it's St. Patricks Day...

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The celery in this bloody mary keeps poking me in the eye.
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- GLENN DANZIG "literally a rotating cast of gigantic wigged infants," claims former tour manager
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I'm going to get right fuckin hammered tonight....

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No beer for another six and a half hours :fp:
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I'd also just like to say that I don't give a fuck about the Irish....I just like to get juiced up on the weekend...
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Magner's for breakfast in this house.
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staying in, taking turns playing freecell...
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Oh, pity the blacksmith - first time in his life,
He's gone home cold sober to his darlin' wife,
He walks in the kitchen; she says, "You're early, my dear,"
Then he breaks down and he tells her that the pub's got no beer.
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G'day, mate!
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elephants gerald wrote:
- GLENN DANZIG "literally a rotating cast of gigantic wigged infants," claims former tour manager
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The corned beef is simmering on the stove, the cabbage is patiently waiting to join the party, and the lilting strains of Cruachan are echoing through the hovel. Yep, sounds about right... :mrgreen:

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I had to catch a 9:30 train this morning out of Grand Central. I thought I was gonna be trampled to death in a bro-pede. Some girl was smoking next to me, alone, and kept falling on herself saying "I fukin wested" over and over. I made her drink some of my coffee. 9:30 am. It was one of the saddest things I've seen in a while.
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Did you get the digits?
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Hah just a name. She actually wasn't bad looking and called me cute.
Get back to me when you aren't a drunk slob hon. Or at least not this early in the day :wink:
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oooh, look at robert redford here with those impossibly high standards.....

nothing wrong with fingerblasting a wine critic...
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Fuck this, only good thing out of patricks weekend is extra day off....
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Steo wrote: extra day off....
Wha?
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Al Jolsen horseshit...
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Ughhhhh....

It's a bigger holiday here than NYE especially if it falls on a Saturday. Throw in 85 degree weather and watch the jails fill up by 11pm.
everyone is miserable, xasthur fans are bigger liars
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havin a glass of red wine with my leftover pizza. FUKKIN KVLT IRISHMAN STILE

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local supermarket has 70cl bushmills for £10...fucking bargain.
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Steo wrote: extra day off....
Wha?
Bank holiday here, only thing it's good for. I hate this country
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well I guess I'll get drunk tonight. not yaknow like every other night.
turn these off meatman.
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I miss the place dreadfully.
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Jesus fuck!!
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