went with the theme a little more, with some chola sharpie eyebrows and lipstick traced in eye pencil.

The Mecosario <==> Disconformity connection is news to me!

Start about two minutes in:

SINDIKATE



also stumbled across this which is cracking me up more than it should

Idget Child wrote:The Mecosario <==> Disconformity connection is news to me!

Start about two minutes in:

I thought the singer was wearing a Fleshgrind work shirt. Now I wish he was.

"Ok, Now look like you're about to throw a temper tantrum.....And got it."

Is Praest the front/main artist in the band making his mates pose like bitches, or a one-man band who got two friends to stand in and pad his promo pic, or a guy who got tired of holding his head down to perform the planned pose of all faces obscured in shadow and looked up right as the photo was taken and the camera died right afterwards so they had to use this one?

I think there was just an unexpected cold spell during the photoshoot

Dude on left also has rad Rahmer shades

Deceiving Exhort

Chad wrote:Deceiving Exhort

these guys actually post videos and intro in french then launch into the saddest fucking shit ... on like, a huge lit stage. I thought I was done laughing til the end

Evil Church





S7N





Pertness





Big Coffin Hunters





Aedera Obscura

"Evil Church" might be the laziest band name ever.

bad chapel

Solitary Son - One man band - in trouble with the law - The last photo is the best bit.

http://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/new ... 6912301017

copstache wrote:
also stumbled across this which is cracking me up more than it shouldn't

That went from hilarious to depressing... The guitarist concentrating super hard to make bar chords, and still not being able to pull it off was
The singer looks like the guy who works at the kwik stop up the street. I'm not saying that in the tired, racist way you think I am either... He really does look exactly like him. I had to do a double take.

Mattersphere



This one comes with a story - I got a phone call at work late last year out of the blue from this guy.

He tells me that he knows another guy at my work and that he has a band that is 100% guaranteed to have a song in the "American top 40", that he has checked out some of my bands video's online and that I have the guitar tone that would make me a potential member of his band. I tried hanging up on him at LEAST 6 times - but after I hung up my work phone logged the call at 42 minutes of rambling free form opinion on the music industry and what's going to happen when they release their song straight into the top 40 of the billboard charts

Highlights of the pitch included:

"Whenever I turn on the radio and everything that is supposedly metal sounds like the Exorcist and can't write a melody to save themselves, so I wrote some new metal songs after working in covers bands for a few years and I've sent them to a producer in the states."

"We have a 100% guaranteed top 40 billboard chart song and their producer said its a guaranteed number 1, all we need to do is move to LA and invest $20,000 USD each (around 24K Aus dollars today) to guarantee this position"

"If you play with us you have to quit all other music projects you're doing as I can't have another guy leave once they're learned our songs" inferring they were "that shit hot"

This went on and on, but the absolute highlight was he asked me if I played any lead guitar and I asked him why - Without any contrition he told me

"At the end of our set, we do two guitars doing a solo versus each other. Then at a certain point the guitars start playing the same solo - no one does that"

At which point on the phone I was like:



And he emailed me this video while we were on the phone to check out - At which point I said I am too busy and have youngs kids so I'm not available.

Then I got to see this.



and then a couple of months later this came out:



I coulda been a contenda

I'm curious about their thoughts on aging

How much do you think that video cost them?

Erik13 wrote:How much do you think that video cost them?

$20,000 USD each.

The guy who makes these videos for them should be ashamed of himself - the acting in this one is astounding