Am I the only person who hates this fucking day? Get all these fat chicks out of my fucking bar already!
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:53 pm
by Blair
Wear orange...
Drink a toast to the Queen...
Pour a bottle of Irish whisky down the toilet...
Follow that with some Guinness...
Break some Pogues records...
Rape a nun...
Kneecap an IRA soldier...
Smuggle snakes into Ireland...
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:16 pm
by Toxicarius
I drank apple schnapps... I had to... it's the only bottle I have with a green label.
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:28 pm
by Steo
Blair wrote:Wear orange...
Drink a toast to the Queen...
Pour a bottle of Irish whisky down the toilet...
Follow that with some Guinness...
Break some Pogues records...
Rape a nun...
Kneecap an IRA soldier...
Smuggle snakes into Ireland...
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:35 pm
by Natas
Blair wrote:Break some Pogues records...
At least you didn't mention panzers again.
I put some corn beef brisket in the crock pot this morning before work and filled the small crock pot full o'potatoes
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:50 pm
by Blair
- feed the goddamn Pope into the treads of a Prius
- have nonprocreative sex
- clock out someone who claims to be "a druid"
- burn a fiddle
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:56 pm
by Blair
- get an abortion
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:30 pm
by Black Jacques
I'm not sure i' ll wake up in the morning. If I don't please feed my cat summer sweet peas. Those are her favourite.
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:07 am
by Blair
- wipe your ass with pages torn from James Joyce books
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:56 am
by BUNGVOX
Blair wrote:Wear orange...
Drink a toast to the Queen...
Pour a bottle of Irish whisky down the toilet...
Follow that with some Guinness...
Break some Pogues records...
Rape a nun...
Kneecap an IRA soldier...
Smuggle snakes into Ireland...
exactly. fucking stupid 'americanized' holiday.
st patricks day and cinco de mayo can both fuck right off. meaningless holidays for weak alcoholic white bred slobs.
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:13 am
by glovefullavaseline
Blair wrote:- wipe your ass with pages torn from James Joyce books
is this some kind of strange coincidence or are you making a very clever reference to the fact that one of the reasons that Ulysses was initially banned was because of the scene in which Leopold Bloom wipes his ass with pages torn from a book?
(book was banned in Canada till 1949 btw, fuck your prude country.)
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:17 am
by emperorpartin
Needs more Geasa.
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:17 am
by james
Blair wrote:- feed the goddamn Pope into the treads of a Prius
this is only half anti-Irish man
I'm half Irish and half Greek so I'm half anti-Irish myself, i'm an expert
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:20 am
by glovefullavaseline
james wrote:
Blair wrote:- feed the goddamn Pope into the treads of a Prius
this is only half anti-Irish man
I'm half Irish and half Greek so I'm half anti-Irish myself, i'm an expert
fighting the pope is 100% irish
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:27 am
by james
I'm not even getting into this
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:49 am
by Blair
-cut sinead's fat fucking throat
Re: it's St. Patricks Day...
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:10 am
by Geeheeb
I was trying to find a union Jack Def leppard tanktop to wear while I ride my bike past all lines of people waiting to get into the bar.
Blair wrote:- wipe your ass with pages torn from James Joyce books
is this some kind of strange coincidence or are you making a very clever reference to the fact that one of the reasons that Ulysses was initially banned was because of the scene in which Leopold Bloom wipes his ass with pages torn from a book?
(book was banned in Canada till 1949 btw, fuck your prude country.)
Did the Canadian courts like the part where he fantasizes about transforming into a woman and then having his pimp fist fuck his new vagina up to the elbow?
I know I’m talking to a poster who’s been gone for years but still fuck you and your pretentious Of Mice And Men screen name.
At least you didn't mention panzers again.