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You experience this

At will whenever
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17%
When triggered by something
10
56%
I only shiver when it's cold
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28%
 
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:49 pm

Idget Child wrote:Those coolduder videos that Clint posted a while back were great for me relaxing, too. I couldn't say I know why...
it's because coolduder's voice drips with calming sensuality. sorta like this thread... just a bunch of dudes talking about feeling good. i'm ASMRing all over the place here thinking about your ASMRs

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Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:52 pm

you have to get consent for that man
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:55 pm

Necrometer wrote:
what is a piss shiver

sometimes when I am trying to pee but can't I'll graze/tickle my stomach and that gets things moving
haha. that has to be the creepiest thing i have heard in a long time. damn uncles making it difficult to pee.
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:19 pm

eh_d wrote:
Necrometer wrote: sometimes when I am trying to pee but can't I'll graze/tickle my stomach and that gets things moving
i'll do my lower back, like right above my belt
OMG you guys me too. Jam your fingernail in your bellybutton. Only for emergencies.
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copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs

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Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:32 pm

that navel-jab is a trick that only works on women AFAIK
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:39 pm

I'm really conflicted about the first video because the voice is great but the rustling noise is the fucking worst,,I really hate that lint,cotton cloth, whatever sound/feeling,,,makes me think of running felt across my teeth (*shudders*)
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Necrometer wrote:what is a piss shiver
It's a piss shiver, man.

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Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:38 pm

last night i fell asleep watching part of a jeffrey dahmer interview. that guy is pure ASMR magic

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Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:40 pm

man i've been thinking about dahmer a lot lately.

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Spooky Apparition wrote:last night i fell asleep watching part of a jeffrey dahmer interview. that guy is pure ASMR magic
what if someone re-uploaded a buncha dahmer vids with ASMR search terms. [male][unintentional]
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copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs

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Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:09 pm

well, if nothing else it'd be a posthumous way for dahmer to do some good for the world (if people can overlook the occasional "then i drilled a hole in this head and defleshed him" and still get their tingle fix, which i'm proud to say i can).

fbts: aren't you the one who posted that 12-part interview with dahmer and his parents? i hadn't seen any of that before... pretty incredible to watch. i really do find it weirdly relaxing though. he and his dad talk to each other like the women on that 'delicious dish' SNL sketch

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yeah i did. i still cant get over the whole head-in-the-box incident with his dad.

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Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:06 pm

and their father/son relationship

and the book his dad wrote with the white dust jacket. how i want one..

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F. Murray Sandyclam wrote:
fallbacktostone wrote:man i've been thinking about dahmer a lot lately.
http://www.members.tripod.com/~VanessaWest/dahmer2.jpg

http://www.members.tripod.com/~VanessaWest/dahmer4.jpg

Right?

Dude liked his dark meat.
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featherboa wrote:I don't get a tingle thing :( just relaxed feeling

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1uqwLio ... ature=plcp<
I want to loop the audio and play it while I sleep. None of that asmr stuff though.

I've only ever gotten this feeling when playing a really good riff. Or having my hair played with.

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azmir is when you're doing her from behind and she strokes your balls to the rhythm of your racing heart

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kina wanna go to the mall
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs

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Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:13 pm

oh yeah.... that's good stuff

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featherboa wrote:
kina wanna go to the mall

:drooly: :mastoman: :mastoman: :mastoman: :mastoman: :drooly:
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:18 pm

fallbacktostone wrote:azmir is when you're doing her from behind and she strokes your balls to the rhythm of your racing heart
i want to know a love this strong
UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!

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Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:18 pm

A BONER IS NOT AN ASSMER

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Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:18 pm

she's roma or lebanese or what

greek

what

something evil

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Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:19 pm

I think she's israeli

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Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:21 pm

yeah yeah true true i knew that

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