it's St. Patricks Day...

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Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:29 am

The celery in this bloody mary keeps poking me in the eye.
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- GLENN DANZIG "literally a rotating cast of gigantic wigged infants," claims former tour manager
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:42 am

I'm going to get right fuckin hammered tonight....

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG0Lxjld ... re=related<
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:57 am

No beer for another six and a half hours :fp:
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:17 am

I'd also just like to say that I don't give a fuck about the Irish....I just like to get juiced up on the weekend...
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:22 am

Magner's for breakfast in this house.
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:36 am

staying in, taking turns playing freecell...
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:41 am

Oh, pity the blacksmith - first time in his life,
He's gone home cold sober to his darlin' wife,
He walks in the kitchen; she says, "You're early, my dear,"
Then he breaks down and he tells her that the pub's got no beer.
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:43 am

G'day, mate!
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- GLENN DANZIG "literally a rotating cast of gigantic wigged infants," claims former tour manager
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elephants gerald wrote:
- GLENN DANZIG "literally a rotating cast of gigantic wigged infants," claims former tour manager
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:08 am

The corned beef is simmering on the stove, the cabbage is patiently waiting to join the party, and the lilting strains of Cruachan are echoing through the hovel. Yep, sounds about right... :mrgreen:

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Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:08 am

I had to catch a 9:30 train this morning out of Grand Central. I thought I was gonna be trampled to death in a bro-pede. Some girl was smoking next to me, alone, and kept falling on herself saying "I fukin wested" over and over. I made her drink some of my coffee. 9:30 am. It was one of the saddest things I've seen in a while.
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:11 am

Did you get the digits?
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:13 am

Hah just a name. She actually wasn't bad looking and called me cute.
Get back to me when you aren't a drunk slob hon. Or at least not this early in the day :wink:
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:15 am

oooh, look at robert redford here with those impossibly high standards.....

nothing wrong with fingerblasting a wine critic...
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:07 am

Fuck this, only good thing out of patricks weekend is extra day off....
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:15 am

Steo wrote: extra day off....
Wha?
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:21 am

Al Jolsen horseshit...
Fuck god & christ as well, snakes are friends!
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:01 pm

Ughhhhh....

It's a bigger holiday here than NYE especially if it falls on a Saturday. Throw in 85 degree weather and watch the jails fill up by 11pm.
everyone is miserable, xasthur fans are bigger liars
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:01 pm

havin a glass of red wine with my leftover pizza. FUKKIN KVLT IRISHMAN STILE

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Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:20 pm

local supermarket has 70cl bushmills for £10...fucking bargain.
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:39 pm

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
Steo wrote: extra day off....
Wha?
Bank holiday here, only thing it's good for. I hate this country
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:24 pm

well I guess I'll get drunk tonight. not yaknow like every other night.
turn these off meatman.
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:36 pm





I miss the place dreadfully.
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:44 pm

Jesus fuck!!
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