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it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:29 am
by \m/Johnny\m/
The celery in this bloody mary keeps poking me in the eye.

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:42 am
by soiled depends
I'm going to get right fuckin hammered tonight....

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Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:57 am
by hipster holocaust
No beer for another six and a half hours :fp:

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:17 am
by soiled depends
I'd also just like to say that I don't give a fuck about the Irish....I just like to get juiced up on the weekend...

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:22 am
by Black Jacques
Magner's for breakfast in this house.

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:36 am
by soiled depends
staying in, taking turns playing freecell...

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:41 am
by Black Jacques
Oh, pity the blacksmith - first time in his life,
He's gone home cold sober to his darlin' wife,
He walks in the kitchen; she says, "You're early, my dear,"
Then he breaks down and he tells her that the pub's got no beer.

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:43 am
by \m/Johnny\m/
G'day, mate!

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:50 am
by \m/Johnny\m/

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:08 am
by Toxicarius
The corned beef is simmering on the stove, the cabbage is patiently waiting to join the party, and the lilting strains of Cruachan are echoing through the hovel. Yep, sounds about right... :mrgreen:


Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:08 am
by hipster holocaust
I had to catch a 9:30 train this morning out of Grand Central. I thought I was gonna be trampled to death in a bro-pede. Some girl was smoking next to me, alone, and kept falling on herself saying "I fukin wested" over and over. I made her drink some of my coffee. 9:30 am. It was one of the saddest things I've seen in a while.

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:11 am
by \m/Johnny\m/
Did you get the digits?

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:13 am
by hipster holocaust
Hah just a name. She actually wasn't bad looking and called me cute.
Get back to me when you aren't a drunk slob hon. Or at least not this early in the day :wink:

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:15 am
by soiled depends
oooh, look at robert redford here with those impossibly high standards.....

nothing wrong with fingerblasting a wine critic...

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:07 am
by Steo
Fuck this, only good thing out of patricks weekend is extra day off....

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:15 am
by Jesus H Dump

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:15 am
by \m/Johnny\m/
Steo wrote: extra day off....
Wha?

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:21 am
by Blair
Al Jolsen horseshit...
Fuck god & christ as well, snakes are friends!

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:01 pm
by Teebore
Ughhhhh....

It's a bigger holiday here than NYE especially if it falls on a Saturday. Throw in 85 degree weather and watch the jails fill up by 11pm.

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:01 pm
by Zerohero
havin a glass of red wine with my leftover pizza. FUKKIN KVLT IRISHMAN STILE

:invcross:

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:20 pm
by Dr Yail Bloor
local supermarket has 70cl bushmills for £10...fucking bargain.

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:39 pm
by Steo
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
Steo wrote: extra day off....
Wha?
Bank holiday here, only thing it's good for. I hate this country

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:24 pm
by monsterod
well I guess I'll get drunk tonight. not yaknow like every other night.

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:36 pm
by glovefullavaseline




I miss the place dreadfully.

Re: it's St. Patricks Day...

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:44 pm
by Black Jacques
Jesus fuck!!