people on facebook.

[hipster holocaust]

[Jimm O' Lation]

mitch genes.his mother's ovaries suck.

[ghost boner]

[kevin hash]

Starts books and never finishes any of them. Journals daily. Hymen is intact. Clips coupons and never uses them. Loves lil nas x. Drives a Hyundai santa fe. Apartment is covered in dog hair. Starting to show interest in wicca. Her co-workers thinks she's a weirdo. Talks about a boyfriend that doesn't really exist. His name is David. Knows every line of Fried Green Tomatoes.

[Eight Bit Alien]

if I had money I would subsidize you to write one of these once a week, and live independently

like I would pay you a cartoonist's salary and have them published next to the crossword in some newspaper somewhere

[ghost boner]

seriously absolutely i would do the same

[FVBTVS]

vice created a media empire based on those stupid do's and donts and his are always literally worlds beyond those

[hipster holocaust]