Auguries Forecasting an Inexorable Decrepitude [NOW A SLEEP POLL]

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how do you sleep

on my back
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9%
on my side
8
73%
head hits concrete vocalist
1
9%
sometimes, on my fucking face like a maniac
1
9%
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Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:19 am

do any of you sleep on your back? should i poll ?

sleeping on your back is something i've wanted to train myself to do but i always end up staring at the ceiling all night

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Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:45 am

I made a poll - i'd happy to update it with more options


anyway I sleep on my side 100% - i haven't gotten the psa recommending otherwise. i can side-sleep on concrete with no pillow no problem. almost certainly doomed to ceiling-staring if i try back-sleeping, even in a nice bed
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Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:57 am

it aggravates my coccyx injury
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Sat Mar 23, 2019 10:01 am

Even though it may not be our go-to napping position, it has numerous health benefits. The most significant one is better alignment of the spine, which reduces pain. Other positives include minimizing acid reflux, preventing wrinkles, and maintaining perky breasts.
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Sat Mar 23, 2019 12:08 pm

im able to take one back sleeping nap a month and its usually out of profound disavowed exhaustion and it's always awesome but otherwise if i tryy that shit at night i'm left staring at the ceiling all night
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it aggravates my coccyx injury
have you tried the ole pillow under-the-knees trick?

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Necrometer wrote:
Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:45 am
I made a poll - i'd happy to update it with more options
apparently some people sleep consistently flat on their stomachs which is semi repugnant
upside down from ceiling

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Sat Mar 23, 2019 2:25 pm

I sleep in the fetal position because I’m a beta pussy. It’s starting to fuck up my shoulders.

Can’t sleep on my back at all.

Also I cut my ear with scissors trying to trim my sideburns
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Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:32 am

i start out on my back but wake up many times in different positions
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Mon Mar 25, 2019 8:33 pm

side sleep for life. have many extra pillows to let me keep shoulders even or whatever
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Mon Mar 25, 2019 10:02 pm

Geeheeb wrote:
Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:32 am
i start out on my back but wake up many times in different positions
do you ever wake up in a superposition :dann:
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Tue Mar 26, 2019 3:56 am

For some reason I can do daytime naps on my back, but at night I alternate between on my stomach and on my right side, and I absolutely can't fall asleep on my back. I also snore enough as it is lying on my side, so I probably shouldn't sleep on my back anyway.
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Tue Mar 26, 2019 12:59 pm

Yeah I was gonna say, I snore loudly when I'm sleeping on my back (not for long though, the wife will wake me up and insist I change position when I do), but not at all when I sleep on my side. So I sleep on my side...
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Tue Mar 26, 2019 1:15 pm

I sleep in whatever position allows me to anger my wife most. Sometimes it's snoring on my back. Sometimes it's on my side so my farts land right in her breathing space. Sometimes it's on my stomach and I'm just fuckin yelling in my sleep as though I'm being dropped feet-first into a vat of acid. It's called being an alpha, look it up, nerds.

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Tue Mar 26, 2019 1:20 pm

I'm gonna get a pregnancy pillow so I can be real comfy and possibly since i'm such a beta get to sleep all alone too
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Tue Mar 26, 2019 2:46 pm

For a while in ninth grade, after shool I would sleep on my back with my arms folded like a dracula. I told all my friends because I legitimately thought I was becoming dark and interesting.

In my second year of college, I was working in a grocery store and injured my spine really badly. I don't think I've gone an entire week of sleeping through the night since then. BUT WHEN I DO it's on my side in the foetal position, with one pillow inbetween my knees and another under my arm to keep my shoulders/neck straight.
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Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:17 am

Shit, sorry to hear that, James.

I've had trouble sleeping through for the last 25 years. Weed helps a bit, but I can't get high every evening because it makes me paranoid when I'm too stressed. Not alpha enough I guess...
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Sat Mar 30, 2019 7:14 am

I change it up - seems to vary every night what works to get me to fall asleep. Usually the first aid recovery position on either side - can't do full fetal position - I hate having the knees against each other. Sometimes on my back in the Dracula position. Sometimes flat on my stomach like some toddler. Sometimes one, sometimes two pillows.

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Sat Mar 30, 2019 7:33 am

It's funny, btw, but I actually sleep better these days. I used to have an extremely hard time falling asleep , sometimes lying awake for hours, and now I usually really just go to bed and I'm out within 30 minutes at the most. It's pretty awesome.
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Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:30 am

I added a poll option for you inhuman face-sleepers
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