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You experience this

At will whenever
3
17%
When triggered by something
10
56%
I only shiver when it's cold
5
28%
 
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featherboa
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Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:42 pm

1200 units is my humble price
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
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featherboa
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Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:44 pm

whoa hold on. this is research

wink
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This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs

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Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:51 pm

that video does nothing for me, but some of her other stuff is pretty good. she has a quasi-monthly membership thing through some non-kickstarter crowd funding platform I can't remember the name of, so her production values will probably keep going up. yeah, that's right, I keep up with this shit.

she'll never top the ultimate all-time ASMR queen Maria though.

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Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:53 pm

LOL at self-loathe reveal

or maybe you just didn't want to be the only one
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Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:11 pm

what did I say that would indicate any self-loathing? are you okay, sir?

it's physically impossible for one to self-loathe whilst in a blissed out tingle zone.

I do worry about the day the tingles stop though...

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Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:21 pm

I don't even know why I was being confrontational

you are a great poster and I hope your tingles persist forever
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Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:41 pm

This is sure to raise a few tingles
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6IWr_YNuA<
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Necrometer wrote:I don't even know why I was being confrontational

you are a great poster and I hope your tingles persist forever
heh, thanks man. always good to get some recogn--

wait a second... are you really Ross? what's going on here!? GEEHEEB!

I'm just going to go tingle myself to sleep... thanks Seventh Son.

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Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:41 pm

that vid was nuts
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs

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Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:44 am

Wank night's cancelled

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Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:14 am

i didnt get anything but a boner.

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Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:56 am

Necrometer wrote:>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oapgiZc5i-g<

1.3m views :confused:

found this totally independently of tervs' last one
oh shit. listening to this now and it finally hit me. i think its triggered more because of the vibrations. total bass drop wormed space slams.

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Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:38 am

haha, that library one.
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs

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Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:09 pm

pooptastik wrote:oh shit. listening to this now and it finally hit me. i think its triggered more because of the vibrations. total bass drop wormed space slams.
I hadn't actually listened to this woman talk before. I find some of these pleasing/interesting but she grates on me. I like her "acting" though. the a/v effects in that one are definitely the stars :invcross:

bra fitting woman though :dann:

nothing's topped this gal IMO:
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Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:08 pm

whoa she made a new video like yesterday
it's weird?

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycNgPoH4G9U<
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs

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featherboa wrote:whoa she made a new video like yesterday
it's weird?

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycNgPoH4G9U<
This is the type of shit aliens would start putting on the internet in total earnestness and with the assumption we wouldn't realize that they weren't really human. Just taken part in some earth internetting, no harm done, the natives will never know!

So you just whisper uncomfortably close to the camera? I could fucking do that.
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Fri May 09, 2014 11:33 pm

let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs

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Sat May 10, 2014 12:13 am

:tup:

riffing off this Beyond the Black Rainbow stuff, more than anything, I think?

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syy2hRlcMJ4<
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Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:31 pm

this woman is amazing. never shows her face. never speaks in English. a truly kvlt asmr master.


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Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:58 pm

can hands be that red

edit: ok fake blood skit
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Sun Aug 17, 2014 5:30 am



I made a video about binaural audio, which is what most of the ASMR folks use. It goes into recording and implementing binaural audio, as well as its potential future. There's also a download for this episode which contains 45 new binaural samples: http://duncanhemingway.com/downloads/4-BA.zip
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